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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    Quote of the decade by ME

    So I drive in to take my grandmother a couple of places.. Well that's what I ended up doing, and so she asks me what I would do if someone came into my house and _did this or that she was whining about_


    So I says to her "I'd put my shoe so far up their asses, they'd had to go to payless to take a shit."
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    • TheSquealer
      Mayor of Thneedville
      • Oct 2004
      • 26184
      #2
      Its always a grim time around here when you go off your meds. Occasionally, it starts out as being mildly amusing but it often gets old really fast.
      .
      Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

      Rochard

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          We have gas stations named Payless

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            • MrMaxwell
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 10057
              #4
              I've only been legally taking medication for about a month.. An my first love, alcohol, I stay away from it most of the time. I recently pissed away my last couple of grand, though because I did not like being at home after genius left and the last two weeks are a blur

              But don't worry just because I won't be going out right now, it doesn't mean I will bother you :P

              PS: If you're that upset by me posting on here YOU need the meds, stupid!

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                • Dvae
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 5326
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                  I've only been legally taking medication for about a month.. An my first love, alcohol, I stay away from it most of the time. I recently pissed away my last couple of grand, though because I did not like being at home after genius left and the last two weeks are a blur

                  But don't worry just because I won't be going out right now, it doesn't mean I will bother you :P

                  PS: If you're that upset by me posting on here YOU need the meds, stupid!
                  Yeah right, like you had a couple of grand.

                  And who is this genius you speak of?

                  Don't tell me, the woman you waited on hand and foot a few months back?
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                  Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                    • MrMaxwell
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 10057
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dvae
                      Yeah right, like you had a couple of grand.

                      And who is this genius you speak of?

                      Don't tell me, the woman you waited on hand and foot a few months back?

                      LoL.. YOU are so hard on me

                      Don't be so broken up about her leaving .. she gave me her car when she left

                      And I didn't wait on her - she was a submissive - she just went insane a few times

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