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  • Gary
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 6110
    #1

    ATTN Boneprone *IMPORTANT*

    I just recieved an email from Ms. Amp, it seems when amp brought his car to the docks to be loaded onto the ship, he forgot to get outta the car and is now locked in his car, in a crate about 70 miles off the coast of San Francisco.

    Any chance you can use the Boneprone family helicopter to rescue him? It would really be appreciated by his family and friends.

    thanks

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    • the Shemp
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        • FATPad
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          • Oct 2001
          • 6693
          #3
          I hope Boneprone refuses to help until Ms Amp flashes us her boobies. Now's the perfect time since Amp can't stop her.
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            • Gary
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              • Aug 2001
              • 6110
              #4
              Originally posted by FATPad
              I hope Boneprone refuses to help until Ms Amp flashes us her boobies. Now's the perfect time since Amp can't stop her.
              I fear she may be too distraught

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                • Sly_RJ
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 17042
                  #5
                  Originally posted by FATPad
                  I hope Boneprone refuses to help until Ms Amp flashes us her boobies. Now's the perfect time since Amp can't stop her.
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                    • Socks
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                      • May 2002
                      • 8475
                      #6
                      I bet he wishes he paid his cellphone bill now.. oh wait 70 miles out.. his.. satellite phone.

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                        • Gary
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 6110
                          #7
                          He's gotta be at least 90 miles out by now, i guess.

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                            • jimmyf
                              OU812
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 12651
                              #8
                              God he's in trouble..

                              I shipped some loaner equipment to a guy over there once...
                              He was in a big hurry as he had sent me his broken stuff...

                              I screwed up and sent it by ship... took around 30 days before he got the stuff.

                              He got his fixed stuff back before he got the loaner stuff.
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                                • Gary
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                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 6110
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by jimmyf
                                  God he's in trouble..

                                  I shipped some loaner equipment to a guy over there once...
                                  He was in a big hurry as he had sent me his broken stuff...

                                  I screwed up and sent it by ship... took around 30 days before he got the stuff.

                                  He got his fixed stuff back before he got the loaner stuff.
                                  Fortunately, he has cigarettes to smoke, some old leftover mcdonalds on the floor of the car to eat and he can drink his own urine. SO he should be good for a few days.

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                                    • TheFLY
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 11856
                                      #10
                                      Did he fall asleep at the wheel?

                                      LOL

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                                        • Gary
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                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 6110
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by TheFLY
                                          Did he fall asleep at the wheel?

                                          LOL
                                          apparently he drove the car into the crate and he always wanted to masturbate in a shipping crate, so he took a few minutes to take care of that, and next thing he knew, crate was sealed. it could happen to anybody.

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                                            • jimmyf
                                              OU812
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 12651
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Gary


                                              apparently he drove the car into the crate and he always wanted to masturbate in a shipping crate, so he took a few minutes to take care of that, and next thing he knew, crate was sealed. it could happen to anybody.
                                              Can't blame him on that. I use to jack off under every truck scale I worked on.... Of course they were pit type scales, with little critters running around... Like mice, and black widows... just shu them away...
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                                                • Gary
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 6110
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jimmyf


                                                  Can't blame him on that. I use to jack off under every truck scale I worked on.... Of course they were pit type scales, with little critters running around... Like mice, and black widows... just shu them away...
                                                  Of course, happens to the best of us

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                                                    • reddawg
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                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 1837
                                                      #14
                                                      Don't worry guys I just happened to receive that crate and I opened it up and AMP was fine, but he was still jerking his rod, so I sealed him up again and sent him return to sender.
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                                                        • mike503
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                                                          • May 2002
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                                                          #15
                                                          i heard you can only drink your own piss 3 times before it poisons you or some shit.
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                                                            • Gary
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                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 6110
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by mike503
                                                              i heard you can only drink your own piss 3 times before it poisons you or some shit.
                                                              Well, amp routinely drinks his own piss, so his body is accustomed to it.

