My dick stretcher made my penis thin. CLASS ACTION lawsuit!! Who else?

**fallenmuffin** · 09-19-2007, 12:29 PM

LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit

**MaDalton** · 09-19-2007, 12:37 PM

now the cat won't complain anymore

**Kard63** · 09-19-2007, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

now the cat won't complain anymore

Sadly it is safe now. Gaining an inch of length was not worth losing an inch of girth.

**Ripshit** · 09-19-2007, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Kard63

Sadly it is safe now. Gaining an inch of length was not worth losing an inch of girth.

Is that supposed to be your penis in the sig pic?
It almost looks like a turkey now.
If so you better get to the hosp quick then

**StickyGreen** · 09-19-2007, 02:13 PM

You actually used one of those things? lol what a tool...

**BradM** · 09-19-2007, 02:15 PM

Not sure if this is a joke thread or not but that is not possible to LOSE girth but GAIN length. That has NEVER happened before with us or resellers or other extender companies that I have ever heard of.

**Silly Guy** · 09-19-2007, 02:15 PM

my penis turned yellow...what now?

**Michaelious** · 09-19-2007, 02:17 PM

Girls prefer thickness anyway.

**tiger** · 09-19-2007, 04:03 PM

LMAO! Good luck with that.

**eightmotives** · 09-19-2007, 04:48 PM

LOL! Definitely a funny thread. At least your dick didn't fall off.

**riddler** · 09-19-2007, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by BradM

Not sure if this is a joke thread or not but that is not possible to LOSE girth but GAIN length. That has NEVER happened before with us or resellers or other extender companies that I have ever heard of.

umm stretching does lose girth.

**Kard63** · 09-19-2007, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by riddler

umm stretching does lose girth.

It happened to you too? I need more victims for the class action lawsuit.

**Fap** · 09-19-2007, 05:04 PM

hahah what didja expect

**Vick!** · 09-19-2007, 07:32 PM

its all about girth and how you use your tool.

**p1mpdogg** · 09-19-2007, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit

'fat as shit'

nice comparison, i want you inside off me asap.!.!>!.

**Kard63** · 09-19-2007, 09:21 PM

No one wants in on the class action? I went from 6" of girth to 5". This is a crime !!!!!!!

**GhengisBong** · 09-19-2007, 09:24 PM

funny shit for bs

**bobby666** · 09-19-2007, 10:23 PM

haha you have troubles.........

**CyberHustler** · 09-19-2007, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Ripshit

Is that supposed to be your penis in the sig pic?
It almost looks like a turkey now.
If so you better get to the hosp quick then

Looks like a cats ass to me...

**Centurion** · 09-19-2007, 11:33 PM

Bought one and the damn thing didn't fit! Couldn't even get my dick half way in! I call that a RIP OFF!
All for class action suits for selling badly sized equipment!

**Kard63** · 09-19-2007, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Looks like a cats ass to me...

Indeed, it is an expertly photoshopped cat anus.

BV · 09-20-2007, 12:09 AM

every one in here saying it's all about girth = must have short dicks!

yes i agree that you need girth, but you also need to reach up on in there more than a few inches!

lol

**lazycash** · 09-20-2007, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by Kard63

It happened to you too? I need more victims for the class action lawsuit.

Count me in, I did reach 13 inches, but now I can slide my wedding band down my shaft.

**Kard63** · 09-20-2007, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by BV

every one in here saying it's all about girth = must have short dicks!

yes i agree that you need girth, but you also need to reach up on in there more than a few inches!

lol

Of course you need both! This device took one away from me to add to the other. I had to wear it all the fucking time and pay a lot for it. Its very uncomfortable by the way. Who else tried one of these ? Did you get fucked over too ?

**Violetta** · 09-20-2007, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit

I guess because the only thing to do about it is to make it longer. not possible to make it fatter

**million** · 09-20-2007, 04:43 AM

Never understood people that buy shit like that

**Kard63** · 09-20-2007, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by million

Never understood people that buy shit like that

Cause I wanted a bigger dick dude. Now I'm taking their lying asses to court.

**_Richard_** · 09-20-2007, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by Kard63

Cause I wanted a bigger dick dude. Now I'm taking their lying asses to court.

i think the boxes say 'longer length' lol

**Kard63** · 09-20-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

i think the boxes say 'longer length' lol

No way, it said girth increases too !!!

Is anyone else having this problem? I need about 10 people to make it class action.

**Rama** · 09-20-2007, 11:34 AM

how long did u use this thing? and why in the hell did you keep using it if you saw your tiny penis was going thin?
this is ridiculous, why a man would try this devices? if you are tiny, just better your move!!!

**Quagmire** · 09-20-2007, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

LOL.

Why someone would want a longer penis rather then a fatter penis is beyond me. My dick isn't very long but its fat as shit and the ladies love it.

Good luck in your class action suit

If your dick is 'fat as shit' does that mean you have a loose asshole pushing out large bowel movements?

**Kard63** · 09-20-2007, 05:39 PM

Fuck you assholes!!! Feel my pencil-dick-pain !

**Gnus** · 09-20-2007, 06:19 PM

You might have a case if you took before and after pics.

Gary

**minusonebit** · 09-20-2007, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by eightmotives

LOL! Definitely a funny thread. At least your dick didn't fall off.

Yet......

**Kard63** · 09-21-2007, 01:45 PM

My dick fell off today. This is no joke! Who is in the lawsuit with me ?

**Kard63** · 10-02-2007, 10:08 AM

Ok, I made it all up.

My dick stretcher made my penis thin. CLASS ACTION lawsuit!! Who else?

My dick stretcher made my penis thin. CLASS ACTION lawsuit!! Who else?

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