Goddamn ConAgra Foods!

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  • minusonebit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2006
    • 7391

    #1

    Goddamn ConAgra Foods!

    There should be a law against allowing companies to have a gazillion brands that they market their shit under and no one knows they have. I have, for the longest time, being avoiding buying anything made by ConAgra Foods so that I don't die of salmonella poisoning (wouldn't THAT be heartbreaking for all of you?) and so I bought two Marie Callender's Chicken Pot Pies a few days ago... and then I get ready to fucking cook one and as I am reading the microwave directions... I see the little ConAgra foods logo on the back staring up at me... mother fuck! I forgot that Marie Callender's was one of their many brands.

    You all think it is it safe to eat? I prolly ought to take it back... I looked at it real close... cant tell if anything is wrong with it or not...

  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    You will probably die dead if you eaters it. Awful.

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    • ridikuloz
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2005
      • 2080

      #3
      Rat poison is safer to eat.
      Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

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      • bns666
        Confirmed Fetishist
        • Mar 2005
        • 11549

        #4
        Sue them
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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748

          #5
          You know how to read?

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          • Donkey Punch
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2007
            • 1260

            #6
            I'd be more worried about the microwave turning the food into carcinogenic shit.

            btw, a Conagra foods factory is in the same city I live in..

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            • tony299
              lurker
              • Aug 2002
              • 57021

              #7
              man thats pretty scary.

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              • tony299
                lurker
                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                man thats pretty scary.

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                • will76
                  Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                  • May 2003
                  • 18037

                  #9
                  Originally posted by minusonebit
                  There should be a law against allowing companies to have a gazillion brands that they market their shit under and no one knows they have. I have, for the longest time, being avoiding buying anything made by ConAgra Foods so that I don't die of salmonella poisoning (wouldn't THAT be heartbreaking for all of you?) and so I bought two Marie Callender's Chicken Pot Pies a few days ago... and then I get ready to fucking cook one and as I am reading the microwave directions... I see the little ConAgra foods logo on the back staring up at me... mother fuck! I forgot that Marie Callender's was one of their many brands.

                  You all think it is it safe to eat? I prolly ought to take it back... I looked at it real close... cant tell if anything is wrong with it or not...

                  At first i thought some grocery store had printed your credit card number on your receipt. But after reading your thread why dont you just sue them for tricking you to buy their product ?
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714

                      #11
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.

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                      • minusonebit
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 7391

                        #12
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.
                        Nah... I dont wanna die before I reach my goal of 10K posts before Christmas day. Would hate to deprive GFY of that.

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                        • [ScreaM]
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 1664

                          #13
                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                          Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.
                          haha good one!

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                          • ~Ray
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 18361

                            #14
                            cube chicken and sautee in skillet with onions, carrots, garlic and pepper.

                            remove from skillet

                            add oil, heat til hot, add flour, make a roux. add chicken stock, stir until thick.

                            get biscuit dough.. roll out biscuit until thin..

                            assemble chicken/veg mix in crock, pour over gravy, top with rolled out biscuit.

                            crimp to seal around crock.

                            bake until biscuit is brown

                            let cool

                            eat like a man
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                            • Az A Bay Bay
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                              • Sep 2007
                              • 1129

                              #15
                              thxs foR the info...

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                              • Az A Bay Bay
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                                • Sep 2007
                                • 1129

                                #16
                                sOunds good...

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                                • Profits of Doom
                                  Monster Rain
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 4978

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Donkey Punch
                                  I'd be more worried about the microwave turning the food into carcinogenic shit.

                                  btw, a Conagra foods factory is in the same city I live in..

                                  Sidney, Ohio.
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