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10-13-2007, 05:18 PM

Who is coming to ny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The cabs with the lights on the roof are available , the one with lights off have passengers
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10-13-2007, 05:21 PM

grade A tips LOL
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10-13-2007, 05:23 PM

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If you see a guy pissing on the sidewalk just walk by ..its normal
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10-13-2007, 05:24 PM

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There are 2 Scores in NY.... one on the west side and one on the east side
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10-13-2007, 05:26 PM

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Upon hailing a cab... extend your right arm out and whistle and almost jump in front of cab. Habibi will stop for you.
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10-13-2007, 05:27 PM

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Dont tell Habibi you are from out of town ...he will take you the LONG way to your destination thus more fare charge
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10-13-2007, 05:28 PM

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Use the words "fuck" "yoo" "motherfucker" in your sentences so you look like you arent a out of towner
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10-13-2007, 05:29 PM

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10-13-2007, 05:31 PM

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Remember what hotel you are at so you can make it back home. Dont say "the hilton" there are 45 hiltons here.
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10-13-2007, 05:32 PM

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Scores doesnt take Amex

Go to ATM if you need to b4 going to Scores. They only put out "Scores Cash" which is only usefull in the club
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10-13-2007, 05:34 PM

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if you see 2 guys tongueing each other its normal in some parts of city. Dont act shocked.
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10-13-2007, 05:36 PM

$1395 for a ticket??
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10-13-2007, 05:37 PM

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$1395 for a ticket??

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Expect stuff to be expensive

you can get just a exhibit pass for free btw
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10-13-2007, 05:37 PM

Where is the best pizza in nyc?
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10-13-2007, 05:41 PM

Is it ok to eat hot dogs from a hot dog street vender? Like are they clean, or are they fucking nasty? Like hot dogs fall down and they pick them up and put them back in the pan?
I always wanted to know this. If the locals eat there, or just the tourists
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10-13-2007, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by clickhappy

Is it ok to eat hot dogs from a hot dog street vender? Like are they clean, or are they fucking nasty? Like hot dogs fall down and they pick them up and put them back in the pan?
I always wanted to know this. If the locals eat there, or just the tourists

Grays papaya and papaya king have good dogs. Street vendors go with your gut feeling but in general they are safe
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10-13-2007, 06:24 PM

This is my first time to the Big Apple . . . can I get a personal tour?
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10-13-2007, 06:26 PM

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10-13-2007, 06:27 PM

you forgot to mention wearing a bullet proof vest when in NY

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10-13-2007, 06:27 PM

Tip #11

if we go for a drive , DO NOT snap pictures of the United Nations building while we drive by (Rule implemented 2005 )
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10-13-2007, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by halfpint

you forgot to mention wearing a bullet proof vest when in NY

It aint too bad. I am out here on Llong Island and go into city on occasion , it has cleaned up alot since 15-20 years ago, unless offcourse you end up in certain parts of Harlem
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10-13-2007, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by baddog

This is my first time to the Big Apple . . . can I get a personal tour?

i will take you to the "Eagle"
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10-13-2007, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Tip #11

if we go for a drive , DO NOT snap pictures of the United Nations building while we drive by (Rule implemented 2005 )

are you serious You aint allowed to take piccys

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10-13-2007, 06:31 PM

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10-13-2007, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

It aint too bad. I am out here on Llong Island and go into city on occasion , it has cleaned up alot since 15-20 years ago, unless offcourse you end up in certain parts of Harlem

I guess its like it anywhere in the world you go, you end up in the wrong place and you are going to get trouble..would love to visit NY one day

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10-13-2007, 06:34 PM

I am on a great and nobel quest. Will be there with my ass next year.
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10-13-2007, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by halfpint

are you serious You aint allowed to take piccys

you cant take pics anywhere on brigdes, tunnels and so on,.... UN 2 years we were cruisin back and cameras were flasjing in my backseat security cams all over that place
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10-13-2007, 06:37 PM

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i will take you to the "Eagle"

I should have guessed . . .
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10-13-2007, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I should have guessed . . .
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10-13-2007, 06:48 PM

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10-13-2007, 06:48 PM

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10-13-2007, 06:52 PM

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10-13-2007, 08:15 PM

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10-13-2007, 08:26 PM

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Hotel rooms are small. Even with Juicy's hookup.

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10-13-2007, 08:29 PM

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10-13-2007, 10:15 PM

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10-16-2007, 02:41 PM

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10-16-2007, 02:58 PM

NYC is awesome. Went there with a few friends after graduating highschool.
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10-16-2007, 02:58 PM

pr0's NYC tip....

Try to walk on sidewalks with room to move. DO NOT USE CONSTRUCTION SIDEWALKS JUMP INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD These "construction sidewalks" are easy to spot...they are usually covered walkways with tarps over (held up by metal poles) them to keep out rain from the work being done on the sidewalk.

