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  • Blake Rusko
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2010
    • 87
    #1

    What did you get your "love" for valentines day??

    What are you giving your wife, girlfriend, side girlfriend, other side girlfriend or mom for valentines day?
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    • Overload
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 3185
      #2
      unfortunately ... for my soulmate ... a new tomb stone (NO kidding here!)

      *howl*sniff*sob*cry*
      There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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        • globofun
          Buk Lau
          • Aug 2005
          • 2651
          #3
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            • Kman
              Registered User
              • Oct 2004
              • 28
              #4
              A trip to Cabo.

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                • ArsewithClass
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7957
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Blake Rusko
                  What are you giving your wife, girlfriend, side girlfriend, other side girlfriend or mom for valentines day?
                  mom? It's lovers day?

                  We've been doing lots of things for each other all day

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Overload
                      unfortunately ... for my soulmate ... a new tomb stone (NO kidding here!)

                      *howl*sniff*sob*cry*
                      Sorry . . . . I am giving mine a massage with special oils.

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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722
                          #7
                          a cookbook and some cooking lessons
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                          -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733
                              #8
                              I allowed her to drive.
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                                • porno jew
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 10166
                                  #9
                                  she passed away 5 years ago today.

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                                    • Fetish Gimp
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 1699
                                      #10
                                      A manicure.

















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                                        • TheSquealer
                                          Mayor of Thneedville
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 26181
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                          I allowed her to drive.
                                          .
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                                          Rochard

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                                            • Blake Rusko
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 87
                                              #12
                                              what!!!???

                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                              I allowed her to drive.
                                              Danger Danger!!!

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                                                • CyberHustler
                                                  Masterbaiter
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 28750
                                                  #13
                                                  McDonalds...
                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                    • Blake Rusko
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                      • 87
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                                      McDonalds...
                                                      super size of course.

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                                                        • EddyTheDog
                                                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                          • Jan 2011
                                                          • 25433
                                                          #15
                                                          An extra 4GB of RAM....

                                                          She gave me 25% faster load times.

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                                                            • SmutHammer
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                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                              • 4301
                                                              #16
                                                              A Coach purse and a new mp3 player "with paid for mp3's"

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                                                                • dooglas
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 2068
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Creampie

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                                                                    • Spunky
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133987
                                                                      #18
                                                                      She got to give me sex,all 2 minutes of it

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                                                                        • keysync
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                                                                          • Sep 2011
                                                                          • 2375
                                                                          #19


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                                                                              • Jun 2009
                                                                              • 12156
                                                                              #20
                                                                              A pearl necklace. The kind that washes off.

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                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                  • 27047
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  flowers...... and an orgasm.
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                                                                                    • Lemmor
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                                                                                      • Feb 2012
                                                                                      • 15
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      super hug and torrid kiss
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                                                                                        • JuicyBunny
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                                                          • 2145
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          she got roasted salmon and castellio cakes...i got the pipe vented.

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                                                                                            • Double trouble
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                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                              • 22251
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by keysync

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                                                                                                • Danny B
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                  • 4423
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Epic gfy replies.
                                                                                                  I took mine out for a fancy dinner, good times.
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                                                                                                    • Freaky_Akula
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                      • 3670
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      A special necklace.

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                                                                                                        • nico-t
                                                                                                          emperor of my world
                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                          • 29903
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          nothing. I dont do valentines day.

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                                                                                                            • JayDeeZee
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                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                                              • 3595
                                                                                                              #28

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                                                                                                                • mavruda
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                  • 2597
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                                                                  mom? It's lovers day?

                                                                                                                  We've been doing lots of things for each other all day
                                                                                                                  Ya know people sometimes have some issues with relations.... and so on...

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                                                                                                                    • Jacob[Soft]
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2010
                                                                                                                      • 873
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      paying attention

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                                                                                                                        • dallasnovelty
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                                                                                                                          • Aug 2009
                                                                                                                          • 1056
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Cheesecake filled strawberries, flowers and a card that I delivered to her office.
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                                                                                                                            • digitalfantasies
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                                                                                              • 2759
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I forgot this "special" day man... she gave me the hardest time yesterday... and she is still mad as hell...

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                                                                                                                                • SykkBoy
                                                                                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 19969
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I took a work from home day and whipped up her favorite chicken casserole and gave her a cert for a day at the spa.
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                                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JayDeeZee


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                                                                                                                                              • 17189
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                                                                                                                                                      Last edited by barcodes; 02-15-2012, 09:46 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                        • JayDeeZee
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                                            • ArsewithClass
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 7957
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mavruda
                                                                                                                                                              Ya know people sometimes have some issues with relations.... and so on...
                                                                                                                                                              No relations problems in my family.... I love my mum & dad very much, which is what Mothers day is for

                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by keysync
                                                                                                                                                              Love it

                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by JayDeeZee
                                                                                                                                                              And she is your valentine present, the machine that uses the dyson

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                                                                                                                                                                • JayDeeZee
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3595
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                                                                                                                                                                  No relations problems in my family.... I love my mum & dad very much, which is what Mothers day is for



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                                                                                                                                                                  And she is your valentine present, the machine that uses the dyson
                                                                                                                                                                  No, she got me a fleshlight that I can hook up to the hose on the dyson.

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                                                                                                                                                                      A pearl necklace...

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                                                                                                                                                                        • irbobo
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Mixed some strawberry cow crap into some pancake batter and made her some pink pancakes for breakfast.

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                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                              I got her a dildo so she can go fuck herself. ;)
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