I already got hit hard, barely after midnight. From now on the only communication people are getting on April 1st is "fuck off" or a hand in their face.
Fuck April Fools Day
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Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".
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That is a pretty bad prank to pull. I usually stick to funny smaller ones
Was born on April 1st so no one ever pranks the birthday guy. but fuck did i get my GF this year!!WEEKLY PAYOUTS! MONTHLY PROMOTIONS! BOINKCASH.COMComment
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This was the most boring April fools I ever had... not only did nobody try to get me, but I forgot all about it. I'm usually the one that takes it too far.“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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that's messed up.. what happens the next time he messages you and needs you for real?Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".
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May God have mercy on his soul, should he ever REALLY need your help...Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".
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