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  • StuartD
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    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #1

    U.S. Customs can officially...

    kiss my ass and choke on a rotted pile of maggoty soaked in bile fish guts while being kicked repeated in the nuts/box for all eternity.

    That is all.
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  • WiredGuy
    Pounding Googlebot
    • Aug 2002
    • 34516

    #2
    Denied entry into the USA?
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    • StuartD
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      • Jul 2002
      • 29903

      #3
      Originally posted by WiredGuy
      Denied entry into the USA?
      WG
      Again. Last time it was because I couldn't prove that I wasn't going to work.

      This time, apparently going into the US for the day to have a meeting is not allowed unless I have a visa/work permit. How do I give myself a visa if I'm a Canadian independent contractor?
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      • L0stMind
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        • Sep 2002
        • 1681

        #4
        Ummm....

        Wow?

        I've gone down for work several times... to tour facilities, to meet people and never had a problem - also never had a visa. Of course in every case I was making the decision whether or not to purchase something from a US company...

        That's some bad luck
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        • xclusive
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          • Apr 2004
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          #5
          We all know how important to keep you Canadian workers out of the US. You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in.

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          • StuartD
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            • Jul 2002
            • 29903

            #6
            Originally posted by xclusive
            We all know how important to keep you Canadian workers out of the US. You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in.
            I'd have no problem getting in if only I was Mexican.
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            • xclusive
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              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              Originally posted by L0stMind
              Ummm....

              Wow?

              I've gone down for work several times... to tour facilities, to meet people and never had a problem - also never had a visa.

              That's some bad luck
              Problem is, He was probably flagged in the system by the cock that gave him a problem last time. So this time he got flagged and now that he's in the system he's fucked and for no good reason.

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              • Compdoctor
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                • Aug 2001
                • 1937

                #8
                Originally posted by xclusive
                We all know how important to keep you Canadian workers out of the US. You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in.

                You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in

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                • xclusive
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                  • Apr 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by StuartD
                  I'd have no problem getting in if only I was Mexican.
                  I'll send you a sombrero for christmas, Then you should be able to just walk by the border patrol and not even have to show papers or talk to them as they won't see you.

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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 16502

                    #10
                    Originally posted by xclusive
                    We all know how important to keep you Canadian workers out of the US. You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in.

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                    • StuartD
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 29903

                      #11
                      Originally posted by xclusive
                      Problem is, He was probably flagged in the system by the cock that gave him a problem last time. So this time he got flagged and now that he's in the system he's fucked and for no good reason.
                      Exactly... I tried to go down there to meet the team at ATK. Not to actually work, just to say hi and meet everyone. They denied me cause I couldn't prove that I wasn't just moving in and staying to start my new American career.

                      So then I try again with my wife and kid... they pull me in again, laugh at my story of how I was denied, and let me through no problem.

                      And now this time, they see that I was denied because apparently I was going to Florida to work... so this time, they refuse to believe that I'm going just for the day to have a meeting... despite my return plane tickets being in my hands.

                      Ugh!!
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                      • Why
                        MFBA
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 7230

                        #12
                        fuck, im a canadian citizen and have been denied entry into the country for various reasons at various times, it goes both ways man.

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                        • JasonSmokes
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 364

                          #13
                          agreed.. denied entry to the states for having my camera in the "on" position. got put in that little white room for 3 hours while they searched my car. Was told if I attempt to enter again they will confiscate my car and camera.
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                          • escorpio
                            doesn't fuck around.
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 23486

                            #14
                            Originally posted by xclusive
                            We all know how important to keep you Canadian workers out of the US. You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in.
                            "Just let walk in"? Border enforcement is much heavier on the Mexican border than it is the Canadian border.
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                            • escorpio
                              doesn't fuck around.
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 23486

                              #15
                              Originally posted by StuartD
                              I'd have no problem getting in if only I was Mexican.
                              When asked about the nature of your visit to the U.S. did you answer "meeting"?
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                              • StuartD
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                                • Jul 2002
                                • 29903

                                #16
                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                When asked about the nature of your visit to the U.S. did you answer "meeting"?
                                Yes, that I have a meeting with a hosting company in Phoenix tomorrow and I'll be back right afterwards.
                                When they asked me later I said that I wasn't purchasing anything, not making any deals... just a discussion about what we can or can't do in the future.
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                                • sortie
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                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 7771

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                  kiss my ass and choke on a rotted pile of maggoty soaked in bile fish guts while being kicked repeated in the nuts/box for all eternity.

