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  • BigDeanEvans
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2006
    • 1368

    #1

    More heartwarming GOP family values to frame over the mantel as you sip your Ovaltine

    Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish

    Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

    OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."


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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    I wonder if he was in a closet when they found him.

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    • BigDeanEvans
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2006
      • 1368

      #3
      Originally posted by BoyAlley
      I wonder if he was in a closet when they found him.

      No, but it does say he had a dildo with a condom on inside his anus

      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba1.html

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by BigDeanEvans
        No, but it does say he had a dildo with a condom on inside his anus

        http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba1.html
        Being found dead with a dildo up your ass. Harsh.

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        • FredIsMe
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2004
          • 2406

          #5
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          Being found dead with a dildo up your ass. Harsh.
          Being found dead with a dildo up your ass and having it discussed on the Internet. Now that's harsh.

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          • BigDeanEvans
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2006
            • 1368

            #6
            Originally posted by BoyAlley
            Being found dead with a dildo up your ass. Harsh.
            don't pass judgement til you get all the facts. maybe he didn't know it was in there!

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            • eroswebmaster
              March 1st, 2003
              • Jul 2001
              • 20295

              #7
              oh to be human.

              GFY for a bunch of "open" pornographers...you guys sure are judgmental.
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              • minusonebit
                So Fucking Banned
                • Feb 2006
                • 7391

                #8
                heh, a great way for a Republican to buy the farm. At least he came to terms with who he really was before he caught the last train west.

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                • SPACE GLIDER
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 1550

                  #9
                  "Please refrain from speculation"


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                  • tony299
                    lurker
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 57021

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                    oh to be human.

                    GFY for a bunch of "open" pornographers...you guys sure are judgmental.
                    The reason people are judgmental because these people are the most judgmental hypocritical assholes. They talk against porn and being gay and the family values bullshit and they have ton of demons in their closet.

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                    • StuartD
                      Sofa King Band
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 29903

                      #11
                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                      oh to be human.

                      GFY for a bunch of "open" pornographers...you guys sure are judgmental.
                      I'm sure if he was just some guy and not a pastor, it never would'a even been news for us to read about.
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                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 38323

                        #12


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                        • aico
                          Moo Moo Cow
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 14748

                          #13
                          For everything else, there is Mastercard.

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                          • Dvae
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 5326

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BigDeanEvans
                            Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish

                            Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

                            OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."


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                            Where do you see he is a republican?
                            Just because he is a reverend of a church doesn't mean anything.

                            Ever heard of the Reverend Jesse Jackson?
                            How about Reverend Al Sharpton?

                            Republicans all of them...
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                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 38323

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dvae
                              Where do you see he is a republican?
                              Just because he is a reverend of a church doesn't mean anything.
                              He attend Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, and was later a Dean there. I think it's fairly safe to assume where his political loyalties were, although he was obviously leading two lives up until he was found dead with a dildo stuffed up his butt...so who knows?

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                              • SPACE GLIDER
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                                • Oct 2006
                                • 1550

                                #16
                                The fact that he was a pastor does make this case a bit more different than just the average guy dying while engaged in something freaky.
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