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  • signeuhausen
    Registered User
    • Mar 2011
    • 3

    #1

    Long Time Lurker - First Time Poster

    Hey everyone and welcome to my first ever GFY post - tada!

    I'm not actually officially in the adult business, although I do dabble in it, with some
    blogs and other affiliate sites. Mostly as a hobby and an excuse to look at porn and
    call it work. And because the massive traffic numbers and fucking horrendous
    conversion rates in adult is a fascinating challenge (in a bizarre masochistic kinda
    way)

    I guess I'm in what you'd call mainstream - co-owning a running a big internet
    marketing company that offers software, info products and consulting - mainly to
    small businesses and independent internet marketers and affiliates (think make
    money online niche - but remove the scammy shit and you're there)

    As you can see I've been a lurking GFY member for a while... Partly because I found
    that even though most of you are bat shit crazy, sometimes a good idea that can be
    applied in mainstream comes up (Adult is often years ahead of curve)... and the crazy
    part, well that's mostly entertaining.

    Perhaps I can give something back the other way - my main areas of expertise is copy
    writing and sales process optimization - can probably make your eyes roll, but who
    knows, something might be useful.

    Anyhoo - the reason for graduating from lurking... We also do mobile apps and
    anything with sex sells - and we have some big plans in the near future.

    So will probably be asking for content providers to spam the shit out of me with
    non-nude content in the very near future - and thought it would be best to introduce
    myself first

    Better stop this now ... as a copy writer I tend to go on and on... and as you can
    see I'm OCD about formatting text with neat line breaks

    Random facts about me

    Nationality: Danish
    Lives on: Cyprus
    Avatar: my maid (great service)

    Now go fuck yourself!
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    Originally posted by signeuhausen
    Avatar: my maid (great service)
    Hope she cleans your house better than her ass.

    .

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    • lucas131
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      • Aug 2004
      • 11475

      #3
      go fuck yourself to the anal too

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      • signeuhausen
        Registered User
        • Mar 2011
        • 3

        #4
        Originally posted by L-Pink
        Hope she cleans your house better than her ass.
        Just checked - yeah still looks fine

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        • CYF
          Coupon Guru
          • Mar 2009
          • 10973

          #5
          welcome, and go fuck yourself
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          • sperbonzo
            I'd rather be on my boat.
            • May 2003
            • 9750

            #6
            Outstanding first post!



            (polite golf clapping in the background)







            .
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            [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/

            ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94037

              #7
              Welcome to the zoo ...

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Welcome to the board

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                • CyberHustler
                  Masterbaiter
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28760

                  #9
                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                  • alias
                    aliasx
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 19010

                    #10


                    Trade for your maid?
                    https://porncorporation.com

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                    • signeuhausen
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Trying to find a witty comment - got nothing - that picture is just fucking nasty

                      Originally posted by alias

                      Trade for your maid?

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                      • devilspost
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 3980

                        #12
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        Hope she cleans your house better than her ass.

                        .

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                        • alias
                          aliasx
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 19010

                          #13
                          Originally posted by signeuhausen
                          Trying to find a witty comment - got nothing - that picture is just fucking nasty
                          Welcome to fucking yourself.
                          https://porncorporation.com

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                          • Maxxx9000
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 1082

                            #14
                            Rart at se endnu en dansker blandt alle de tosser herinde:-)
                            Cams.com paid for my car - Love you guys

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                            • Fap
                              Just Du It
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 12094

                              #15
                              you made a huge mistake

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                              • Far-L
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 6065

                                #16
                                Welcome to the monkey house.



                                Now let's do some biz...
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                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 38323

                                  #17




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                                  • quietwebmaster
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Dec 2010
                                    • 128

                                    #18
                                    Joining was your first mistake

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                                    • DamianJ
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 15808

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by signeuhausen
                                      my main areas of expertise is copy
                                      writing and sales process optimization
                                      my main areas of expertise ARE copywriting and sales process optimisation.

                                      Zounds, the irony.

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                                      • Markul
                                        Likes Pie
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 12405

                                        #20
                                        Welcome to GFY
                                        But.... I pulled out...

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