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  • Pics Traffic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 3055

    #1

    What magazines you subscribe to and what do you read on the can?

    Hers my list:
    Time
    Newsweek
    Star (my girlfriend’s)
    People
    SPIN
    Sports Illustrated
    Klixxx
    My Network Is Waiting For Your Fuckin' Trade!
  • fatfoo
    ICQ:649699063
    • Mar 2003
    • 27763

    #2
    I read shampoo labels and stuff, when I am in the can...
    Send me an email: [email protected]

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    • nico-t
      emperor of my world
      • Aug 2004
      • 29901

      #3
      never understood people reading when taking a dump... its fucking gross dont ask me why. I think because of the thought of sitting in your shit smell, reading, done, and put the mag besides it for the next session, while the mag is soaking up the shit smell for as long as it hangs there.

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      • minusonebit
        So Fucking Banned
        • Feb 2006
        • 7391

        #4
        Mother Earth News
        Earth Island Institute
        Countryside
        Beckett (All the Baseball, Football and Basketball ones)
        2600
        Blacklisted 411
        Home Power
        American Turf
        Laptop
        PC Magazine

        And no, I don't read them on the can. I don't consider the bathroom a place to spend hours. I squat, do my biz, wipe and leave. Reading on the can is for old people.

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        • SexualDragon
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 3038

          #5
          Originally posted by MOCKBA
          what do you read on the can?
          Shampoo bottles
          Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston
          436-127-934

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          • SexualDragon
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 3038

            #6
            Originally posted by fatfoo
            I read shampoo labels and stuff, when I am in the can...
            you beat me too it
            Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston
            436-127-934

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 39001

              #7
              reading 'on the can' as you put it, is disgusting...
              Why pollute mother natures gift to us all, with reading?

              I LIKE POO!
              ️ ️

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              • V_RocKs
                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                • Nov 2003
                • 32466

                #8
                Yatch
                Motorhome
                Wired
                Popular Mechanics
                Popular Science
                PC Magazine
                Newsweek
                Forbes

                I know there are others but I forget them all

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                • Lifer
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 871

                  #9
                  The Paul Markham News Letter - does that count?
                  CCBill Sponsor Programs
                  Get Paid On Time - Everytime!

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                  • CynthiaB
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 1274

                    #10
                    Entertainment Weekly
                    TVGuide
                    Xbiz
                    Rolling Stone

                    (And do girls ever read on the can? Not me)

                    DDC -- Power Parking

                    Success is the Only Option

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                    • minusonebit
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 7391

                      #11
                      And speaking of magazines (as I look at my mail for today) I really hate how magazine companies send out "your subscription expired!!!!" letters like two months after you renew them (and they know it, too, since the date on your address label reflects it). I wonder how many old people just send them a check for another year every time those come. LOL. They'd have a paid subscription to 2329 at the rate some of these places do it. I think I am actually going to start keeping a little spreadsheet...

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                      • sniperwolf
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        Time and Forbes for international magazines, and our local magazines as well.
                        ~Accepting design works~

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                        • OMG Jim
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 3153

                          #13
                          Fast Company
                          Business 2.0
                          INC

                          My wife gets InStyle and Southern Living but as far as reading while on the can.... not me. But I do check out the hot chicks in her InStyle mag every once in a while.
                          _
                          ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim

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                          • Christina Muller
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 923

                            #14
                            nice mags such as.....

                            Whipping Weekly

                            and my favorite the Torture Times (monthly)

                            Promote A Brand Your Surfer Trusts **Playboy ** No Upsell - No X Sales - No Bullshit !

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                            • SilkyJohnson
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 747

                              #15
                              I like playing scratch lottery tickets while letting the deuce loose...nothing like gambling and shitting at the same time.


                              Knicks Up Hoes Down

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                              • CyberHustler
                                Masterbaiter
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 28801

                                #16
                                I can't read and take a dump at the same time... It ruins the whole moment.
                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                • Flynn
                                  pr0's goat screwed me
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 2083

                                  #17
                                  Playboy
                                  Newsweek
                                  National Geographic

                                  When I run out of literature to read I read my wifes mags...
                                  Star
                                  US weekly
                                  In Touch

                                  Today I didn't have anything to read so I read the owners manual for my new TV. lmao
                                  blah blah blah

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                                  • SilentKnight
                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 24812

                                    #18
                                    Maxim

                                    Uncl' John's Bathroom Reader

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      Playboy..I like the articles

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                                      • Phil
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 7659

                                        #20
                                        I cut out coupons from junk mail I get.
                                        Ask Phil

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                                        • D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 7412

                                          #21
                                          I read through old textbooks.