Why avoid this seemingly harmless area?

Its where street hustlers know they got you. They can sell you anything you want, because...

a) if you don't pay up, u may be blocking pedestrian traffic behind you
b) you've got no where to go
c) you're not from NYC so you're probably too nice to say "fuck off"

My personal experience....september 2003, Nina's feel free NYC party.

I made the mistake of taking the "construction walkway"....got accosted by 3 "up & coming" pc rappers.

Whats a PC rapper you say? It's a guy who thinks he can rap & runs his own record label because he has a fucking personal computer!

Anyways before i could do anything they had put a set of headphones on my ears, (god knows how many nasty heads it had been on). At the time i was only 23 & a good little southern boy, never been in the big city.

After 3 seconds of listening, i took the headphones off & they tried to pitch me their cd for $5....i said i didn't really like their music. To which they started screaming calling me a racist, and then "What you must like eminem don't you whitey!"....to which i turned around & said........YUP, EAT A DICK BITCH ASS NON RAPPING F*GGOTS. They smiled & turned back to their next hustle.

Moral of the story? BE HARD AS FUCK when in NYC....any weakness will provoke another hustler to come on. Avoid eye contact. Pretty much follow all the rules you would in a Prison.

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10-16-2007, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

It aint too bad. I am out here on Llong Island and go into city on occasion , it has cleaned up alot since 15-20 years ago, unless offcourse you end up in certain parts of Harlem

That's unless you are south of Hempstead on Long Island

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10-17-2007, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by pr0

pr0's NYC tip....

Try to walk on sidewalks with room to move. DO NOT USE CONSTRUCTION SIDEWALKS JUMP INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD These "construction sidewalks" are easy to spot...they are usually covered walkways with tarps over (held up by metal poles) them to keep out rain from the work being done on the sidewalk.

Why avoid this seemingly harmless area?

Its where street hustlers know they got you. They can sell you anything you want, because...

a) if you don't pay up, u may be blocking pedestrian traffic behind you
b) you've got no where to go
c) you're not from NYC so you're probably too nice to say "fuck off"

My personal experience....september 2003, Nina's feel free NYC party.

I made the mistake of taking the "construction walkway"....got accosted by 3 "up & coming" pc rappers.

Whats a PC rapper you say? It's a guy who thinks he can rap & runs his own record label because he has a fucking personal computer!

Anyways before i could do anything they had put a set of headphones on my ears, (god knows how many nasty heads it had been on). At the time i was only 23 & a good little southern boy, never been in the big city.

After 3 seconds of listening, i took the headphones off & they tried to pitch me their cd for $5....i said i didn't really like their music. To which they started screaming calling me a racist, and then "What you must like eminem don't you whitey!"....to which i turned around & said........YUP, EAT A DICK BITCH ASS NON RAPPING F*GGOTS. They smiled & turned back to their next hustle.

Moral of the story? BE HARD AS FUCK when in NYC....any weakness will provoke another hustler to come on. Avoid eye contact. Pretty much follow all the rules you would in a Prison.

Oh & enjoy your stay in the rudest/most asshole/fucked up city in the world
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10-17-2007, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by pr0

pr0's NYC tip....

Try to walk on sidewalks with room to move. DO NOT USE CONSTRUCTION SIDEWALKS JUMP INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD These "construction sidewalks" are easy to spot...they are usually covered walkways with tarps over (held up by metal poles) them to keep out rain from the work being done on the sidewalk.

Why avoid this seemingly harmless area?

Its where street hustlers know they got you. They can sell you anything you want, because...

a) if you don't pay up, u may be blocking pedestrian traffic behind you
b) you've got no where to go
c) you're not from NYC so you're probably too nice to say "fuck off"

My personal experience....september 2003, Nina's feel free NYC party.

I made the mistake of taking the "construction walkway"....got accosted by 3 "up & coming" pc rappers.

Whats a PC rapper you say? It's a guy who thinks he can rap & runs his own record label because he has a fucking personal computer!

Anyways before i could do anything they had put a set of headphones on my ears, (god knows how many nasty heads it had been on). At the time i was only 23 & a good little southern boy, never been in the big city.

After 3 seconds of listening, i took the headphones off & they tried to pitch me their cd for $5....i said i didn't really like their music. To which they started screaming calling me a racist, and then "What you must like eminem don't you whitey!"....to which i turned around & said........YUP, EAT A DICK BITCH ASS NON RAPPING F*GGOTS. They smiled & turned back to their next hustle.

Moral of the story? BE HARD AS FUCK when in NYC....any weakness will provoke another hustler to come on. Avoid eye contact. Pretty much follow all the rules you would in a Prison.

Oh & enjoy your stay in the rudest/most asshole/fucked up city in the world

new yorks like prison

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