Fuck April Fools Day

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  • Jakez
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 5656

    #1

    Fuck April Fools Day

    I already got hit hard, barely after midnight. From now on the only communication people are getting on April 1st is "fuck off" or a hand in their face.
    [email protected] - jakezdumb - 573689400

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  • pornmasta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2006
    • 20014

    #2
    Yeah, that's right FUCK OFF to the world.
    Let's nuke these bastards.

    :grin:

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    • nextri
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 1661

      #3
      How did u get hit?
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      • Chosen
        • Aug 2001
        • 63151

        #4
        What happened?

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        • mavruda
          porn cartoonist
          • Feb 2007
          • 2597

          #5
          Originally posted by nextri
          How did u get hit?

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          • Jakez
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 5656

            #6
            Originally posted by nextri
            How did u get hit?
            Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".
            [email protected] - jakezdumb - 573689400

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            • Professor12
              Registered User
              • Jul 2011
              • 90

              #7
              That is a pretty bad prank to pull. I usually stick to funny smaller ones

              Was born on April 1st so no one ever pranks the birthday guy. but fuck did i get my GF this year!!
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              • CyberHustler
                Masterbaiter
                • Feb 2006
                • 28718

                #8
                This was the most boring April fools I ever had... not only did nobody try to get me, but I forgot all about it. I'm usually the one that takes it too far.
                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                • 2intense
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 12493

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pornmasta
                  Yeah, that's right FUCK OFF to the world.
                  Let's nuke these bastards.

                  :grin:
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                  • PR_Glen
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 9058

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jakez
                    Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".
                    that's messed up.. what happens the next time he messages you and needs you for real?
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                    • DamageX
                      Marketing & Strategy
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 14293

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jakez
                      Friend txt me around 1am with a vague message begging me to get his car out of the impound and to make sure the $1,000 he left in it is still there and he'll talk to me about it later. Didn't say he got arrested but I assumed that he had gotten a DUI and he didn't respond anymore after that 1 txt. So I had to quickly leave the people I was hanging out with to go home and look up the county inmates to see if he'd shown up yet, nope. Called a bail bondsman, he hasn't seen anything, told him to call me if/when he shows up. Called a bunch of impounds trying to find his car. After a couple hours of being frustrating wondering what to do I finally get another text "April Fools bitch!!!".
                      May God have mercy on his soul, should he ever REALLY need your help...
                      Whitehat is for chumps

                      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                      • Rochard
                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75733

                        #12
                        Sunday morning at 9am I landed in Sacramento. I was paying attention and knew we landed in Sacramento, but the stewardess said "Welcome to San Jose". Took everyone a moment to get it.
                        Herschel Savage
                        Brooklyn, NY

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