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                                                                • TheFLY
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 11856
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Amp should have been a character on Dune -- he could have gone into the deep deep desert with his piss drinking talents...

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                                                                    • boneprone
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Amp has yet to officially decide if he is accepting the family in to his life.

                                                                      Until he pays his membership dues, and the check clears, im afraid we cannot engage in any assistance to his aid.

                                                                      Perhaps we can contact his wife and work out a deal.
                                                                      I was just in SanFran last week, and I will gladly make a trip down there again to have a sit down with his wife.

                                                                      See if you can work this out.

                                                                      Is snow with him?

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                                                                        • TheFLY
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 11856
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                          I will gladly make a trip down there again to have a sit down with his wife.
                                                                          Is she cute?

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                                                                            • boneprone
                                                                              Hall Of Fame
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 34415
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Shemp, we lent the hot air balloon to some guy named Cohen a year or so ago.

                                                                              He has yet to return the balloon, and has yet to be seen by ANYONE since that day.

                                                                              He told me he would hook me up with a link on sex.com for use of the balloon, but the promise has yet to be rewarded to us.

                                                                              A year later, all i want is my balloon back.

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                                                                                • Gary
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                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 6110
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                  Amp has yet to officially decide if he is accepting the family in to his life.

                                                                                  Until he pays his membership dues, and the check clears, im afraid we cannot engage in any assistance to his aid.

                                                                                  Perhaps we can contact his wife and work out a deal.
                                                                                  I was just in SanFran last week, and I will gladly make a trip down there again to have a sit down with his wife.

                                                                                  See if you can work this out.

                                                                                  Is snow with him?
                                                                                  Ya, Snow went with him to the docks. He got out of the car to hit on one of the dockworkers. Wehn he realized that amp was gone and the boat was leaving port, he grabbed a rope, lassoed it around one of the lifeboats and hung on for dear life as he was dragged out to sea. Last i heard, he was still skipping across the ocean but appears to be in good spirits.

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                                                                                    • boneprone
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Not as Cute as Amp in his dress, but yeah i believe she is.

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                                                                                        • Gary
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                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 6110
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                          Not as Cute as Amp in his dress, but yeah i believe she is.
                                                                                          Very few people are

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                                                                                            • pimpdog
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                                                                                              • May 2002
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              god what fucking geeks

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                                                                                                • Gary
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 6110
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by pimpdog
                                                                                                  god what fucking geeks
                                                                                                  Not everyone can be as cool as you

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                                                                                                    • boneprone
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Hey Gary, we need to arrange that specail family bussizness
                                                                                                      proposal we spoke of last week when I was in SanFran.

                                                                                                      Will you be around tomorrow?
                                                                                                      We can get this squared away and set up.

                                                                                                      Have you had enough time to think this over?
                                                                                                      And are you sure you want to do this?

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                                                                                                        • boneprone
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                                                                                                          • 34415
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          pimpdog has been banned.
                                                                                                          Please Contact AaronM for a life.

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                                                                                                            • mjrools23
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Gary


                                                                                                              apparently he drove the car into the crate and he always wanted to masturbate in a shipping crate, so he took a few minutes to take care of that, and next thing he knew, crate was sealed. it could happen to anybody.
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                                                                                                                • Gary
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                  • 6110
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                                                  Hey Gary, we need to arrange that specail family bussizness
                                                                                                                  proposal we spoke of last week when I was in SanFran.

                                                                                                                  Will you be around tomorrow?
                                                                                                                  We can get this squared away and set up.

                                                                                                                  Have you had enough time to think this over?
                                                                                                                  And are you sure you want to do this?
                                                                                                                  Still waitting for you to show up on icq. Did you get my thirty messages?

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                                                                                                                    • boneprone
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Im still not home at my home pc.
                                                                                                                      Ill be officially in my home-house tomorrow.

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                                                                                                                        • Gary
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                                                                                                                          • 6110
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                                                          Im still not home at my home pc.
                                                                                                                          Ill be officially in my home-house tomorrow.
                                                                                                                          ok

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