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  • Malicious Biz
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 4575

    #1

    Is this the best tour ever.. OR WHAT?

    http://www.fuckingporn.net/

  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #2
    you'd be amazed at how well something like that can sell.
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    • Malicious Biz
      So Fucking Banned
      • Mar 2005
      • 4575

      #3
      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
      you'd be amazed at how well something like that can sell.
      It honestly wouldn't shock me if it had the lowest ratio's on the internet. Them surfers is kooky I tells ya.

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      • Brother Bilo
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2007
        • 4193

        #4
        I hope this is a sarcastic thread, because that is probably one of the worst tours I've ever seen. Hopefully their customer based is so horny they don't give a shit what they sign up for.

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        • CuriousToyBoy
          Crazy Aussie Bastard
          • Aug 2005
          • 16787

          #5
          Another example of people having little or no understanding on wtf is really going on.

          They are a UK cell porn company - that site is just a bonus they give to their cell surfers, and the site is probably more about giving their cell business a web home.

          Has anyone surfed it from a mobile device ?

          2c
          Celebs
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          • Malicious Biz
            So Fucking Banned
            • Mar 2005
            • 4575

            #6
            Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
            Another example of people having little or no understanding on wtf is really going on.

            They are a UK cell porn company - that site is just a bonus they give to their cell surfers, and the site is probably more about giving their cell business a web home.

            Has anyone surfed it from a mobile device ?

            2c
            Mobile site or not.. it still doesn't change the fact it looks like a horse's ass that died in 1998.

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            • CuriousToyBoy
              Crazy Aussie Bastard
              • Aug 2005
              • 16787

              #7
              Originally posted by Malicious Biz
              Mobile site or not.. it still doesn't change the fact it looks like a horse's ass that died in 1998.
              You just don't get it.

              Good.

              More for those of us that do.

              Celebs
              Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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              • Malicious Biz
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 4575

                #8
                Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                You just don't get it.
                The design looks like shit to me. That's all I'm saying here. Anything else I don't really give a flying fuck about really.

                So save your blah blah clueless know-it-all bullshit.
                Last edited by Malicious Biz; 10-19-2007, 04:39 PM.

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                • peterk
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 3529

                  #9
                  No, it isn't but I've seen worse tours
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                  • sortie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 7771

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                    you'd be amazed at how well something like that can sell.
                    You got me there because I would be shocked if even one person joined.

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                    • CuriousToyBoy
                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 16787

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                      The design looks like shit to me. That's all I'm saying here. Anything else I don't really give a flying fuck about really.

                      So save your blah blah clueless know-it-all bullshit.
                      Celebs
                      Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                      • Malicious Biz
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 4575

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                        Now that you've had a good laugh would you mind letting the rest of us get back to poking fun at this ugly website?

                        Thanks

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                        • GrouchyAdmin
                          Now choke yourself!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 12085

                          #13
                          That ugly-ass design works on a 256 color smaller-than-VGA screen, FWIW.

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                          • sortie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 7771

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                            That ugly-ass design works on a 256 color smaller-than-VGA screen, FWIW.
                            Has someone invented browser detection yet.
                            I forsee it as a useful tool in the distant future.

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                            • GrouchyAdmin
                              Now choke yourself!
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 12085

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sortie
                              Has someone invented browser detection yet.
                              I forsee it as a useful tool in the distant future.
                              Maybe in the future when we're running something newer than Netscape 1.1N (or something that has a lesser memory footprint, and system resources available), this can be useful.

                              The truth is all of that shit, JS, etc, ads to the limited stack in a small system. Just because you stick a 1GB card in your phone doesn't mean that your phone can use it as system RAM. It uses it as a disk.

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                              • ninavain
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6268

                                #16
                                this is a template shitty tour, but surfers are signing up like crazy

                                http://lapdancepov.com

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                                • Deej
                                  I make pixels work
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 24386

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                  The design looks like shit to me. That's all I'm saying here. Anything else I don't really give a flying fuck about really.

                                  So save your blah blah clueless know-it-all bullshit.



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                                  • sortie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 7771

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                    Maybe in the future when we're running something newer than Netscape 1.1N (or something that has a lesser memory footprint, and system resources available), this can be useful.

                                    The truth is all of that shit, JS, etc, ads to the limited stack in a small system. Just because you stick a 1GB card in your phone doesn't mean that your phone can use it as system RAM. It uses it as a disk.
                                    WTF are you talking about?

                                    Just server parse the home page, read the user agent and return the appropiate tour for the device. That doesn't have anything to do with the memory in someones phone, ipod etc..

