Hmm, I like my cheeseburgers without ketchup and pickles, so I always ask for them without. McDonald's employees regularly manage to fuck this up. Don't put fucking ketchup and pickles on there, how hard can it be NOT to do something? I swear they do it on purpose just to fuck with a non-Jap. Anyway, I went on the drive-thru and once again, they put fucking ketchup and pickles on there when I specifically asked that they be left out. Pickles I don't mind, I can just pull them off, but ketchup isn't cool.
So I took them back into the store without bothering to put out my cig, showed the receipt which shows the cheeseburgers were ordered without pickles and ketchup, emptied the burgers onto the counter top and used the buns to smear the ketchup around. I stood there sucking on my Parliament. The manager appeared, I threw my lit cig at his face & it managed to hit the little fucker. They made me another 2 cheeseburgers as asked & gave me a refund. I don't even care if they put a handful of bushy azn pubes on them, free is free. Now that was way over the top, looking back I'm lucky they didn't call the cops.
In the US I would've probably been shot by some Dirty Harry wannabe....