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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    My Online Has Expired! OH-NOs!!!!!

    LAWDS MERCY this is awful! My online has expired! OH-NOs!

    From: [email protected]
    To: undisclosed-recipients;

    Dear Bank Of America Cardholder,

    This is your official notification from Bank Of America . Your online has expired.
    If you want to continue using our service you have to renew your online. If not, your online will be limited and deleted.

    To continue click here and complete the renew form with your current
    information.

    Thank you,
    Bank Of America Online Banking Support
    Help Help! My Online has expired! What will I do what will I DO! Cripe Mighty!
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Please somebody help me get my online back.

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    • fallenmuffin
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 8170

      #3
      Fuckz0red. Your online is gone forever.

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by fallenmuffin
        Fuckz0red. Your online is gone forever.
        This is not funnay I needs my online! HELP HELP! HELP HELP!

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        • JamesK2
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2004
          • 6589

          #5
          I got that email five times this week

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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #6
            Originally posted by JamesK
            I got that email five times this week
            OMG your online is expired too? It's an epidemic!

            LAWDS MERCY!

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            • ProducerCashDave
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2006
              • 3983

              #7
              Your online is teh GAY
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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Originally posted by BadBoy_Dave
                Your online is teh GAY
                My online use to be fagulous now it's EXPIRED!

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                • RawAlex
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 9465

                  #9
                  My online's back and there's gonna be trouble! Hey la, hey la, my online's back!

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                  • GrouchyAdmin
                    Now choke yourself!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 12085

                    #10
                    I wish my Online would expire, sometimes. It'd give me a break.

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RawAlex
                      My online's back and there's gonna be trouble! Hey la, hey la, my online's back!
                      My online is EXPIRED! This is definitely not suppose to be part of the gay agenda......

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                      • BoyAlley
                        So Fucking Gay
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                        I wish my Online would expire, sometimes. It'd give me a break.
                        I think it's Mitt Romney's fault. I bet he expired my online.

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                        • starpimps
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 6954

                          #13
                          bank of america says no more internets for boyalley
                          Teen Porn Models / Solo Girls

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                          • BoyAlley
                            So Fucking Gay
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 19714

                            #14
                            Originally posted by starpimps
                            bank of america says no more internets for boyalley
                            All my online are belong to Bank of America.

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                            • GrouchyAdmin
                              Now choke yourself!
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 12085

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                              I think it's Mitt Romney's fault. I bet he expired my online.
                              ...offhand wonder what Ron Paul's stand is on homosexual's gold. We know he's willing to accept leprechaun's gold, as well as their votes.

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                              • BoyAlley
                                So Fucking Gay
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 19714

                                #16
                                Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                ...offhand wonder what Ron Paul's stand is on homosexual's gold. We know he's willing to accept leprechaun's gold, as well as their votes.
                                I think Ron Paul wants my body.

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                                • StuartD
                                  Sofa King Band
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 29903

                                  #17
                                  This is me on facebook
                                  This is me on twitter

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                                  • tabasco
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 2624

                                    #18
                                    You just need to buy a new internet that's all.
                                    "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                                    • GrouchyAdmin
                                      Now choke yourself!
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 12085

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                      I think Ron Paul wants my body.
                                      That'd be one way to get people to watch the debate.

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                                      • BoyAlley
                                        So Fucking Gay
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 19714

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                        That'd be one way to get people to watch the debate.

                                        If you want my bawdie and you think I'm sexy
                                        Come on, sugar, let me know.

                                        cmon Cmon CMON!

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                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                          Now choke yourself!
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 12085

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                          If you want my bawdie and you think I'm sexy
                                          Come on, sugar, let me know.

                                          cmon Cmon CMON!
                                          Hey, whoa. Whoa! Sell it to the camera. I'm just the hired hand!

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                                          • BoyAlley
                                            So Fucking Gay
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 19714

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                            Hey, whoa. Whoa! Sell it to the camera. I'm just the hired hand!
                                            Use your hand, use your mouth, use your ass, makes no difference to me.

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                                            • GrouchyAdmin
                                              Now choke yourself!
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 12085

                                              #23
                                              I walked right into that one.

                                              So, do I bill this as an emergency call, or as a consultation?

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                                              • minusonebit
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 7391

                                                #24
                                                I always laugh every time I get one for PayPal. Funny because I don't have a PayPal account and because I know that somewhere, some dumb schmuck just paypal'd his life savings to some sand n1gger somewhere.

                                                I think there should be a consumer reporting agency that keeps track of people who are phishing victims, sort of like how ChexSystems keeps track of people who stiff banks. And then they should not be able to open up any more accounts.

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                                                • Elli
                                                  Reach for those stars!
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 17991

                                                  #25
                                                  And you can't replay to [email protected]! The letter says so!
                                                  email: [email protected]

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                                                  • TheJimmy
                                                    ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 10747

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by StuartD
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                                                    • starpimps
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 6954

                                                      #27
                                                      can i have you assless chaps when you are banished from the onlines
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                                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 94102

                                                        #28
                                                        Where to donate ??

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