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  • TTiger
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    • Mar 2002
    • 3030
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    God Apparently Responds to Lawsuit

    God Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
    By NATE JENKINS 09.20.07, 7:25 PM ET

    God has apparently responded to a lawsuit filed by a Nebraska lawmaker, and one of the filings seems to have dropped in from the heavens. "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here - poof!" said John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

    The response was one of at least two to a lawsuit filed against God last week by state Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, the state's longest-serving lawmaker.

    Signed by "God," the response filed Wednesday argues the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction over God.

    http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/...ap4141746.html
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    • uno
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      • Dec 2002
      • 18450
      #2
      That sounds believable.
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        • After Shock Media
          It's coming look busy
          • Mar 2001
          • 35299
          #3
          Show me the stone tablets, or has god upgraded to legal sized paper and if so, why the fuck did god give moses those big ass fucking stone tablets in the desert. Why not cut a brother a break and use some parchment or hell use paper, I mean it is god right.

          Now lets make sure god paid the proper filing fee's and got a reciept.

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            • Oracle Porn
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              • Oct 2002
              • 24433
              #4
              Only in America!


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                • peterk
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                  • Aug 2007
                  • 3529
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                  Only in America!
                  Bogat mama ala cu loturi de trafic

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                    • AGS-17
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                      • May 2005
                      • 1402
                      #6
                      Only in America!

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                        • Bird
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                          • Jan 2005
                          • 4365
                          #7
                          I wonder if they may call God to show up in court
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                            • JamesK2
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 6589
                              #8
                              Only in America!

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                                • After Shock Media
                                  It's coming look busy
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 35299
                                  #9
                                  Ok the only in America shit is getting old.
                                  We all have seen or heard enough crap about the virgin mary showing up in tortilla's, statues bleeding, and fuck the whole damn middle east is a prime example of religion just going to far. It is far from only in America.

                                  Hell that phrase is even popping up as a troll tagline, that if the readers or even video viewers would of taken the time to pay attention would of realized it was not in America that time in many other threads.

                                  [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                    • 2012
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 17189
                                      #10
                                      God wants to trade links with my thunder-balls account
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                                        • Matt 26z
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 18481
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                          Show me the stone tablets, or has god upgraded to legal sized paper and if so, why the fuck did god give moses those big ass fucking stone tablets in the desert.
                                          Stone was the only way to guarantee survival. They are inside the Ark of the Covenant, which is believed to be guarded inside this church in Ethiopia...

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                                            • PunkRockXXX
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                                              • Mar 2007
                                              • 486
                                              #12
                                              Americans are such idiots

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                                                • JamesK2
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 6589
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                  Ok the only in America shit is getting old.
                                                  We all have seen or heard enough crap about the virgin mary showing up in tortilla's, statues bleeding, and fuck the whole damn middle east is a prime example of religion just going to far. It is far from only in America.

                                                  Hell that phrase is even popping up as a troll tagline, that if the readers or even video viewers would of taken the time to pay attention would of realized it was not in America that time in many other threads.
                                                  I was just kidding. It's being posted in almost every news thread wether it's really in america or not

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                                                    • 2012
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 17189
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by PunkRockXXX
                                                      Americans are such idiots
                                                      suck it
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                                                        • Porn Farmer
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                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 928
                                                          #15
                                                          Does anyone here actually believe it was really god who responded?

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                                                            • 2012
                                                              So Fucking What
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 17189
                                                              #16
                                                              The guy that filed that did it to prove how easy it was to file a lawsuit and how much proof you need( don't need ) that it's actually a relevant case. He's trying to change shit for the good of you and me. Isn't that special ?
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