Detroit man gambles away $1.5 million

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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
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    Detroit man gambles away $1.5 million

    accidentally given by ATM ill pay you back in 500 years

    damn fool buy a business and pay it back with equity at least he would have a better chance



    Ronald Page seemingly had it made when Bank of America unintentionally changed his account status, allowing the 55-year-old man to make unlimited ATM cash overdraft withdrawals.

    But ABC News reports that Page, who in reality had only $300 in his checking account, used the accidental loophole to withdraw more than $1.5 million?losing it all on gambling.

    And even worse for Page, the U.S. Attorney's Office in Detroit says he is now facing 15 months in prison after pleading guilty to charges of theft of bank funds, $1,543,104 in total between December 1, 2008 and May 31, 2009.

    "In this case, the bank's glitch allowed the defendant to lose a significant amount of money that was not even his in the first place," reads the U.S. Attorney's sentencing memorandum, obtained by ABC. "The fact that defendant acted on an impulse does not minimize the seriousness of his conduct and the need for a custodial sentence."

    The day the Bank of America glitch went into effect, Page reportedly withdrew $312,000 from ATMs at the Greektown Casino in Detroit and an additional $51,727 from the MGM Grand Casino. Bank of America placed a hold on his account 17 days later, but he had already withdrawn $1.5 million by that point.

    The glitch reportedly occurred because Page originally had a banking account with LaSalle Bank. When Bank of America acquired LaSalle, the glitch somehow occurred while the two banking institutions were transferring account information.

    Page, who does not have a prior record, could have faced a steeper sentence but prosecutors said his crime was a "lapse of judgment" and placed blame with Bank of America for allowing the withdrawals to take place.

    In addition to the recommended 15-month sentence and order to repay the funds, the U.S. Attorney's Office has suggested that Page be prohibited from gambling in any capacity.

    "If his gambling addiction is not addressed, he is very likely to cause further financial hardship to himself and his family," the memorandum reads.

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  • Spunky
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    • Jun 2002
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    #2
    I wonder if he blew some of his windfall on some reefer

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    • foulfowl
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      • Feb 2003
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      #3
      Saw this on the local news here in Detroit. I think dude used the gambling as a front. He stashed that money away somewhere and he'll quietly get it and disappear after he does his little 15 month bid.

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      • brassmonkey
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        • Sep 2005
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        #4
        Originally posted by foulfowl
        Saw this on the local news here in Detroit. I think dude used the gambling as a front. He stashed that money away somewhere and he'll quietly get it and disappear after he does his little 15 month bid.
        wtf? 15 months?
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        • PR_Glen
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          #5
          Originally posted by brassmonkey
          wtf? 15 months?
          1 month for every 100g's? sign me up! hehe
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          • foulfowl
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            • Feb 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by PR_Glen
            1 month for every 100g's? sign me up! hehe
            Exactly what I was thinking

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            • RebelR
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              • Feb 2005
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              #7
              Originally posted by foulfowl
              Saw this on the local news here in Detroit. I think dude used the gambling as a front. He stashed that money away somewhere and he'll quietly get it and disappear after he does his little 15 month bid.
              first thing that crossed my mind as well
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              • Makaveli
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                • Feb 2001
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                #8
                Originally posted by foulfowl
                Saw this on the local news here in Detroit. I think dude used the gambling as a front. He stashed that money away somewhere and he'll quietly get it and disappear after he does his little 15 month bid.
                That would be the smart thing to do. My guess is he's not that smart.

                Also, they most likely have him on camera at the casino dumping that money.

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                • thegreatestporn
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                  #9
                  How's he going to repay it?
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                  • brassmonkey
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                    • Sep 2005
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PR_Glen
                    1 month for every 100g's? sign me up! hehe
                    that's what i was thinking
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                    • kristin
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                      • Sep 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Makaveli
                      That would be the smart thing to do. My guess is he's not that smart.

                      Also, they most likely have him on camera at the casino dumping that money.
                      I'd have to agree. While we might think he'd want to the smart thing, he didn't.
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                      • smutnut
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                        • Jul 2007
                        • 5889

                        #12
                        15 months?!! LOL, I could do fifteen months on the toilet for 1.5 million

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                        • Tom_PM
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                          • Feb 2005
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                          #13
                          Loosest ATM's in town.
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                          • djroof
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                            • Jan 2004
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by smutnut
                            15 months?!! LOL, I could do fifteen months on the toilet for 1.5 million
                            hahahahahaha

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                            • brassmonkey
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by PR_Tom
                              Loosest ATM's in town.
                              i had $5600 spit out a atm. i parked and sprinted into the bank dont play with their money
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                              • Makaveli
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by thegreatestporn
                                How's he going to repay it?
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                                • AllAboutCams
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                                  #17
                                  15 month for 1.5mil hell yes
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                                  • Webmaster Advertising
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                                    • Sep 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                    i had $5600 spit out a atm. i parked and sprinted into the bank dont play with their money
                                    Doesn't count if you run into the ATM with a stolen pickup truck to make it 'spit' the money out...

