OMG - Steven Segal is as fat as a house!

**polish_aristocrat** · 11-02-2007, 11:35 AM

pics? 78

**Damian_Maxcash** · 11-02-2007, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

pics? 78

It was a film I just watched on Spanish TV....

I didnt get the title - something about a nuke and chechen rebels.

He was HUGE!

**Vegas Ken** · 11-02-2007, 11:49 AM

Pics are definatley need for this thread.

**Steve Awesome** · 11-02-2007, 11:51 AM

**Damian_Maxcash** · 11-02-2007, 11:51 AM

Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

D · 11-02-2007, 11:53 AM

As the thread-starter in such a thread, you were delinquent in that you did not post pics.

**Steve Awesome** · 11-02-2007, 11:53 AM

That was November 2007. Click this for March 2007.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 11-02-2007, 11:56 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443450/ - thats the film

**Skillz Unlimited** · 11-02-2007, 12:14 PM

yea that's called relaxing, eating well, and enjoying your money. The man is chillin. You sound worse than a chic.

Metro!!

**yahoo-xxx-girls.com** · 11-02-2007, 12:21 PM

O Yea... damian2001...

Yo damian2001... I would love to see you call Steven Segal a fat fuck... and for him to use you dumb ass as a football...

Don't you be messing with him...

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**gornyhuy** · 11-02-2007, 12:21 PM

This thread is useless without someone getting their head beat in with a cue stick and without a microwave bomb blowing up a ship galley.

**leedsfan** · 11-02-2007, 12:25 PM

i saw him yesterday. He's filming here in Vancouver. He was on set in between scenes. He looks orange-fucking freak. And hes not really very tall either.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 11-02-2007, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by Balalsubturfyooj

Yo damian2001... I would love to see you call Steven Segal a fat fuck... and for him to use you dumb ass as a football...

Don't you be messing with him...

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lol -- I would call him a fat fuck to his face -- then I would run really slowly (I wouldnt want to wear my fat ass out) to the door.

**MarkTiarra** · 11-02-2007, 12:27 PM

Yeah what's with the bad fake tan?

**2012** · 11-02-2007, 12:27 PM

he could literally smash your face in. I'll buy him a cheeseburger

**natas** · 11-02-2007, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by Steve Awesome

dayum what a chubby freak.

Under Seige is still an amazing film tho

**Sunny** · 11-02-2007, 12:53 PM

good job, keep it up

**Hollywood Horwitz** · 11-02-2007, 12:58 PM

he's looks horrible! but then again he's old as dirt now.

**GAMEFINEST** · 11-02-2007, 01:03 PM

His not that fat

**donborno** · 11-02-2007, 01:03 PM

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

**webair** · 11-02-2007, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by damian2001

Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

**dynastoned** · 11-02-2007, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by donborno

**MiLo** · 11-02-2007, 01:33 PM

His music is more of my taste rather than his movies

**Violetta** · 11-02-2007, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

hahahahahahahaha... awsome!

**Michaelious** · 11-02-2007, 01:52 PM

Well i still wouldn't want to fight him.

**Far-L** · 11-02-2007, 01:52 PM

chuck norris kicked his ass...

**Big Red Machine** · 11-02-2007, 02:01 PM

He's made his money

AK · 11-02-2007, 02:04 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bup2ffVKBb8

**Lemons** · 11-02-2007, 02:23 PM

Norris > Segal

**TurboAngel** · 11-02-2007, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by damian2001

Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

LMFAO!

**Sansa** · 11-02-2007, 02:32 PM

It's amazing that a talentless fuck like Segal actually made it. Thru lots of smoke and mirrors but still. Those curious should read this http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/pro...en_seagal1.htm

**yahoo-xxx-girls.com** · 11-02-2007, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

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**KILL_FRENZY** · 11-02-2007, 02:43 PM

yeah his fatter

**teg0** · 11-02-2007, 02:56 PM

He still looks like a badass

**L-Pink** · 11-02-2007, 03:01 PM

He had a resturant in Chicago with REALLY BAD food.

**shekinah** · 11-02-2007, 03:21 PM

He looks old and fat

**LilBro** · 11-02-2007, 03:34 PM

i would say that he is sick and is on some medicine that is causing him to look bloated

**nosey** · 11-02-2007, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by donborno

**RyuLion** · 11-02-2007, 03:49 PM

he's like me now..lol

**NinjaSteve** · 11-02-2007, 05:49 PM

NICE! I found his video!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

**Spunky** · 11-02-2007, 05:51 PM

He's enjoying the fruits of his labor

**StuartD** · 11-02-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by NinjaSteve

NICE! I found his video!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

That song was actually pretty good....

until he started singing.

**BlueDesignStudios** · 11-02-2007, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

hahaha that's fantastic

**Vitasoy** · 11-02-2007, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

lol.. you made me spit out my water

OMG - Steven Segal is as fat as a house!

OMG - Steven Segal is as fat as a house!

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