If I'm home I get naked and concentrate on the toilet. Just like this:
In public restrooms I'm too busy balancing so my cheeks don't hit the 2 inch thick layer of tissue covering the toilet to do anything else.
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“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
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