Guys - have you ever faked an orgasm?

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  • Sarah_Jayne
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    • Dec 2002
    • 40077
    #1

    Guys - have you ever faked an orgasm?

    This stems from a strange conversation I had this weekend with a male friend that involved him talking about a time he faked an orgasm when the sex just wasn't working for him.

    Have you guys ever faked an orgasm?
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    • who
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      • Aug 2003
      • 19593
      #2
      He wasn't man enough to tell his bitch that she wasn't doing anything for him?

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        • Damian_Maxcash
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          • Oct 2002
          • 12745
          #3
          Yeah - when I sober up half way through, the beer glasses wear off and I wonder WTF was I thinking...

          I think its easier for men than women - you just have to make sure you get rid of the condom fast.

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            • rowan
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              • Mar 2002
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              #4
              Why would it be any less easy for women? Just a few moans and a couple of clenches of their muscles and the guy will think he's a total stud.

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                • Deej
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 24386
                  #5
                  i have once or twice, yes, I was just tired and done with it...


                  there was an orgasm before it ... but i faked another to quit the show... while having her feeling 'finished' also...

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                    • VicD
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                      • Feb 2005
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                      #6
                      no, never...

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                        • SBJ
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11377
                          #7
                          haha this reminds me of the scene in 40 days and 40 nights

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                            • B_Maverick
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                              • Dec 2002
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                              #8
                              No...never.
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                                • B_Maverick
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                                  • Dec 2002
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                                  #9
                                  How about you, Sarah? Every faked an orgasm?
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                                    • LeRoy
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                                      • Jul 2007
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                                      #10
                                      This is a loaded question with a bomb attached to it. Yes I am one of those that have faked an orgasm. There have been some girls that just were not that good and/or good looking. I am always down to take one for the team and do the ugly ones. Thank god I'm married to a hot one. but still there has been a time or two that I had to lie to her a say "yes I came".So 2 times in 10 years not bad ratio.
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                                        • Antonio
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                                          • Oct 2001
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                                          #11
                                          probably once or twice, has nothing to do with the girls involved, if it takes me forever to cum I'd fake it and get over it

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                                            • Jdoughs
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 5794
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by damian2001
                                              I think its easier for men than women - you just have to make sure you get rid of the condom fast.

                                              I just spit on her back.
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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 40077
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by B_Maverick
                                                  How about you, Sarah? Every faked an orgasm?
                                                  Yes but I felt bad about doing it and haven't really done it since. Primarily because I am just with one partner now and if you start by faking then it doesn't help you to learn each other's bodies for the long run.

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                                                    • testpie
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                                                      • Apr 2006
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                                                      #14
                                                      I have, and it made me feel awful - lying to myself like that...

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                                                        • Mr.White
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                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                          • 703
                                                          #15
                                                          no one fakes em better then me! Iam the living orgasmus faking legend!
                                                          Haha, hell no i never had to fake one.

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                                                            • NTSS
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                                                              • Mar 2005
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                                                              #16
                                                              Nope...there is no need for men to fake it. At least not that I know of.
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                                                                • gornyhuy
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                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 18041
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Maybe twice ever.

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                                                                    • gimo33
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                                                                      • Mar 2006
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
                                                                      haha this reminds me of the scene in 40 days and 40 nights
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                                                                        • bronco67
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                                                                          • Dec 2006
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          I've faked while wearing a condom, then put on another and kept going. Any girl I've ever played that trick on was pretty impressed. Just make sure she doesn't inspect the condom.

                                                                          As far as faking it because I didn't like the chick.....believe it or not, the less attracted I am to a chick, the shorter I last. Maybe psychologically, I just want to get it over with.

                                                                          If I'm with a super hot girl, I've never had to concentrate on gross and unsexy things to keep going. There's this need to impress her, so I have no problem hammering it until I'm ready to shoot.

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                                                                            • Penny24Seven
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                                                                              • Jun 2007
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              just one time, i was in a big hurry and she begged for cock and it was the last thing on my mind, I had already came 30 minutes before so it was gonna take a minute so I faked it
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                                                                                • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 12745
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                  I've faked while wearing a condom, then put on another and kept going. Any girl I've ever played that trick on was pretty impressed. Just make sure she doesn't inspect the condom.

                                                                                  As far as faking it because I didn't like the chick.....believe it or not, the less attracted I am to a chick, the shorter I last. Maybe psychologically, I just want to get it over with.

                                                                                  If I'm with a super hot girl, I've never had to concentrate on gross and unsexy things to keep going. There's this need to impress her, so I have no problem hammering it until I'm ready to shoot.
                                                                                  You are under 30 right?

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                                                                                    • vidvicious
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                                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      faked it . never .. made myself cum faster to get the hella outta there .. several times ....
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                                                                                        • bronco67
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                                                                                          • Dec 2006
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by damian2001
                                                                                          You are under 30 right?
                                                                                          What would that have to do with anything?

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                                                                                            • Ryan St. Germain
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                                                                                              • Sep 2006
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              yes, I've faked it before. It's generally when I've been with a multi orgasmic girl who's already been satisfied anyways.

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                                                                                                • Porno Dan
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                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 6342
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Yes I have faxed it several times.

                                                                                                  I can remember where I have pretended to cum in my condom, as a result of too much partying combined with Viagra.
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                                                                                                    • martinsc
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      yes, once or twice.
                                                                                                      I was drunk and way to tired and wasted to keep going....
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                                                                                                        • ADL Eddie
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Once, yup. Just wanted to be done with it.


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                                                                                                            • carol.prime
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                              not yet. i always satisfied with my partner.
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                                                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                  • 20368
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by martinsc
                                                                                                                  yes, once or twice.
                                                                                                                  I was drunk and way to tired and wasted to keep going....
                                                                                                                  what this man said...

