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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77385

    #1

    Three penis wine

    weird



    It comes in an unremarkable-looking bottle, but the ?Tezhi Sanbian Jiu? rice wine is a Valentine?s Day gift your loved one will always remember, especially after you tell them it translates as ?Three-Penis Liquor?.

    I know what you?re thinking, many drinks have strange names like this to attract attention of customers, but in this case, the label is very accurate ? this particular rice wine has various types of animal penis brewed in it to grant vitality to the drinker. The label on the back of the bottle says it contains seal penis, deer penis and Cantonese dog penis, all of them popular ingredients in Chinese traditional medicine, said to increase male potency and virility.

    So if you?re looking for a special Valentine?s Day gift for your partner, look no further than Three-Penis Liquor; it?s cheap and it?s something they won?t soon forget. You can pick-up a bottle at supermarkets around Shanghai, just remember to make them have a sip before you reveal the secret ingredients.
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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    Got any links where to buy ball sweat bourbon?

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    • ClickCastX
      X10 Revenue
      • Jul 2011
      • 405

      #3
      It's as yummy as urine boiled eggs. China, YOU FREAKY!

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      • brassmonkey
        Pay It Forward
        • Sep 2005
        • 77385

        #4
        Originally posted by L-Pink
        Got any links where to buy ball sweat bourbon?

        .
        http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/t...rom-china.html

        don't know where to get it.
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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25433

          #5
          I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....

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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77385

            #6
            Originally posted by EddyTheDog
            I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....
            great dane?
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            • EddyTheDog
              Just Doing My Own Thing
              • Jan 2011
              • 25433

              #7
              Originally posted by brassmonkey
              great dane?
              Whale....

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              • Chosen
                • Aug 2001
                • 63151

                #8
                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....

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                • brassmonkey
                  Pay It Forward
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77385

                  #9
                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                  Whale....

                  ouch
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                  • JenniDahling
                    Market Penetration Specialist
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 5285

                    #10
                    This thread entertained and repulsed me simultaneously!

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                    • martinsc
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 27043

                      #11
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      Got any links where to buy ball sweat bourbon?

                      .
                      Make Money

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                      • facialfreak
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 3018

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                        I don't drink anything with less than 4 cocks in it....


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