Originally Posted by alextokyo

Lesson: don't make big emotional announcements about your intention to leave. Once you intend to move away, you're no longer a customer and just a $0 pain in the ass... kind of like the persistent shit streaks left in the toilet bowl 5-6 hours after a couple of Subway clubs with cheese.

Instead, have them upgrade you to a fucking expensive plan and send the bill to be paid by Paypal. Ask them to unlock SSH access so you can make one final backup for your peace-of-mind before the upgrade is processed.

While they're making arrangements, move your shit the fuck outta there.