Testing the waters: Would anyone be interested in a special webmaster drink?

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  • B.Barnato
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2010
    • 3618

    #1

    Testing the waters: Would anyone be interested in a special webmaster drink?

    I'm currently developing an idea to make a webmaster drink. As there are a few webmasters on GFY I figured I'd get some opinions.

    The drink will be specially designed to suit a webmaster's needs and lifestyle. This means special vitamins and similarly to other niche targeted sports drinks, it will feature specific enhancing properties.

    In this case I'd like to include ingredients that improve SEO, keyword research, link building, task management, web development and basic arithmetic.

    The research so far shows quite a promising market:

    Google shows:

    8,520,000 results for webmaster drink
    497,000,000 results for webmaster
    911,000,000 results for drink
  • epitome
    So Fucking Lame
    • Jun 2009
    • 12156

    #2
    Already been done. MOUNTAIN DEW.

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    • CyberHustler
      Masterbaiter
      • Feb 2006
      • 28759

      #3
      Dust juice



      The search engines will sing all the answers to you.
      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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      • georgeyw
        58008 53773
        • Jul 2005
        • 9865

        #4
        Originally posted by B.Barnato
        I'm currently developing an idea to make a webmaster drink. As there are a few webmasters on GFY I figured I'd get some opinions.

        The drink will be specially designed to suit a webmaster's needs and lifestyle. This means special vitamins and similarly to other niche targeted sports drinks, it will feature specific enhancing properties.

        In this case I'd like to include ingredients that improve SEO, keyword research, link building, task management, web development and basic arithmetic.

        The research so far shows quite a promising market:

        Google shows:

        8,520,000 results for webmaster drink
        497,000,000 results for webmaster
        911,000,000 results for drink
        I took the liberty of analysing your potential market further.

        11,810,000,000 results for r and since there are two r's in 'webmaster drink' that would equate to (2*11,810,000,000) = you are going to be RICH!
        TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
        "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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        • marlboroack
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2010
          • 9327

          #5
          Adderal & Redbull. I'll be your biggest customer.

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          • B.Barnato
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2010
            • 3618

            #6
            Originally posted by epitome
            Already been done. MOUNTAIN DEW.
            Mountain Dew has never increased my SEO skills.

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            • mineistaken
              See signature :)
              • Apr 2007
              • 29656

              #7
              cool, fool

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              • k0nr4d
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 9231

                #8
                Can you name it after me?
                "The Konrad"
                Mechanical Bunny Media
                Mechbunny Tube Script | Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script | Custom Web Development

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                • SiMpLe
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 3221

                  #9
                  Originally posted by k0nr4d
                  Can you name it after me?
                  "The Konrad"
                  lol I actually like this
                  Sean Holland
                  Vice President
                  OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
                  SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com
                  888-775-1500

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                  • Tijuana_Tom
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2011
                    • 668

                    #10
                    make sure it has blood thinners.

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                    • digitalfantasies
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2755

                      #11
                      just add some some real coca to cola and your done...

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