                                  That is all.
                                  Yeah, I was returning to the US from visiting Canada and they almost didn't let me back in. The dumb fucks took my beef jerky too!

                                  One stupid bitch asked me why I had an Hawaii drivers license if I lived in America.

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                                  • escorpio
                                    doesn't fuck around.
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 23486

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by StuartD
                                    Yes, that I have a meeting with a hosting company in Phoenix tomorrow and I'll be back right afterwards.
                                    When they asked me later I said that I wasn't purchasing anything, not making any deals... just a discussion about what we can or can't do in the future.
                                    Should stretch a trip like that out to three or four days and say "pleasure". Gotta learn to fuck with customs or they fuck with you.
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                                    • cool1
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                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 24939

                                      #19
                                      should have just told them you were going to spend some of your high canadian dollars. might have got lucky

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                                      • escorpio
                                        doesn't fuck around.
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 23486

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sortie
                                        One stupid bitch asked me why I had an Hawaii drivers license if I lived in America.
                                        You don't have to be smart to work for customs, just suspicious.
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                                        • Jman
                                          Already an AI veteran
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22834

                                          #21
                                          We got the best excuse in the world to go to US. Drive to buffalo and tell them you're going to spend the Mighty Canadian Dollar in their country then hop on a plane from there.
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                                          • BradM
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                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 3397

                                            #22
                                            Stuart. I have a TON of experience with border issues and successful entries. If you want some advice on the situation LMK.

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                                            • Peaches
                                              Old broad
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 13933

                                              #23
                                              I've always been told to NEVER tell customs in any country that you're going there to work - always vacation.

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                                              • sortie
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                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 7771

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Peaches
                                                I've always been told to NEVER tell customs in any country that you're going there to work - always vacation.
                                                Yeah that makes sense because if your are working then you might decide to stay, but on vacation you have to return for work.

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                                                • ronaldo
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 5475

                                                  #25
                                                  I'd get on the phone with, I dunno, whoever you're supposed to I guess (I'd probably start with the supervisor AT that border crossing and go from there), and try to sort out the problem before you try again or it'll probably just happen again. It's in the system, it isn't going anywhere and a lot of border guards are like cops...power tripping.

                                                  I used to get stopped regularly going down and I finally asked the guy if I'd been flagged. He told me no, which is probably what they're supposed to say, yet I haven't been stopped since.

                                                  Coming BACK however, is a different story altogether.

                                                  Note-While I used to get SEARCHED all the time, I was never altogether refused entry...and I'd always say I was going for work if I was. The fucked up part now is if they DO search you at a land crossing, you have to fill out a form that ASKS, "Have you ever been refused entry into the US". Your answer is gonna be a flag in itself. And there ain't no lying about that one.

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                                                  • pr0
                                                    rockin tha trailerpark
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 23088

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by StuartD
                                                    I'd have no problem getting in if only I was Mexican.
                                                    yup....pretty much

                                                    and even the ones that just crossed the border, that everyone knows is illegal

                                                    & up at the 7-11 selling dime bags of weed to HS students

                                                    we're not allowed to say anything to them, or call the cops....cuz its racist to call an illegal alien....an illegal

                                                    you can pretty much tell when they are illegal, cuz they can't speak english & don't know who the first president was

                                                    & thats a requirement of getting in the country (other than vacation)
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                                                    • pr0
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                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 23088

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                      Stuart. I have a TON of experience with border issues and successful entries. If you want some advice on the situation LMK.
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                                                      • ronaldo
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                                                        • Jan 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by pr0
                                                        could you hit me up...i need to find out who to write a letter to about being re-allowed entry into Canada

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                                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 19634

                                                          #29
                                                          No matter what you are doing, just tell them you are going shopping.
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                                                          • pornguy
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                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 62910

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by StuartD
                                                            Again. Last time it was because I couldn't prove that I wasn't going to work.

                                                            This time, apparently going into the US for the day to have a meeting is not allowed unless I have a visa/work permit. How do I give myself a visa if I'm a Canadian independent contractor?
                                                            Do your self a favor. LIE!!!!! tell them you are going XMAS shopping at Maceys. Then do it.
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                                                              • StuartD
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                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 29903

                                                                #32
                                                                The best was, the guy says "Why would they want you to go to this meeting and not just send an American?"

                                                                I felt like saying "Well, you outsource the creation of everything to China, Taiwan and other asian countries, and every US call center is actually in the middle east. Do you seriously think that a US company has never hired a non-American to do something before?"

