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  • epitome
    So Fucking Lame
    • Jun 2009
    • 12156
    #1

    GFY needs a Paul Markham bot

    He's very old and needs to sleep a lot and sit on the toilet for hours after drinking his prune juice.

    Imagine if we had a Paul Markham bot that posted a wall of text every three posts in every thread 24/7.

    Then none of us would ever forget that we are wrong.

    And then whenever his bot posts we can all post that his bot is on ignore.

    Somebody get on that.
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    • Babaganoosh
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      • Nov 2001
      • 15841
      #2
      I don't think a paul bot would be too hard to code. The real paul has a very limited vocabulary and a tiny list of topics he will discuss. I bet paul could be completely replaced by less than a hundred lines of perl.
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        • videoscribe
          Banned by fatfoo
          • Apr 2012
          • 362
          #3
          Alien with a wine glass and a cigarette. They get high on drugs.
          Banned by fatfoo

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            • epitome
              So Fucking Lame
              • Jun 2009
              • 12156
              #4
              Originally posted by Babaganoosh
              I don't think a paul bot would be too hard to code. The real paul has a very limited vocabulary and a tiny list of topics he will discuss. I bet paul could be completely replaced by less than a hundred lines of perl.
              35 years of experience replaced with a few lines of code. Sounds about right.

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                • Jakez
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 5656
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                  I don't think a paul bot would be too hard to code. The real paul has a very limited vocabulary and a tiny list of topics he will discuss. I bet paul could be completely replaced by less than a hundred lines of perl.
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                    • epitome
                      So Fucking Lame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 12156
                      #6
                      Originally posted by videoscribe
                      Alien with a wine glass and a cigarette. They get high on drugs.
                      great observation. I've never noticed my avatar before.

                      Let me return the favor. It you write on a VHS tape with Sharpee you have a videoscribe

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                        • lagcam
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 2890
                          #7
                          Originally posted by epitome
                          He's very old and needs to sleep a lot and sit on the toilet for hours after drinking his prune juice.

                          Imagine if we had a Paul Markham bot that posted a wall of text every three posts in every thread 24/7.

                          Then none of us would ever forget that we are wrong.

                          And then whenever his bot posts we can all post that his bot is on ignore.

                          Somebody get on that.
                          I thought we already had this?

                          Are you seriously trying to tell us that an old guy in the twilight of his life actually sits for hours at a computer typing that stuff?

                          No way.

                          What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.
                          Last edited by lagcam; 04-28-2012, 07:38 PM.
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                            • epitome
                              So Fucking Lame
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 12156
                              #8
                              Originally posted by lagcam
                              What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.
                              That is fucking ingenious!

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                                • B.Barnato
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Nov 2010
                                  • 3618
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by lagcam

                                  What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.


                                  Please someone do this. I'm sure the GFY powers that be would allow it.

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                                    • Paul Markham
                                      Too old to care
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 52942
                                      #10
                                      Why a bot when you have the real thing? LOL



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                                        • epitome
                                          So Fucking Lame
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 12156
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                          Why a bot when you have the real thing? LOL
                                          We want Paul Markham all day every day. You're usually posting as many of us are going to bed.

                                          Fuck, I just realized that I don't really dislike you. This complicates things for me.

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                                            • looky_lou
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 1771
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                              Why a bot when you have the real thing? LOL
                                              We would really like some intelligence in your posts. Even artificial intelligence would make more sense and be less irritating than what we get now.
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                                                • garce
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 7103
                                                  #13
                                                  Who cares. Let him say what he wants. Maybe he isn't maintaining a satisfying level of success these days.

                                                  There's a good chance he was more successful in HIS time, than any one of his naysayers are in THIS time.

                                                  Paul earned his keep a long time ago. Now he just vents. Much like I do.

                                                  I just sit back and laugh because the days of caring are long gone. I'm just watching vultures pick at the bones. Scavengers who can't find their own place in the world - so they pick at the rotting flesh of those who have come before them.

                                                  This business has already been bought out. If you don't understand that, then, err... Sucks to be you.

                                                  Let him play! Let him say what he wants to say.



                                                  We all get old.

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                                                    • ottopottomouse
                                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 13177
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by lagcam
                                                      What we do need though is a bot that auto agrees with him and asks for more insignt, so he can be occupied in one thread.
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