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  • Big_D
    CRAZY MOFUKKA
    • Jun 2006
    • 3296

    #1

    A Fucked Up Story to Launch My Blog » CRAZYMOFUKKA.COM

    Well, I'm tired of keeping in all the fucked up shit that happens to me, so to give you guys some good fucking laughs at the fucked up shit I go through and to support the "home team" I decided to launch my new personal blog. Just some good shit for you guys to read. I will be updating during the show in Amsterdam so stay tuned for updated pics. More of the pages will get content as time goes on. Pacino has been working the fuck out of all of us, so time is limited. You will soon know why. Below you will find my first post, but the blog has been completed since then. Anyhow, the post is below and have fun reading my bullshit.

    HTTP://WWW.CRAZYMOFUKKA.COM

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    WANKING LEADS TO LAUNCHING



    Alright, I wasn?t going to start blogging until I got the design integrated, but what happened to me today is too fucking funny, I just couldn?t sit here and not write about it.

    Just a normal Sunday for me. I was just sitting here in front of the PC and going through some hot ass LTC Latina content, and obviously my huge sex drive started whispering ?make a wank man, make a wank now.? So I pulled down the shades and found a good friendly porno. Now when working in the porn industry, its a bit odd. I really feel uncomfortable about flogging the dolphin to porn with people I know in it, so naturally I decided NOT to see my boss drilling Latin bitches in fucked up ways. Anyway, I found the grip flick of my choice and sat back and grabbed a handful of cock and went to work on squeezing off some knuckle children.

    It was more of a frustrating jerk honestly. I hate it when you find a broad getting slammed in a position you love and then the camera changes angles and ultimately leads you to losing your train of thought seconds before reaching your happy place. So naturally with this repetetive rewind, it took me about a good fifteen minutes to produce some off-colored yogurt. It was a good bust, I got into it thats for fucking sure. So much to the point that I ended up laying way back in my chair and convulsing with my eyes closed filling up the belly button.

    After the temporary disability from walking passed I went to the bathroom and cleaned up. I was good to go. I head back to the PC and see my yahoo messenger blinking on the start bar, and immediately looked at my web cam. My stomach dropped for the simple fact the blue light on top was on.

    I got brave and pulled up the message box, it was a chick friend of mine from the states that I had been camming with from the states and the only phrase I saw in the instant message was, ?Damn Donnie, you were going to town on yourself, thats hot.? I immediately followed up with some bullshit to ultimately change the subject, but you know what fuck it. I jack off and those who say they don?t are fucking lying. Masturbation is the key to success.

    So I guess so much is to say the moral of the story is, if you work in the porn industry on your PC and suddenly get the urge to tug on your pug, be sure to check that your web cam is not streaming your private time across the web. Personally, I think its funny as hell, but be warned, we all make mistakes.

    Anyhow, I lost my domain bigdbitches.com and this is my new blog. I took it down a while back because I didn?t have any readers, but after going to a couple of shows I found out you guys do read my fucked up ramblings. So no more waiting, Welcome to CrazyMofukka.com. WERD
  • Pacino
    Program Owner
    • Feb 2005
    • 1120

    #2
    After reading some of his blog posts, I've come to the conclusion that Bigd really is a crazy mother fucker. Than I remembered I hired him

    It's all good, Donnie works hard and gets my shit done

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    • _mC_
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 1195

      #3
      Site looks tight!

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      • st0ned
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2007
        • 8437

        #4
        Haha that is some funny shit! I don't know what you are talking about, I never whack my pud

        Nice looking blog brotha, I just bookmarked it...YOU CRAZY MO FUKKA!
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        • Rochard
          Jägermeister Test Pilot
          • Dec 2001
          • 75762

          #5
          Love that story.... priceless!
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          • pr0
            rockin tha trailerpark
            • May 2001
            • 23088

            #6
            Originally posted by Pacino
            After reading some of his blog posts, I've come to the conclusion that Bigd really is a crazy mother fucker. Than I remembered I hired him

            It's all good, Donnie works hard and gets my shit done
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            • Basic_man
              Programming King Pin
              • Oct 2003
              • 27360

              #7
              Thanks for the laugh! Good luck with your new blog!
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              • Firehorse
                Desire it and have it!!!
                • Apr 2002
                • 30767

                #8
                LMAO With adventures like this Donnie, your Blog is bound to be a hit!
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                • vinnie mcgee
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 17356

                  #9
                  classic story Donnie yo crazy mofukka
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                  • DWB
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 31779

                    #10
                    Nice..................

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                    • Big_D
                      CRAZY MOFUKKA
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 3296

                      #11
                      thanks guys, much appreciated, just a place to fuckin vent

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                      • Big_D
                        CRAZY MOFUKKA
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 3296

                        #12
                        thanks guys, much appreciated, just a place to fuckin vent

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                        • Big_D
                          CRAZY MOFUKKA
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 3296

                          #13
                          thanks guys, well back to packin, leavin for amsterdam tommorow

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                          • jscott
                            jscizzle
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 25452

                            #14
                            LOL man that is fucked up!!!! embarrassing! well, sorry to hear you lost bigdbitches, and good luck on Crazy Mofukka mothaphucka ;)
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                            • martinsc
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 27043

                              #15
                              hahahah awesome story
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                              • Phat Phil
                                Registered User
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 81

                                #16
                                lol fucking awsome. you should write abook lol
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                                • OMG Jim
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 3153

                                  #17
                                  You ARE one CRAZY MO FUKKA DONNY!

                                  Nice blog Big_D
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