What adult scripts do you wish existed?

A very nice shopping cart software that would work with CCBill and Paxum easily for a content store. Also, an affordable CMS simliar to what Elevated X does but one that you buy for like $500 and its yours forever not a monthly fee.

I wish there was a tube submitter script that worked as good in auto mode as any tgp submitter does.

Honestly, you could come up with a pile of horse shit and blow the doors off 90% of these scripts that are peddled around on here, especially the tube scripts. Too many scripts made in a "robotic" sense and not enough are made to actually do things they will be used for, if that makes sense.

Don't ask people here what they want, because I've already tried that, just make what you think they need, because they don't know what they want most of the time until they stumble upon it. Not trying to say they are morons, just saying that someone making the scripts probably knows more about what the users need than the users themselves.

automatic money generator

Thanks for the idea, I'll get right on that

Ones that were delivered quickly

You ordered a design, it took me quite some time to get it to you due to a busy schedule along with your dozens of pages of non-sense emails filled with unorganized & poorly explained details. I apologized greatly for the delay and have offered hundreds of dollars of FREE design work to make up for it, even when I am NOT trying to pursue a designing career or path (You contacted me). You received your finished project. You want to now make multiple snarky comments (Yes, I seen the references in other threads.) about this topic I assumed was over with. I know you have some fans on this board, but I can sincerely state that I have not enjoyed working with you and your painful process.

Thanks for contributing nothing to this thread but a retarded statement thinking you have something to prove even though I thought we left on good or at least understandable terms. You received a quality product that would cost much more at another studio for the same quality. My CSS/ HTML alone took many hours, and most studios charge $50-100 extra per page for this even though I assure you most do not come close to my quality of code. If you would like to send over an extra $500-750, then maybe you would have the right to be a bitch about this.

One of your last comments in our email correspondence:
"It is a pleasure to open up a file and immediately be able to modify the file easily."

Can we drop this or are you going to continue to make snarky backhanded comments that sound like my old high school girlfriend?