Motherfucker broke into my house yesterday...

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  • bobby666
    boots are my religion
    • Nov 2005
    • 21765

    #51
    Originally posted by thonglife
    Did he look like this?

    haha

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    • polish_aristocrat
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2002
      • 40377

      #52
      Originally posted by tical
      you forgot

      4. 12 gauge shotgun
      yeah he'd shot the burglar and go to prison....
      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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      • will76
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        • May 2003
        • 18037

        #53
        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
        yeah he'd shot the burglar and go to prison....
        hey polish, hows it going. ?
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        • polish_aristocrat
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2002
          • 40377

          #54
          Originally posted by will76
          hey polish, hows it going. ?
          hey my buddy will, things are not bad here, i hope you're having a good time as well
          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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          • will76
            Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
            • May 2003
            • 18037

            #55
            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
            hey my buddy will, things are not bad here, i hope you're having a good time as well
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            • peterk
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2007
              • 3529

              #56
              I hate when things like this one happens but I'm glad that you are ok.
              Bogat mama ala cu loturi de trafic

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              • lukemason
                Confirmed User
                • May 2001
                • 31

                #57
                good thing your ok man that's the most important part

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                • JamesK
                  hi
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 16731

                  #58
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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18648

                    #59
                    I love some of you people with the "I would have done this and that"

                    most of you need to shut the fuck up, cause you'd be hiding under your bed in a fetal possition crying your eyes out
                    I like turtles.

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                    • Ross
                      Ik ben een aap
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 18874

                      #60
                      If anyone were ever to break into my house they first have to get passed my big dog - he's a labrador and very friendly but damn he gets pissed when people threaten me.

                      Then if they somehow managed to get by the dog, they would have to get passed my solid iron bar I keep upstairs and also one down stairs in the kitchen just incase.

                      If they got passed that then they can pretty much take what they want I guess

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                      • Aka_Bluey
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 631

                        #61
                        A friend has this sign hangen up at his place, gets a few raised eyebrows, lol.

                        Instead of hangen a "Beware of the dog" sign.

                        He has,

                        "The bible says to forgive one's trespassers, we dont we shoot the bastards".

                        Things that make ya go hmmmm....

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                        • Lykos
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 31027

                          #62
                          that really sux,sorry to hear that!

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                          • SifuE
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 877

                            #63
                            Good to know ur safe, I just moved to Az an own like 9 guns 8 rifles 4 machine guns. Let them break in ill put 30+ rounds thru them with my AK-47..
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                            • pornguy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 62910

                              #64
                              You should have kicked the door into his face and then beat the living shit out of him, When the cops arrived, just tell them he fell. But be honest about the falling. He fell 3 or 4 times.
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                              • cool1
                                sex is good
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 24939

                                #65
                                bummers to hear that.
                                you should forget the baseball bat and go get one of those samurai swords.
                                much better for swingin than a bat, does more damage too.

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                                • Trixie Racer
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 2328

                                  #66
                                  I wait for the day someone breaks in while I'm home..
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                                  • Tom_PM
                                    Porn Meister
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 16443

                                    #67
                                    What a crazy situation.. glad it ended without any bloodshed. Can't imagine a worse situation except a bullet riddled body, just like on tv! blah.

                                    Your steps seem right to me. You can buy stickers for your windows that indicate your house has alarm systems. Anyone but a seriously professional burglar will immediately leave if they think you have alarms.

                                    There was a case here where a burglar got in to someones home, and the home owner stabbed them multiple times with a kitchen knife and managed to paralyze the guy in the process. The burgaler WON the court case against the homeowner. Fucked up. I think it was on Oprah a few years ago.

                                    Better to work to prevent them WANTING to come in, than shoot or stab or bludgeon them after the fact. If they get in, your system failed... Look at it that way and you'll be in a good frame of mind to proceed.
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                                    • Trixie Racer
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 2328

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                      There was a case here where a burglar got in to someones home, and the home owner stabbed them multiple times with a kitchen knife and managed to paralyze the guy in the process. The burgaler WON the court case against the homeowner. Fucked up. I think it was on Oprah a few years ago.
                                      That is exactly why you need to use a gun and empty the entire clip! A dead man cannot sue.
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                                      • ShellyCrash
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 6708

                                        #69
                                        I used to live alone in this small 2 bedroom bungalow I was renting. I had the worst time with a prowler. He tried to break into the house several times, tried to take the door knob off with a hammer, etc. I'm glad he never got in, but he made several attempts and the cops never did anything to catch him. I think I would have pissed myself if he ever broke through the door. I can't imagine being face to face with a burgaler in my home. That sucks you didn't have a weapon of some kind. After dealing with that wackjob I keep myself armed to the teeth.

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                                        • rowan
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 17393

                                          #70


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