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I am having surgery to shrink my penis size tommorow wish me luck:

09-23-2007, 10:07 PM

Having a huge penis has always gotten in the way in my life.

When i was younger the kids would make fun of me because there would always be a giant bulge in my pants even when my dick was not erect.

this one time at the pet store they called the cops on me because they thought i had tried to steal a boa and put it down my pants.

every woman i sleep with tells me "it is to big to fit". they are all amazed by it but it still gets in the way.

WELL I AM SAYING NO MORE! having a huge penis is not it's all cut out to be, this is the reason why tommorow i am going into have surgery to shrink the overall size of my cock. i am tired of the hardships having such a huge cock has brought me, and i am really hoping that after this surgery my life will change.

wish me luck gfy, i thank you guys for being here for me.
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09-24-2007, 01:44 AM

Dont forget to tip the surgeon...

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09-24-2007, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by Deej

Dont forget to tip the surgeon...

and to post before and after pics....

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09-24-2007, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

and to post before and after pics....

Thats gay

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09-24-2007, 01:53 AM

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Thats gay

I am gay - i wanna see pics

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09-24-2007, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by marcjacob

I am gay - i wanna see pics

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09-24-2007, 01:57 AM

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Dont forget to tip the surgeon...

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09-24-2007, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

and to post before and after pics....

sorry polish you actually kind of make me worried, you stalk alot of people on this board and probably are a guy who has way to much time on their hands.

i wouldnt be surprised if you sit in your apartment and watch everyone with a telescope.
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09-24-2007, 09:04 AM

let me know how it went, i am considering this procedure as well ;) people dont realize how big a problem it is..

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09-24-2007, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by JP-pornshooter

let me know how it went, i am considering this procedure as well ;) people dont realize how big a problem it is..

i really hope you are being serious,

this is a problem i have had to deal with my entire life and it is seriously no joking matter. it has adversley affected me and i am hoping that after today it will create a huge change in my life.
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09-24-2007, 09:12 AM

Good Luck MetaMan...

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09-24-2007, 09:12 AM

this thread is pretty funny
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09-24-2007, 09:12 AM

With the advent of nano-technology they may well be able to operate. I just hope they find a microscope strong enough.

Good luck with the surgery. Alberta would be saddened to lose you...

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09-24-2007, 09:14 AM

MetaMan, are you serious about this one or you're just pulling an april's fools day type of joke at everyone on this fine Monday morning?
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09-24-2007, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by pornask

MetaMan, are you serious about this one or you're just pulling an april's fools day type of joke at everyone on this fine Monday morning?

What do you think
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09-24-2007, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Silvercash Toni

Good Luck MetaMan...

thanks i am glad some people are here for me.

many many guys are jealous of my size because their women always show up to my door asking to see "the man whos cock should be on the deli rack".

i tell them to please go back to your husbands because it would be to big to fit in the firstplace.

6 hours to surgery i am not really nervous, actually very excited, this will certainly change my life, i am going to go have sex with my 10/10 girlfriend that is much hotter than anyones wife/girlfriend here, i will slide it in her and for once she will wake up and not have to walk around bow legged for a few days.

thanks to Dr. Smochlovski for accepting me as a willing canditate for this procedure.
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09-24-2007, 09:17 AM

good luck man

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09-24-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

thanks i am glad some people are here for me.

many many guys are jealous of my size because their women always show up to my door asking to see "the man whos cock should be on the deli rack".

i tell them to please go back to your husbands because it would be to big to fit in the firstplace.

6 hours to surgery i am not really nervous, actually very excited, this will certainly change my life, i am going to go have sex with my 10/10 girlfriend that is much hotter than anyones wife/girlfriend here, i will slide it in her and for once she will wake up and not have to walk around bow legged for a few days.

thanks to Dr. Smochlovski for accepting me as a willing canditate for this procedure.

Ok now if anyone still believes him you are officially retarded..
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09-24-2007, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by banthis

Ok now if anyone still believes him you are officially retarded..

you seem very very jealous banthis, it may seem amazing to you not have to walk around with a small penis all day but let me tell you this huge cock is not all its cut out to be.

sure i could please your woman more than you ever have or will. but after that what do i have? i giant penis, what if i want love? real love? not i love your giant penis love.

think of others for once and not just yourself.
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09-24-2007, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by pornask

MetaMan, are you serious about this one or you're just pulling an april's fools day type of joke at everyone on this fine Monday morning?

yes this is real, i didnt make this thread for charity or for people so feel sorry for me.

i just like the fact that in times of need the gfy community can be there for you.
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09-24-2007, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

yes this is real, i didnt make this thread for charity or for people so feel sorry for me.

i just like the fact that in times of need the gfy community can be there for you.

Well you are truly a giving man .. I had to have my parts snipped to be able to have sex w/ my 1st husband. The man was hung like a farm animal.

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09-24-2007, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

you seem very very jealous banthis, it may seem amazing to you not have to walk around with a small penis all day but let me tell you this huge cock is not all its cut out to be.

sure i could please your woman more than you ever have or will. but after that what do i have? i giant penis, what if i want love? real love? not i love your giant penis love.

think of others for once and not just yourself.

Oh i'm sorry i should believe everything i read from a man who posts on a webmaster forum without owning a website
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09-24-2007, 09:40 AM

Good luck man

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09-24-2007, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Deej

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09-24-2007, 01:50 PM

good luck for you man!
hope you can use the before and after pics of your penis.

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09-24-2007, 01:53 PM

thanks everyone! 6 hours and countring down, i will make a post tommorow when i start to recover!
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09-24-2007, 01:55 PM

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09-24-2007, 01:55 PM

Going to 8" is still way too big.
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09-24-2007, 02:09 PM

Wish you good luck man!!!!

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09-24-2007, 02:18 PM

What's your intended final size (length and girth)?
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09-24-2007, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by pornask

What's your intended final size (length and girth)?

7", girth will be the same. i have never measured my girth.
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09-24-2007, 02:39 PM

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09-24-2007, 02:50 PM

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09-24-2007, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

7", girth will be the same. i have never measured my girth.

I'd think that girth would be the biggest problem of a huge dick not fitting.

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09-24-2007, 04:12 PM

Goodluck to you mate!I wish the surgeon will make it good:_)

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09-24-2007, 04:59 PM

Good Luck from Toronto and could u save some inches so the fine TO Dr's can transplant some on me ??
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09-24-2007, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by leedsfan

With the advent of nano-technology they may well be able to operate. I just hope they find a microscope strong enough.

Good luck with the surgery. Alberta would be saddened to lose you...
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09-24-2007, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

and to post before and after pics....

why are you so intrigued by penises?

thats not healthy.
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09-25-2007, 08:50 AM

So the surgery was a success, i am now down to 7" and recovering very well.

I am glad the operation went well and i will spend the next few days healing.

Thanks to GFY for your support this could not have gone smoother without your prayers.
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