Originally posted by [Labret]
Thats all I have to say. gnight.
That's the best looking dick I've ever fucken seen!
I envy the man that it belongs to.
Jason.
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Anyone else notice that the only thing [Labret] posts anymore are pics with dicks..he has got some serious issues regarding a penis...I mean he is completely enthralled with that pic with my name on it...for fucks sake he probably drools on the damn keyboard looking at it...
I think it all stems from his time in jail...where he was probably anal raped multiple times by different guys...you know what they say..."Can't beat em...Join em" so the moral of the story is that [Labret] is nothing short of being a fag...He loves those pictures of men all sucking each other off...
So keep posting your man pics there [Labret], we all think they really damn funny...
I get the feeling that Rat is putting his nose (dick?) to the grindstone and cranking on his business lately. His posts have been brief, mostly to the point, and much less caustic than usual.
And he's obsessed with fat hairy men having bear sex. But tha's beside the point. Fact is, a few of his comments lately have been so utterly chocked full of coolness, I might actually be starting to like the guy. He'd make a hell of a drinkin partner I'd wager. I'll give him that much.
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Originally posted by CDSmith And he's obsessed with fat hairy men having bear sex.
Post one pic of hairy men groping each other and I am now bear obsessed. Makes sense I guess.
If pics of large hairy men groping each other is not the funniest thing you have ever seen, then I do not know what is. I guess I have been working in smut too long. No longer do images of fat chicks and midgets make me smile. Not even scat or watersports makes me flinch. But bears crack me up every time.
I think what amuses me the most is that some of you get deeply offended, like Fade (but I'll come back to that in a minute), at the site of a large naked hairy old man. What industry do we all generally work in? I dont know about you, but I am in this to make money... not to jerk off to teen sites all day. In my typical work day, I run across tons of gay content, and lots of other shit I dont want to particularly look at. Why? Because I am trying to find ways to make more money. If your whole work day revolves around the sterotypical teen content, no wonder you are a broke motherfucker. And christ, how many times can you look at the same thing day after day after day. I am about as thrilled with browsing "teen" content as I would be going to the dentist. You are all too busy jerking off.
Trust me newbs... you'll get to this point. Where you are so desensitized to porn that typical hot girl porn will do absolutely nothing for you.
It is a sad day when you cant look at images of 350 lb hairy guys tea bagging each other and laugh. The mere thought of it is already making me laugh. Its glorious. I find it such a god damn funny niche that I have a regulation sized bear flag in my office. A little story for you. I was with my girlfriend and I saw it from the street in a gay bookstore. I had only met her a few days previous so she found it odd that I was dragging her into gay bookstore to track down this bear flag I had seen from the street. What are bears she asked? I explained and she sorta looks at me odd and went back to talking to her friend who was also with us. And did I mention I was ecstatic to have found it? So it only makes it look more suspect to her that I am harboring some sort of closet bear desires. And now it probably appears that way to some of you. But I care about what you all think about as much as I do French Canadian Literature.
She still slept with me though so I think deep down inside the thought of me (to her) in some sort of hot hairy manbear sex turned her on.
Anywho, bear = funny. Not just bear really, all gay porn makes me laugh. Browsing gay sites is my Comedy Central. It took my girlfriend awhile to get used to it. The first few times she walked into the room and there I am with a smile on my face laughing at pics of guys with fists in their asses... it took awhile but I think she now realizes the depth of my pornography desensitization.
And besides, unless you been living in a fucking cave, everyone knows gay traffic converts better than straight.
Back to Fade. I think Fade gets so upset because, one... There is a penis with his name on it. Two, while the images I post are meant to amuse and entertain, they bring forth in Fade's mind a rush of emotions ranging from curiosity to desire. Emotions that both confuse and excite him. The pain that must be.
Im stoned, listening to the misfits, and talking shit to some kid on a message board. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH My life kills me sometimes.
[Labret] you do actually amuse me sometimes...and your last post was one of them....I mean you probably spent 3 hours writing that defending yourself about your obsession with man porn...dude if it did not bother you so much why post at all shrug it off...LOL! so I believe in the end it is you that has the fascination with bear love...bro! I also love the fact that you hold a pic of a penis with my name on it so dear to your heart that you feel the need to post it every time you speak...
Originally posted by FADE19 [Labret] you do actually amuse me sometimes...and your last post was one of them....I mean you probably spent 3 hours writing that defending yourself
ahahaha 3 hours? If there is anything my geek ass can do well, aside from fucking your mom, its type. 16 hours a day on a computer will do that to ya. So dont be all flattered and think that I wasted any more time on you than I absolutely needed to.
about your obsession with man porn...dude if it did not bother you so much why post at all shrug it off...LOL! so I believe in the end it is you that has the fascination with bear love...bro!
Did you not read my post? It was half about my love of bear porn and how I find it tragic when once cannot laugh at the obviously hilarious.
I also love the fact that you hold a pic of a penis with my name on it so dear to your heart that you feel the need to post it every time you speak...
Oh cmon now fade, thats not true.
So I bet some Dirty Australian dialer guy to write Fade19 on his dick. I didnt think he would actually do it. But he did, and it is hilarious. I should email it to your mother.
And this took about 3 minutes, so get your cock out of your hand.
this is tiresome [Labret] jousting with you is pointless...sit in front of your computer and wack off to bear love all you want.. I knew it was only a matter of time till the mom jokes kicked in, you always fall back on those when you run out of material...your nothing if not predictable.
im back, and i jerked off to CDSmith's pictures, hes a tub of love, god i would let him bear my children, but then id have to disown them cuz theyd be half canadian....
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