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  • xxweekxx
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 6780

    #1

    Haha joke of the day.. funny as fuck!

    Reading a book

    A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
    As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife, and fondles her "special area." He does this a few times, but only for very short intervals before turning back to read his book.
    The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused... and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement, she gets up and starts stripping right in front of him.
    The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
    His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown.... I thought it was foreplay."
    The husband says, "No, not at all."
    His wife asks angrily, "Well, then what the hell were you doing?"
    Seconds before his death, he says... "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
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  • biskoppen
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5809

    #2
    Where the hell did the death part come from
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    • Jayvis
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      • Nov 2005
      • 5430

      #3

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      • xxweekxx
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 6780

        #4
        she killed him.lol
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        • peterk
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          • Aug 2007
          • 3529

          #5
          lol good one "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
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          • picaso
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2007
            • 11247

            #6
            good one

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            • salesman
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 1534

              #7
              I was waiting for a better end, but this was good, too.

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              • Vick!
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 6882

                #8
                lolz .. thats funny.
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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735

                  #9
                  hahaha... great!
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                  • wateva
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 492

                    #10
                    nice one..............

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                    • pornask
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 6518

                      #11
                      Originally posted by xxweekxx
                      Reading a book
                      You should have called it Famous Last Words instead

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                      • sicone
                        Retired
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 18453

                        #12

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                        • fatfoo
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 27763

                          #13
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                          • StuartD
                            Sofa King Band
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 29903

                            #14
                            Originally posted by biskoppen
                            Where the hell did the death part come from
                            You obviously don't know women very well.
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                            • jpwhits
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1045

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jayvis
                              Better than the joke.
                              ))<>((

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                              • Vitasoy
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #16
                                haha not bad...


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                                • cem
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 415

                                  #17
                                  Heard it before

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                                  • gecko
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                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 21846

                                    #18
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                                    • qxm
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 5970

                                      #19
                                      nice....

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        Har har..not bad at all

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                                        • jryan89
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 818

                                          #21
                                          that's funny as fuck!

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