Who Has Performed A "Lift & Suck" on Their Keyboard?

**Big_Red** · 10-25-2007, 09:39 PM

umm no thanks.

**Profits of Doom** · 10-25-2007, 09:43 PM

You're sucking gravy off a keyboard and you want to call US citizens rednecks???

**mikeyddddd** · 10-25-2007, 09:43 PM

No way. I've seen the shit that falls out when I turn it over and shake it.

**BannerAnt** · 10-25-2007, 09:45 PM

you would if you were put in the situation :P

**BannerAnt** · 10-25-2007, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by Profits of Doom

You're sucking gravy off a keyboard and you want to call US citizens rednecks???

no the majority are and you can't disagree with that.

**warlock5** · 10-25-2007, 10:24 PM

did you suck up any pubes with that?

**papill0n** · 10-25-2007, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by warlock5

did you suck up any pubes with that?

**2012** · 10-25-2007, 10:31 PM

can't say that I've done that. I usually just buy another one

**Malicious Biz** · 10-25-2007, 10:34 PM

This thread is boiling over with homosexual overtones

**2012** · 10-25-2007, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by Malicious Biz

This thread is boiling over with homosexual overtones

LIFT AND SUCK!

**Malicious Biz** · 10-25-2007, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by fartfly

LIFT AND SUCK!

Kyle Sampson and Tyler Johnson in: "The spillage"

Cumming to a bath house near you. They will lift and suck you away!

D · 10-25-2007, 11:28 PM

I've disassembled mine and put it through a dishwasher before.

Let it dry, and gave it a brush with 90% Isopropyl before reassembling.

Worked like a charm.

**dav3** · 10-26-2007, 12:45 AM

Luckily, I don't think I have spilled anything into a keyboard yet. Fucadkaadoifuaslkdjfhaskbngadsf

**riddler** · 10-26-2007, 01:30 AM

you realise a keyboard is usually has more germs than a public toilet right?

you are basically licking that gravy off a public toilet where a fat man just took a huge shit.

**ServerGenius** · 10-26-2007, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by D

I've disassembled mine and put it through a dishwasher before.

Let it dry, and gave it a brush with 90% Isopropyl before reassembling.

Worked like a charm.

I did that once too and was proud of my work till my wife said.....so you just
wasted 2 hours on cleaning a keyboard when you could have bought a new
one for 10 bucks......you just made $5 an hour.......keep trying dude

**ServerGenius** · 10-26-2007, 01:36 AM

so I said....shit you're right....and took her credit card off of her next time
she'll think twice to be a smartass

**Matt 26z** · 10-26-2007, 01:50 AM

Is it alright to blast a keyboard with the hose and then dry it out with the yard blower? I've been wanting to try.

**Emil** · 10-26-2007, 02:00 AM

Only when I accidental cum on the keyboard.

**digifan** · 10-26-2007, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

No way. I've seen the shit that falls out when I turn it over and shake it.

True...

**JamesK** · 10-26-2007, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by ServerGenius

I did that once too and was proud of my work till my wife said.....so you just
wasted 2 hours on cleaning a keyboard when you could have bought a new
one for 10 bucks......you just made $5 an hour.......keep trying dude

**Madame0120** · 10-26-2007, 02:22 AM

I just replaced my 8+ year old k/b and mouse. Way more than 10$. I wonder ....

Are you the guy in the bar that will drink shots poured from the spill mats?

More than once?

**VeriSexy** · 10-26-2007, 02:24 AM

no, I use compressed air instead

**martinsc** · 10-26-2007, 02:36 AM

....
never did that and i'm pretty sure i never will....

D · 10-26-2007, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by ServerGenius

I did that once too and was proud of my work till my wife said.....so you just
wasted 2 hours on cleaning a keyboard when you could have bought a new
one for 10 bucks......you just made $5 an hour.......keep trying dude

Meh... 10 bucks is 10 bucks... and I'd rather fix my shit provided I'm able.

waste not - want not.

And it's only actually like 15 minutes of labor.

And a $10 keyboard woulda been a downgrade, too... so there's that.

**ServerGenius** · 10-26-2007, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by D

Meh... 10 bucks is 10 bucks... and I'd rather fix my shit provided I'm able.

waste not - want not.

And it's only actually like 15 minutes of labor.

And a $10 keyboard woulda been a downgrade, too... so there's that.

Quite ironical if you talk about not wasting anything but waste more than 10
bucks on a keyboard.....I don't know about you but it's wasting more than
$10 if I spend the time to clean a keyboard

**nico-t** · 10-26-2007, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by riddler

you realise a keyboard is usually has more germs than a public toilet right?

you are basically licking that gravy off a public toilet where a fat man just took a huge shit.

haha thats what i was gonna say... its fucking gross

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