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I'm outside the U.S, and I'm going to let them close my 10 year year old account and keep the couple hundred bucks a year I make off them - mainly because I don't have a clue what my Mexican rep is asking me to do. Enjoy the happy meals you fucking thieves!
Fuck that shit.
I only wish "Reuben" spoke better English instead of the nonesense, garbled crap emails he sends me.
1) Most "Foreign" webmasters do not understand pig-English. A Reuben is a sandwich. Sandwiches don't speak English. Either does your Reuben.
2) Get an actual English speaking rep to contact your "north of Mexico" affiliates.
3) Pay me for all sales up until June 15, 2012 (HAHAHAROFL!)
4) I will continue to claim the average income I've earned from you over the past decade on my taxes whether you pay me or not.
5) Don't ever have a Spanish native contact your foriegn webmasters. WTF? Nobody speaks English - or even Engrish - at Cams/Aff/BOFT?
Another plan: Steal my money (because that's what desperate, dying businesses do) and buy yourself a Happy Meal. Or a six pack. Enjoy. Fuck off. Learn English. Continue to fail.
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