never understood people reading when taking a dump... its fucking gross dont ask me why. I think because of the thought of sitting in your shit smell, reading, done, and put the mag besides it for the next session, while the mag is soaking up the shit smell for as long as it hangs there.
Mother Earth News
Earth Island Institute
Countryside
Beckett (All the Baseball, Football and Basketball ones)
2600
Blacklisted 411
Home Power
American Turf
Laptop
PC Magazine
And no, I don't read them on the can. I don't consider the bathroom a place to spend hours. I squat, do my biz, wipe and leave. Reading on the can is for old people.
And speaking of magazines (as I look at my mail for today) I really hate how magazine companies send out "your subscription expired!!!!" letters like two months after you renew them (and they know it, too, since the date on your address label reflects it). I wonder how many old people just send them a check for another year every time those come. LOL. They'd have a paid subscription to 2329 at the rate some of these places do it. I think I am actually going to start keeping a little spreadsheet...
My wife gets InStyle and Southern Living but as far as reading while on the can.... not me. But I do check out the hot chicks in her InStyle mag every once in a while.
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I can't read and take a dump at the same time... It ruins the whole moment.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
Are you Spunky and do you like your oatmeal lumpy?
Excellent question.
I usually just fuck around on my cell phone, not the reading type while I'm sitting trying to stay comfortable, but undoutedly, my legs fall asleep within a minute or two.
Smithsonian
National Geographic
Reader's Digest
People
Alaska Magazine
Consumer Reports
But for potty reading, I read real estate listings - even when I tinkle I can read several in just a few minutes so it makes use of my time while I'm in there. ;)
I just take my laptop in with me and continue what I was doing before I had to take a dump. Got a 'tv tray' sitting in the bathroom dedicated for this dooty.
I buy my wife Hustler on occasion .. she like it because it actually gives her a decent finger on the pulse as to what is going on out there content wise .. and who and what is being bought and sold .. myself . AVN online .. just for the humor . (that was a joke)
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