Originally Posted by garce

You finally grasped the concept of irony! Damn! Here's a cookie. Unfortunately, that cookie is clinging to my anal hairs - but I'm sure you'd still be willing to gently nibble the crumbs that have collected around my anus. Just be gentle. More tongue than teeth, ok?

Bro! The prize is yours. Just come and claim it! I'm face down and ass up - cheeks spread. Just waiting for the gentle carress of your eager mouth.

Hey! I can't wait forever. Give us a ring ding ding. Its a beautiful day.