Fuck Halloween!
I am sorry, I try to be a good sport, but I hate Halloween! Another ancient holiday hijacked by the catholic church.
First of all, who gives a shit about goddamn pumpkins! They are big stupid useless orange gourds and people carve faces in these damn things and display their crooked poorly carved creations in their front windows like I give a shit if their kid can draw a straight goddamn line.
Second, now I have these annoying fucks ringing my doorbell every two seconds for their handout! Buy your own candy you fucking mooch. Droves of people with their kids and their fucking store bought costumes which are really just advertisements for movies any goddamn way.
Now, I have to go out and buy candy for the freeloaders and clear my schedule to answer the door every five fucking minutes?
And when did Halloween lights come into existence??? I'm gonna risk breaking my fucking neck to put up orange lights now? You gotta be fucking kidding me! And they have these big blow up things for lazy fucks that want to decorate but are too lazy to put up lights. These Cretans are even worse sell-outs than those who put up lights in the first place.
I say fuck Halloween! The only thing good about Halloween is that it's not Christmas.
First of all, who gives a shit about goddamn pumpkins! They are big stupid useless orange gourds and people carve faces in these damn things and display their crooked poorly carved creations in their front windows like I give a shit if their kid can draw a straight goddamn line.
Second, now I have these annoying fucks ringing my doorbell every two seconds for their handout! Buy your own candy you fucking mooch. Droves of people with their kids and their fucking store bought costumes which are really just advertisements for movies any goddamn way.
Now, I have to go out and buy candy for the freeloaders and clear my schedule to answer the door every five fucking minutes?
And when did Halloween lights come into existence??? I'm gonna risk breaking my fucking neck to put up orange lights now? You gotta be fucking kidding me! And they have these big blow up things for lazy fucks that want to decorate but are too lazy to put up lights. These Cretans are even worse sell-outs than those who put up lights in the first place.
I say fuck Halloween! The only thing good about Halloween is that it's not Christmas.
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