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raymor · 05-19-2012, 10:10 AM

What's the funniest or most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in adult? Two of mine:

One time I was, uhm, "researching" a popular model, my favorite at the time. It was my favorite video - her doing anal. Very fap worthy. Just as I finished, a potential customer called with some questions. The video was still running, with the chick taking it in the ass, so I quickly muted the sound. "Hi, my name's ______ and I have a site called ________, I don't know if you've ever heard of it", the caller said. "Heard of it? I'm watching you getting anal fucked right now!", my mind screamed. I tried to answer her questions about Strongbox while zipping up over the hard-on from watching her.

Another time, at a convention in Vegas a friend and I went to a strip club. Playing like industry big shots, we messed around with a couple of strippers who wanted to get into movies. I had fun with one named Caroline, getting her to audition for me. Fast forward three years. After a long day driving I'm trying to fall asleep at a hotel. My wife is horny, but I'm sleepy so she turns on the porn channel to try to wake me up. Eventually I roll over, glance at the TV, and exclaim "Caroline?!" My wife got the pounding she wanted while I kept an eye on my old friend Caroline getting the same.

05-19-2012, 10:10 AM
raymor Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,745	Funniest moments in the industry What's the funniest or most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in adult? Two of mine: One time I was, uhm, "researching" a popular model, my favorite at the time. It was my favorite video - her doing anal. Very fap worthy. Just as I finished, a potential customer called with some questions. The video was still running, with the chick taking it in the ass, so I quickly muted the sound. "Hi, my name's ______ and I have a site called ________, I don't know if you've ever heard of it", the caller said. "Heard of it? I'm watching you getting anal fucked right now!", my mind screamed. I tried to answer her questions about Strongbox while zipping up over the hard-on from watching her. Another time, at a convention in Vegas a friend and I went to a strip club. Playing like industry big shots, we messed around with a couple of strippers who wanted to get into movies. I had fun with one named Caroline, getting her to audition for me. Fast forward three years. After a long day driving I'm trying to fall asleep at a hotel. My wife is horny, but I'm sleepy so she turns on the porn channel to try to wake me up. Eventually I roll over, glance at the TV, and exclaim "Caroline?!" My wife got the pounding she wanted while I kept an eye on my old friend Caroline getting the same. Last edited by raymor; 05-19-2012 at 10:14 AM..