Man who had sex with bike in court

**AtlantisCash** · 10-28-2007, 09:03 AM

how it's possible??? :S

**Fap** · 10-28-2007, 09:04 AM

this a joke?

**mule** · 10-28-2007, 09:05 AM

I must say, that's a very sexy bike

**VicD** · 10-28-2007, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by mule

I must say, that's a very sexy bike

**AtlantisCash** · 10-28-2007, 09:08 AM

does she blow?

**xmas13** · 10-28-2007, 09:10 AM

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

**gornyhuy** · 10-28-2007, 09:25 AM

I'd like to sniff that seat.

**Xrated J** · 10-28-2007, 09:29 AM

was he trying to get the bike to fuck him?

**fatfoo** · 10-28-2007, 10:25 AM

check out the dildo bike

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-28-2007, 10:32 AM

i want to have sexual relations with a bicycle

**sumphatpimp** · 10-28-2007, 10:35 AM

you found a vagina on a bicycle?
point at it!

**Deputy Chief Command** · 10-28-2007, 10:39 AM

how the fuck is that illegal ? ,

he was in HIS room doing HIS thing with I think HIS bike

**[ScreaM]** · 10-28-2007, 10:40 AM

what a freak lol.

**mistergardener** · 10-28-2007, 10:52 AM

Geesh.....

**xmas13** · 10-28-2007, 11:18 AM

**GrouchyAdmin** · 10-28-2007, 11:19 AM

At least he didn't have to tell the bitch to call a cab.

**borked** · 10-28-2007, 12:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpy4xNAnWzM

**Loki** · 10-28-2007, 03:02 PM

ohhhh I get it, the BIKE was underage right?

-Loki-

**After Shock Media** · 10-28-2007, 03:08 PM

Keep in mind the reason we have table skirts was to prevent men from having sex with furniture. Apparently even the bare table leg was able to throw victorian men into fits of sexual depravity.

**tony286** · 10-28-2007, 03:10 PM

i dont get it,he was in the piracy of his hotel room.

**yahoo-xxx-girls.com** · 10-28-2007, 03:14 PM

O thats sooooo wrong!

^^

.

**tony286** · 10-28-2007, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by tony404

i dont get it,he was in the piracy of his hotel room.

Sorry I meant privacy.

**xmas13** · 10-28-2007, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Keep in mind the reason we have table skirts was to prevent men from having sex with furniture. Apparently even the bare table leg was able to throw victorian men into fits of sexual depravity.

**minusonebit** · 10-28-2007, 04:00 PM

Disturbing...

D · 10-28-2007, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command

how the fuck is that illegal ? ,

he was in HIS room doing HIS thing with I think HIS bike

I guess it was this:

"She said: 'They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.'"

Kinda implies that he was setting things up to involve the hostel workers.

**Az A Bay Bay** · 10-28-2007, 04:46 PM

wht a joke...

**Spunky** · 10-28-2007, 04:46 PM

Lol..some people need a lobotomy

**Az A Bay Bay** · 10-28-2007, 04:47 PM

NOT funnie BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

**Shoehorn!** · 10-28-2007, 05:06 PM

**yahoo-xxx-girls.com** · 10-28-2007, 05:32 PM

Bump... ^^

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**Vitasoy** · 10-28-2007, 05:39 PM

haha that is so fucked up

**collegeboobies** · 10-28-2007, 05:43 PM

Keep in mind a fleshlight is really no different than a bike in this case. A guy using a sex toy and being registered as a sex offender as a result.

**shekinah** · 10-28-2007, 05:44 PM

The bicycle is hard and he's hard too

**papill0n** · 10-28-2007, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by tony404

i dont get it,he was in the piracy of his hotel room.

Yeah preety messed up when you cant fool around behind closed doors.

**digifan** · 10-28-2007, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by vdc-Loki

ohhhh I get it, the BIKE was underage right?

-Loki-

That was smart

**peterk** · 10-28-2007, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by mule

I must say, that's a very sexy bike

**Drake** · 10-28-2007, 09:21 PM

Hope he used lube

**Ron Bennett** · 10-28-2007, 09:36 PM

At the bottom of the article there's this bizarre blurb...

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

How does one have sex with pavements? Do they mean he was humping it ... or perhaps he drilled a hole into it and fucked it ... the bike I kinda get, but the pavements ... that's way out there!

On a related note, are there affiliates for these type of fetishes like bikes and pavements

Ron

**L-Pink** · 10-28-2007, 09:42 PM

Peddling pussy

**DjiXas** · 10-29-2007, 03:13 AM

Now I've seen EVERYTHING.

**florin** · 10-29-2007, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by fatfoo

check out the dildo bike

Cool..

**VeriSexy** · 10-29-2007, 03:36 AM

haha omg

**Iron Fist** · 10-29-2007, 04:48 AM

Originally posted by fatfoo

check out the dildo bike

We ARE talking about the BIKE right?

**stillsexy** · 10-29-2007, 06:45 AM

im sure u could get a very good price if u sell that bike on eBay

**SykkBoy** · 10-29-2007, 07:25 AM

The bike was probably a male bike in their zealous over prosecution of gays figured they couldn't have anything like that going on in their town...

**frostyimpressions** · 10-29-2007, 01:49 PM

Now that poor bike is going to have to go through therapy.

Man who had sex with bike in court

Man who had sex with bike in court

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