                                                                                                                  i think faking an orgasm is probably better than just being like "get the fuck off my dick, i want to goto sleep now" i had this one chick ride the shit out of me forever and i wouldn't cum, then she tried finishing me off with her mouth and that wasn't doing it either. finally i had to tell it wasn't gonna happen and hse took it pretty personally. kinda wishin i faked it that time around...

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                                                                                                                    • Hell House Vic
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                      • 1029
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      yo - how stupid does a woman need to be to fall for a fake orgasm??? i means cum comes out...

                                                                                                                      a few times i've wanted too, mainly just to give my partner a break though - honestly. poor thing.

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                                                                                                                        • Hell House Vic
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                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          oooooooooooooooooooooooh condoms.... forgot about those things.... hahahahaha.

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                                                                                                                            • 96ukssob
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I have a few times, but either because i was drunk, or the girl wanted a 2nd round and i was to tired to go on
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                                                                                                                                • Violetta
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  nah... it takes me 2 minutes to come, so why bother
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                                                                                                                                    • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 12745
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                                                                      What would that have to do with anything?
                                                                                                                                      You would have to be young to perform the stunts you are talking about....

                                                                                                                                      Wait til u are over 30 - it goes downhill.

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                                                                                                                                        • SweetT
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 1756
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          DAMN....you guys who can fake an orgasm must have some pretty dumb girls....you would think they would realize when they didnt have to swallow so much that there was no cum in their mouth.

                                                                                                                                          Wow....and I thought I dated dumb ones!

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                                                                                                                                            • The Suit
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bossku69
                                                                                                                                              I have a few times, but either because i was drunk, or the girl wanted a 2nd round and i was to tired to go on
                                                                                                                                              Amen man. Only once for me and it was an absolute necessity... there comes a point where you just want her to turn into a pizza and fall asleep.
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                                                                                                                                                • D
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2006
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I did once... but that was a long time ago.

                                                                                                                                                  Not sure what the biological circumstances were surrounding the dealio, but I was a kid at the time, and I came (albeit a bit quicker than I woulda liked) without actually experiencing an orgasm. Was a one-night stand kinda thing.

                                                                                                                                                  Was the oddest thing at the time... can't recall it happening since.

                                                                                                                                                  But anyways, yeah... so I faked it a bit for her sake.
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                                                                                                                                                    • _Richard_
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                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      men faking orgasms?

                                                                                                                                                      what the fuck has the world come too?

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                                                                                                                                                        • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2006
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          ive never faked it , but i will now for the fuck of it
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                                                                                                                                                            • Farang
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                                                                                                                                                              nope
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                                                                                                                                                                • SleazyDream
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  actually yes - and often.

                                                                                                                                                                  i seem to have a problem cumming sometimes - and women after fucking for 20-30 mins sometimes get upset that they can't make you cum - even though I'm having the time of my life and want to keep going- so to make them feel better about themselves and happy i fake it and don't let them see the condom and pretend to blow inside with a huge fake orgasm.

                                                                                                                                                                  they're happy - i'm happy.

                                                                                                                                                                  nice thing is you can go again like that in a few mins.

                                                                                                                                                                  i don't have to always cum to have a great time having sex.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Kick Ass Vic
                                                                                                                                                                      oooooooooooooooooooooooh condoms.... forgot about those things.... hahahahaha.
                                                                                                                                                                      yeah, I can imagine it would be easier to do with condoms.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • GatorB
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 18208
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Guys - have you ever faked an orgasm?
                                                                                                                                                                          I make sure I keep a warm squeeze tube of yogurt next to the bed for such an occasion.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • deanberkeley
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                              I have never faked one. I think it would be kinda hard to fake for a guy!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Barefootsies
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 42635
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Yes I have.

                                                                                                                                                                                  I was on my 3+ round for the day, and as most males know, you get longer rides in the subsequent rounds.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Anyways, after a half hour of various positions, sucking and fucking toes, getting ass tickled, and so forth. I wasn't getting any closer, and I wanted to go to sleep. So I faked it.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Then went to sleep.

                                                                                                                                                                                  However, I have also had the beer goggles wake up call as well back when I drank. She is looking good in the bar. You get back to her place with the lights on, an hour or three later, and you're like, "WTF?!?!! I'm outta here!"

                                                                                                                                                                                  However my favorite story from back then was when I was half in and half out of it. The woman was doing something in the other room. She comes in, we are in the middle, and I stop. Snap out of it. Ask, "What am I doing here? Who are you!?!?" Then grab my clothes and leave. I still see the image of her running out of her place towards my car as I do a burnout at 3 AM.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Good times..
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Emil
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Yes, I've done it once.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                                          actually yes - and often.

                                                                                                                                                                                          i seem to have a problem cumming sometimes - and women after fucking for 20-30 mins sometimes get upset that they can't make you cum - even though I'm having the time of my life and want to keep going- so to make them feel better about themselves and happy i fake it and don't let them see the condom and pretend to blow inside with a huge fake orgasm.

                                                                                                                                                                                          they're happy - i'm happy.

                                                                                                                                                                                          nice thing is you can go again like that in a few mins.

                                                                                                                                                                                          i don't have to always cum to have a great time having sex.
                                                                                                                                                                                          omg i had visuals of u having sex grosssssssss go away visuals go aways....


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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Retributi0n
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 393
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              ya once.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I am happy to say... no.


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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Grapesoda
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 46234
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                                                                                                                                      This stems from a strange conversation I had this weekend with a male friend that involved him talking about a time he faked an orgasm when the sex just wasn't working for him.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Have you guys ever faked an orgasm?

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