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                                    • brassmonkey
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                                      • Sep 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                      Doesn't count if you run into the ATM with a stolen pickup truck to make it 'spit' the money out...
                                      its grand theft a felony
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                                      • Just Alex
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                                        • Aug 2007
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                                        #20
                                        Racists at the bank and DA office

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                                        • bronco67
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                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 29032

                                          #21
                                          15 months in jail?

                                          This should warrant a trip to the guillotine, mainly for being so fucking stupid.

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                                          • Lykos
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                                            #22
                                            Jesus... no comment...

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                                            • The Ghost
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RebelR
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                                              • lazycash
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                                                • Aug 2002
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                                                #24
                                                And even worse for Page, the U.S. Attorney's Office in Detroit says he is now facing 15 months in prison after pleading guilty to charges of theft of bank funds, $1,543,104 in total between December 1, 2008 and May 31, 2009.


                                                The day the Bank of America glitch went into effect, Page reportedly withdrew $312,000 from ATMs at the Greektown Casino in Detroit and an additional $51,727 from the MGM Grand Casino. Bank of America placed a hold on his account 17 days later, but he had already withdrawn $1.5 million by that point.
                                                I'm somewhat confused, the first part suggests the withdrawals were over a span of 6 months, then it makes it sound like BofA caught it after only a couple of weeks. Those have to be the nicest prosecutors I've ever heard of, referring to his crime as simply a "lapse of judgement". lol
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                                                • candyflip
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                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Makaveli
                                                  That would be the smart thing to do. My guess is he's not that smart.

                                                  Also, they most likely have him on camera at the casino dumping that money.
                                                  Which would mean that the Casino will be giving the money back to it's rightful owner correct?

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                                                  • Klen
                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                    • 32235

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by candyflip
                                                    Which would mean that the Casino will be giving the money back to it's rightful owner correct?
                                                    Just wanted to ask same :D

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                                                    • smutnut
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                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 5889

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by lazycash
                                                      I'm somewhat confused, the first part suggests the withdrawals were over a span of 6 months, then it makes it sound like BofA caught it after only a couple of weeks. Those have to be the nicest prosecutors I've ever heard of, referring to his crime as simply a "lapse of judgement". lol
                                                      It would have to be. You have limits on ATM Withdrawals for these types of reasons. Still the dumb ass DA mentioned something about impulsiveness. If that's impulsive, then every fucking criminal on earth is impulsive LOL.

                                                      Well, I was pacing outside the bank fully armed to the teeth, but hadn't actually committed to the crime yet, your honor. Then impulsively and all of a sudden I decided I would do It and I ran into the bank screaming for everyone to get the fuck on the floor!

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                                                      • brassmonkey
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by candyflip
                                                        Which would mean that the Casino will be giving the money back to it's rightful owner correct?
                                                        actually the bank will have to sue the account holder.

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                                                        • Buff
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                                                          #29
                                                          My dad always told me that if all the liquid assets in the world were distributed evenly to every adult, within 10 years it would pretty much all be right back where it is now.

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                                                          • ottopottomouse
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Buff
                                                            My dad always told me that if all the liquid assets in the world were distributed evenly to every adult, within 10 years it would pretty much all be right back where it is now.
                                                            Probably right given the way if someone who has never had money suddenly comes into a windfall they spunk it all on useless shit very quickly.
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • seeandsee
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                                                                #32
                                                                he stashed money, and waiting to exit
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                                                                • DWB
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  15 months for $1.5 million... that would be tempting.

                                                                  Not easy to get that kind of CASH out of the USA. Not impossible, but you would have to put in some work at the laundry mat or get really creative.

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                                                                  • nakeddutch
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    What type of bank can't keep
                                                                    track of 1.5 million for over a year?!?
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                                                                    • teennutsuckers
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      leave it up to the D

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                                                                      • PiracyPitbull
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Buff
                                                                        My dad always told me that if all the liquid assets in the world were distributed evenly to every adult, within 10 years it would pretty much all be right back where it is now.
                                                                        sadly believable.
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                                                                        • Zarathustra
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          but he has to repay it so actually he got nothing....stashed or not

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                                                                          • Wilbo
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            My bank has a $400 limit per day on ATM withdraws.

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                                                                            • nico-t
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29903

                                                                              #39
                                                                              fuck banks, 1.5 mill is pennies for those crooks. They fucked up, their fault.

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                                                                              • michael.kickass
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                15 months, that's nuts.
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                                                                                • marlboroack
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Wonder if i am @ my 1.5m mark on buying hookers.

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    decisions, decisions...

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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Ross
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        If he had any sense he'd have took it all out, put it in a high interest account, paid it back, walked off with the interest to start a somewhat decent life.. especially if he only really had $300 to his name.

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