                                    My previous comment was sarcasm.

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                                    • seeric
                                      ..........
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 41917

                                      #19
                                      i'l show ya tour of the year in a few months. ;)

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                                      • Brother Bilo
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 4193

                                        #20
                                        Regardless of the quality of pics you get on a cell phone, why wouldn't you want to make the pics as appealing as possible? Why would you set yourself up for failure by making the tour look like shit?

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                                        • tony299
                                          lurker
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 57021

                                          #21
                                          if it makes them money oh well.

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                                          • Malicious Biz
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 4575

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                            Regardless of the quality of pics you get on a cell phone, why wouldn't you want to make the pics as appealing as possible? Why would you set yourself up for failure by making the tour look like shit?
                                            Because we just don't get it man. Face the facts.

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                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 16787

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                              Now that you've had a good laugh would you mind letting the rest of us get back to poking fun at this ugly website?

                                              Thanks
                                              Sure thing.

                                              Celebs
                                              Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                              • CuriousToyBoy
                                                Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 16787

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                Because we just don't get it man. Face the facts.
                                                The site is not meant for cell phones - you miss the point entirely.... ahhhh forget it, just keep poking fun at the shit design ....

                                                Celebs
                                                Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                • GrouchyAdmin
                                                  Now choke yourself!
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 12085

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sortie
                                                  My previous comment was sarcasm.
                                                  So were my two different statements.

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                                                  • nico-t
                                                    emperor of my world
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 29901

                                                    #26
                                                    i love it whenever someone posts an obvious horrible site there are always the amateur shrinks with a specialty in reverse psychology saying "on the contrary mon ami, most likely its probably converting like a motherfucker!!!!"

                                                    yea right, and priests are not pedos. Dream on.

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                                                    • Malicious Biz
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 4575

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                      The site is not meant for cell phones - you miss the point entirely.... ahhhh forget it, just keep poking fun at the shit design ....

                                                      The only point I was making is how crappy it looks in my opinion.

                                                      I did in fact notice when I first ran across the site that is was set up for phones. But it still struck me as an ugly site. And like the ICQ I sent you says.. I may be missing some point or another here. I don't claim to know everything about everything.

                                                      I'm sorry this devolved into this stupid argument. But you rubbed me the wrong way with your seemingly "know-it-all jerk" attitude and I may have jumped the gun in acting like a jerk right back.

                                                      I don't come to gfy to get caught up in drama. Only to goof off and maybe learn a thing or two about a thing or two.

                                                      So thank you and good night.

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                                                      • sortie
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                        • 7771

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                        I'm sorry this devolved into this stupid argument....

                                                        I don't come to gfy to get caught up in drama.....


                                                        Now this has to be sarcasm!!

                                                        I mean, how is it possible for the anything else to happen on GFY?

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                                                        • sortie
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 7771

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                          So were my two different statements.
                                                          Oh.

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                                                          • Malicious Biz
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 4575

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by sortie


                                                            Now this has to be sarcasm!!
                                                            No sarcasm there at all man.
                                                            Originally posted by sortie
                                                            I mean, how is it possible for the anything else to happen on GFY?
                                                            But this couldn't be any more true.

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                                                            • fallenmuffin
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 8170

                                                              #31
                                                              Shit designs = $$$

                                                              always have, always will.

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                                                              • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                • 16787

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                The only point I was making is how crappy it looks in my opinion.

                                                                I did in fact notice when I first ran across the site that is was set up for phones. But it still struck me as an ugly site. And like the ICQ I sent you says.. I may be missing some point or another here. I don't claim to know everything about everything.

                                                                I'm sorry this devolved into this stupid argument. But you rubbed me the wrong way with your seemingly "know-it-all jerk" attitude and I may have jumped the gun in acting like a jerk right back.

                                                                I don't come to gfy to get caught up in drama. Only to goof off and maybe learn a thing or two about a thing or two.

                                                                So thank you and good night.
                                                                Sleep well, life is good.

                                                                Celebs
                                                                Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                                • notoldschool
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 5687

                                                                  #33
                                                                  that site sucks but the cool red x's on the free page make it worth a look.
                                                                  No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture.
                                                                  -- Learned Hand

                                                                  http://www.bjpenn.com

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                                                                  • BannerAnt
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2007
                                                                    • 484

                                                                    #34
                                                                    is it ever lol

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                                                                    • Arkantiger
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                                      • 257

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Ive fixed up worser tours.. but that does suck donkey balls
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