                                                                I didn't say it, but I really wanted it.
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                                                                • shake
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 4663

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Crazy to hear about all this. I've crossed the border many times for business reasons, and told the customs agent what we're doing - and we've never had a problem.. There must be some luck involved depending on who you talk to at the border, and how much trouble you have.
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                                                                  • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                    • Apr 2001
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • WarChild
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 17263

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Many, many, many years ago I was going to Seattle to help my Mother move from one house to a new house. Myself and my two best friends (brothers) that I grew up with headed down and at customs they stopped us. Turns out my friends couldn't go help because they would be taking jobs from American moving companies. I explained that my Mother wasn't going to hire movers, that it would just take her and the help she did have longer to do it if we didn't get there. They decided I could go, but my friends couldn't. Not much help because I wasn't driving.
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                                                                      • Angie77
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                                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                                        • 1356

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                        We all know how important to keep you Canadian workers out of the US. You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in.
                                                                        I feel bad laughing at that.. but it's funny.
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                                                                        • StuartD
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 29903

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                          Many, many, many years ago I was going to Seattle to help my Mother move from one house to a new house. Myself and my two best friends (brothers) that I grew up with headed down and at customs they stopped us. Turns out my friends couldn't go help because they would be taking jobs from American moving companies. I explained that my Mother wasn't going to hire movers, that it would just take her and the help she did have longer to do it if we didn't get there. They decided I could go, but my friends couldn't. Not much help because I wasn't driving.
                                                                          That is so retarded.... where do they get this "taking jobs away from Americans" crap??

                                                                          I mean, I feel like I can't pick up a piece of garbage in the US for fear that I'd be taking someone's job away and be arrested.

                                                                          Not that I could get in to do it anymore anyway.
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                                                                          • BradM
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                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 3397

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by pr0
                                                                            could you hit me up...i need to find out who to write a letter to about being re-allowed entry into Canada

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                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 62910

                                                                              #39
                                                                              It seems that a lot of you guys think that the Mexicans just walk across the border with no questions asked. You are SOOOOOO wrong.

                                                                              More people are turned back at the Mexico borders than any place. On top of that, the border wait in Sandiego is on average 2.5 hours to get into the US.
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                                                                              • BradM
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                It seems that a lot of you guys think that the Mexicans just walk across the border with no questions asked. You are SOOOOOO wrong.

                                                                                More people are turned back at the Mexico borders than any place. On top of that, the border wait in Sandiego is on average 2.5 hours to get into the US.
                                                                                Shhhh. Don't tell people facts. Angry patriots HATE the idea of facts.

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                                                                                • Jman
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                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 22834

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                  could you hit me up...i need to find out who to write a letter to about being re-allowed entry into Canada

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                                                                                  • peterk
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                                                                                    • 3529

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Peaches
                                                                                        Old broad
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 13933

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                        It seems that a lot of you guys think that the Mexicans just walk across the border with no questions asked. You are SOOOOOO wrong.

                                                                                        More people are turned back at the Mexico borders than any place. On top of that, the border wait in Sandiego is on average 2.5 hours to get into the US.
                                                                                        Obviously the illegal Mexicans aren't going through the border points. And the SD wait completely depends on when you go. Late Sunday afternoon, you're going to wait. But I've breezed through with zero traffic (always had at least one Mexican national with us who had to prove ID) in less than 20 minutes at least 4 times in the past year - usually between 10AM and noon on a weekday. They barely even look at my ID and one time didn't even ASK for it.

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                                                                                        • Wizzo
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Yea the USSA has gotten more retarded than ever, even being a US citizen I have harder time getting back into this country than getting into any other... but we are the land of free...haha
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                                                                                          • BradM
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                                                                                            • Dec 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Wizzo
                                                                                            Yea the USSA has gotten more retarded than ever, even being a US citizen I have harder time getting back into this country than getting into any other... but we are the land of free...haha
                                                                                            Freedom isn't free.

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                                                                                            • 12clicks
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                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 19814

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I applaud the US keeping out the rabble.
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                                                                                              • BradM
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                                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                                • 3397

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Stuart, no ICQ so guessing you're busy or not interested in talking to me.

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  oh god - us europeans are sooo retarded for having no border controls between all countries in the european union. it sucks so much that you can drive from denmark through germany, belgium, netherlands, france, spain and arrive in portugal without stopping for even one border check </sarcasm>
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                                                                                                  • jonesonyou
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                                                    We all know how important to keep you Canadian workers out of the US. You won't works as cheap as the 13 million Mexicans we just let walk in.
                                                                                                    This is truly ironic.

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