                                          yeah... I'm a dork.
                                          -D.
                                          ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                          • SilkyJohnson
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 747

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            Playboy..I like the articles
                                            I have a question for you...

                                            Are you Spunky and do you like your oatmeal lumpy?




                                            Knicks Up Hoes Down

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                                            • Brother Bilo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2007
                                              • 4193

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SilkyJohnson
                                              I have a question for you...

                                              Are you Spunky and do you like your oatmeal lumpy?


                                              Excellent question.

                                              I usually just fuck around on my cell phone, not the reading type while I'm sitting trying to stay comfortable, but undoutedly, my legs fall asleep within a minute or two.

                                              I just stick around because I like my own brand.

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                                              • Peaches
                                                Old broad
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 13933

                                                #24
                                                I subscribe to:

                                                Smithsonian
                                                National Geographic
                                                Reader's Digest
                                                People
                                                Alaska Magazine
                                                Consumer Reports

                                                But for potty reading, I read real estate listings - even when I tinkle I can read several in just a few minutes so it makes use of my time while I'm in there. ;)

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                                                • LiveDose
                                                  Show Yer Tits!
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 25792

                                                  #25
                                                  I just had to burn up 17,000 Delta miles that were expiring this month. I never fly that shitty airline anymore.

                                                  I have 19 new magazine subscriptions starting next month through their miles program...

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                                                  • geeknik
                                                    l337 h4x0r!#%
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 8364

                                                    #26
                                                    PC World, PC Magazine, Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler, Wired, Entreprenur, INC, Maxim, Stuff, etc..
                                                    hacker 4 hire.

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                                                    • The Judge
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 1647

                                                      #27
                                                      soldier of fortune magazine

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                                                      • Peaches
                                                        Old broad
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 13933

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                        I just had to burn up 17,000 Delta miles that were expiring this month. I never fly that shitty airline anymore.

                                                        I have 19 new magazine subscriptions starting next month through their miles program...
                                                        Next time donate them

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                                                        • Madame0120
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 1227

                                                          #29
                                                          The Funny Times
                                                          Try Something New! Teasing Bucks
                                                          Mistress Always Wins!

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                                                          • Aquarius
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 4754

                                                            #30
                                                            My shitting experience is not complete without magazines.

                                                            Popular Mechanics
                                                            Men's Health

                                                            And 6 or 7 more local magazines.

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                                                            • LiveDose
                                                              Show Yer Tits!
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 25792

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Peaches
                                                              Next time donate them


                                                              How Peaches? I would have done that....

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                                                              • Peaches
                                                                Old broad
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 13933

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                How Peaches? I would have done that....
                                                                http://www.delta.com/skymiles/use_mi...iles/index.jsp

                                                                At one point I think they were allowing you to donate them to servicemen but I don't see that option there.

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                                                                • Christina Muller
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 923

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I did like the mag Dungeon Diaries but they went bust! Im thinking of maybe a subscription to Martha Sterwart might fill the gap !..

                                                                  Promote A Brand Your Surfer Trusts **Playboy ** No Upsell - No X Sales - No Bullshit !

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                                                                  • Evil-Dan
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 464

                                                                    #34
                                                                    There is nothing as good as the Bathroom Reader - Trust me - you will be addicted once you get one
                                                                    Evil Is As Evil Does

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                                                                    • smoker_420
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                      • 60

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Only online magazines and Forbes sometimes

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                                                                      • sumphatpimp
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 5235

                                                                        #36
                                                                        magazines?
                                                                        you can't be serious.
                                                                        I keep a laptop in the bathroom and read GFY while I shit.

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                                                                        • Angie77
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2007
                                                                          • 1356

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I don't subscribe to magazines any longer and I can't read while I'm in the bathroom.. I'd rather do one thing at a time I guess. lol
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                                                                          • dav3
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2007
                                                                            • 7348

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I just take my laptop in with me and continue what I was doing before I had to take a dump. Got a 'tv tray' sitting in the bathroom dedicated for this dooty.
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                                                                            • MandyBlake
                                                                              The one and only!
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 17761

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i get vogue, lucky, and in style.
                                                                              i don't read on the can. i go potty and leave.
                                                                              Mandy's Playhouse
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                                                                              • jakethedog
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                                • 2497

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I buy my wife Hustler on occasion .. she like it because it actually gives her a decent finger on the pulse as to what is going on out there content wise .. and who and what is being bought and sold .. myself . AVN online .. just for the humor . (that was a joke)
                                                                                No sig .. just me

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                                                                                • aico
                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 14748

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  XBiz and Penthouse

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                                                                                  • snaker
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                    • 1281

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Score Mag!!!
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