Originally Posted by kane

As you may or may not know my mom was living with me for a while. She has moved into an assisted living center. My brother is getting divorced and is going to stay with me for a while but he isn't moving in for a few more weeks. So last night the girlfriend and I are watching a movie and messing around. She suggests that since time alone in this house seems to be non-existent we should do it in the kitchen just because we can.

I have to admit, it wasn't as cool as it looks in porn. The freaking tile floor is hard and I bruised my shin, she nearly fell off the counter when I set her up on it and as I had her on the counter and was thrusting away I smacked my balls into the handle on the dishwasher.

We both ended up laughing more than anything else.

Clearly being a pornstar is a talent.