What is the strangest place you have masterbated?..honestly!

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  • RayVega
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4212
    #1

    What is the strangest place you have masterbated?..honestly!

    I have some good ones...but you guys give it up first, then I'll give em up if you are worthy.

    Here, I'll start. Behind my middle school (while I attended 6th grade). A Girl named Allissa Zullo got me all hot and bothered...it was at recess after the bell, I rubbed one out real quick before class.

    your turn...
    Ray "The Don" Vega

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    • Big_D
      CRAZY MOFUKKA
      • Jun 2006
      • 3296
      #2
      behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too

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        • peterk
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 3529
          #3
          Originally posted by Big_D
          behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too
          Bogat mama ala cu loturi de trafic

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            • Phoenix
              BACON BACON BACON
              • Nov 2002
              • 35475
              #4
              on top of MT Rundell in Banff
              was supposed to get a bj..but the girl never made it to the top
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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978
                  #5
                  In a Sears changing room on one of their catalogs

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                    • Thomas N
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 973
                      #6
                      On your face while you were sleeping.

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                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16502
                          #7
                          on my sisters face...


                          ...oh wait... ah fuck, uhhh :

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                            • Big_D
                              CRAZY MOFUKKA
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 3296
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Big_D
                              behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too
                              oh yeah and to add to that i was 750 feet underwater

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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Big_D
                                  behind the nuclear reactor on the submarine i was assigned too


                                  I'm suddenly reminded of Dr Stangelove...





                                  Even before I saw your answer, I was going to say at Navy boot camp...longest time in my adult life that I ever had to go without sex.

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                                    • Alyssa Bliss
                                      Registered User
                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 8
                                      #10
                                      On the LIRR from Penn Station to Lindenhurst.

                                      XOXO,
                                      Alyssa

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                                        • Donfoolio
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 963
                                          #11
                                          Confession... made the priest happy
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                                            • psili
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 5526
                                              #12
                                              This thread reminds me of blue balls...
                                              Fuck. I hated that.

                                              Gripping my nuts and silently telling them it'd "be okay in a few" while riding the bus home. Trying to stroke the blue out of the pain during those bumpy rides without another's notice. Shit.

                                              I haven't jerked off in many strange places. But this thread reminds me of when IT WAS NECESSARY.
                                              Your post count means nothing.

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                                                • Shagbunny
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                  • 3028
                                                  #13
                                                  on the cn tower viewing rooftop, dare when i was 16

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                                                    • calibra
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 4357
                                                      #14
                                                      I'm ashamed of just thinking of it...

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                                                        • draude
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                          • 1214
                                                          #15
                                                          at my office desk
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                                                            • minusonebit
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                              • 7391
                                                              #16
                                                              While driving... one hand on the wheel, the other on the, uhm, gear shift.

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                                                                • Dugmor
                                                                  The Traffic Cowboy
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 7687
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Airplane bathroom.

                                                                  Then I wiped my cum on the inside door handle.
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                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 38323
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Dugmor
                                                                      Airplane bathroom.

                                                                      Then I wiped my cum on the inside door handle.
                                                                      OMFG, that was you?!?

                                                                      Wait, does that make me a Mile High Club member?

                                                                      Never mind...

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                                                                        • VicD
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 13245
                                                                          #19
                                                                          policestation

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                                                                            • CyberHustler
                                                                              Masterbaiter
                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                              • 28776
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Inside a secret folder in my free hosting account at geocities.com
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                                                                                • Gambrinus
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                  • 740
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Backseat of stationwagon in a Safeway parking lot in broad daylight to a Playboy I found in a dumpster that day while mom was shopping, probably around 1987.

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                                                                                    • TBrown
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                      • 1519
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                                                      I'm suddenly reminded of Dr Stangelove...


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                                                                                        • TBrown
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                                          • 1519
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Donfoolio
                                                                                          Confession... made the priest happy



                                                                                          mcbrown

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                                                                                            • JamesK
                                                                                              hi
                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                              • 16731
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I jerked off in class twice and also once in the cinema.

                                                                                              Was a crazy little boy back then
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                                                                                                • MichelleB
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                                                  • 1146
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                  on top of MT Rundell in Banff
                                                                                                  was supposed to get a bj..but the girl never made it to the top
                                                                                                  There was enough oxygen.

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                                                                                                    • gooddomains
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                      • 10127
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      riding a bicycle

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                                                                                                        • bronco67
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                                                          • 29026
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I doubt anyone can beat this one(as it were)....

                                                                                                          I beat off once from the side of a mountain in Patagonia, butt naked in the moonlight with the raging Futelafu river right below me.

                                                                                                          There was a hot Chilean guide chick with my white water rafting group who would drive me nuts all day(plus I was behind her that day on an uphill hike), so I had to rub one out while everyone else was sleeping. The only thing that would have sucked is if a Puma attacked me as I was cumming.

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                                                                                                            • Ramos
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                              • 11927
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • RayVega
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                  • 4212
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dugmor
                                                                                                                  Airplane bathroom.

                                                                                                                  Then I wiped my cum on the inside door handle.
                                                                                                                  That's funny. I did the airplane bathroom thing too. Am I in the mile-high club now?
                                                                                                                  Ray "The Don" Vega

                                                                                                                  Managing Director
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