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03-15-2012, 10:41 AM

The amount of you that feel it's okay to not clean up after your dog takes a crap on another persons property or public property is disturbing.

I live on the ground floor of a complex. There is a sidewalk right in front of my office window. All day long, people parade their 20 lb shit boxes in front of my window, let them take a shit, and less than 20% clean up said shit.

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03-15-2012, 10:47 AM

Put out a sign. "Pick up your animal's fecal matter"

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03-15-2012, 10:49 AM

takes a special type of asshole to not clean that up.. it's becoming more common out my way for people to clean up there messes, which I am grateful for.

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03-15-2012, 10:51 AM

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03-15-2012, 01:30 PM

My dog took a MASSIVE dump at the entrance of a local barbers shop the other day LOL it was the biggest pile of shit you could imagine HAHAAHAHHAAHAHHA man the people in the shop gave me a "eat shit and die you asshole" look like it was my fault LOL...had to pick it up of course I'm no barbarian LOL

on the other hand if he takes a dump on grass and its not a park I leave it its compost IMO

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03-15-2012, 02:53 PM

A small laminated sign saying 'Curb your dog' does wonders!

I have a dog and there has been a few times where I have left the offending turd where it sits, but only long enough to run home and bag that crap.

However I'll be honest, if the dog has a loose stool and its on the grass or craps less than a Canadian goose does, well there is no point in trying to pick that up.

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03-15-2012, 02:54 PM

im my community, the security always busts my balls about picking up after the dog (which I always do). They do this because I am young and have a pit mix. All the old farts with lap dogs NEVER pick up after there dog. I also hate when people let there dog piss right outside of the front door of my building. Its 10 steps to a walkway with grass. Why do they have to piss on the bricks right outside the door. Fucking hate that.
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03-15-2012, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Supz

im my community, the security always busts my balls about picking up after the dog (which I always do). They do this because I am young and have a pit mix. All the old farts with lap dogs NEVER pick up after there dog. I also hate when people let there dog piss right outside of the front door of my building. Its 10 steps to a walkway with grass. Why do they have to piss on the bricks right outside the door. Fucking hate that.

I actually just wrote an e-mail to the office. I have turned into that guy!

Fuck it, I pay a lot of money for this place. I don't want to be looking at/smelling dog shit all day.

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03-15-2012, 03:06 PM

When I walk out my dogs I always bring a roll of this: http://poopbags.ca/

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03-15-2012, 03:14 PM

and what's with people in the past couple years bagging the shit and then leaving THE BAG on the sidewalk or path? What the heck was the point of that??

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03-15-2012, 03:18 PM

- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue.

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03-15-2012, 03:25 PM

Take a dump right in front of them?
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03-15-2012, 03:31 PM

I have a big problem at my local park, which is next to my house. There's a section that's covered with dog poop. There had to be about 30 piles today, in varying degrees of degradation. I have a suspicion its one person and they're new to the neighborhood, because it started to get bad suddenly.

What a rotten asshole, whoever it is.

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03-15-2012, 04:15 PM

I pick up my dogs poop. Every time. I always have a roll of bags on me. I will even pick up other dog's crap if it is near my place, for fear that people will think it's me leaving it, or that I will step on it later drunkenly.

It's the worst part of dog ownership, but you have to take the good with the bad in everything out there. I feel like people who don't pick up their dog shit are just trying to take the good without dealing with the bad. And I hate how it makes every dog owner look like an inconsiderate prick.

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03-15-2012, 04:19 PM

My HOA fines you $100 per occurrence. Three unpaid assessments and legal action is taken.

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03-15-2012, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by Sly

The amount of you that feel it's okay to not clean up after your dog takes a crap on another persons property or public property is disturbing.

I live on the ground floor of a complex. There is a sidewalk right in front of my office window. All day long, people parade their 20 lb shit boxes in front of my window, let them take a shit, and less than 20% clean up said shit.

These are the same people that tip like shit, don't wash their hands after pissing on them, and end up in shitty relationships and never know why.

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03-17-2012, 02:46 PM

Agreed. Another dog owner offence is not taking them for walks and thinking that free rome of a an apt or house is good enough.
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03-17-2012, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by clicker

Agreed. Another dog owner offence is not taking them for walks and thinking that free rome of a an apt or house is good enough.

My next door neighbor who just moved out was there for 3 years. I saw his dog a total of 2 times. I'm always out with my Lab, so if I haven't seen you with your dog in my neighborhood, that means your dog is a prisoner inside your house. It's sad and I feel so bad for a dog who has to spend 10 hours a day alone, then doesn't even get to go outside for a walk.

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03-17-2012, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue.

haha the PA system sounds like the perfect solution.

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03-17-2012, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue.

it is a fucked thing to do though. people have no consideration.
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03-17-2012, 04:14 PM

Video all the people that don't pick it up, Mix the video with music with a dance beat, put it on Youtube.

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03-17-2012, 05:20 PM

my dog never pooes where is no sign that says "dogs can poo here", so i don't know what to say...

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03-17-2012, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue.

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