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  • Eric
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    • Dec 2000
    • 8818

    #1

    Grammar and Spelling Lesson of the Day...

    I am sure many of you will say that you do this on accident, and I could easily go along with that excuse if you only did this once or twice, but not the over and over and over again that I see regularly. We have been through the YOUR YOU'RE stuff before. We have also been through the THERE THEIR and THEY'RE stuff before. Lately though, I have seen this new error too many times to not warrant some education.

    lose
       [looz] Show IPA verb, lost, los·ing.
    verb (used with object)
    1. to come to be without (something in one's possession or care), through accident, theft, etc., so that there is little or no prospect of recovery: I'm sure I've merely misplaced my hat, not lost it.
    2. to fail inadvertently to retain (something) in such a way that it cannot be immediately recovered: I just lost a dime under this sofa.
    3. to suffer the deprivation of: to lose one's job; to lose one's life.
    4. to be bereaved of by death: to lose a sister.
    5. to fail to keep, preserve, or maintain: to lose one's balance; to lose one's figure.

    loose
       [loos] Show IPA adjective, loos·er, loos·est, adverb, verb loosed, loos·ing.
    adjective
    1. free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.
    2. free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night.
    3. uncombined, as a chemical element.
    4. not bound together: to wear one's hair loose.
    5. not put up in a package or other container: loose mushrooms.

    Learn it, love it, USE it correctly!

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  • ottopottomouse
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    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #2
    It's bought and brought that usually makes me wish I could reach through my router and strangle someone.

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    • DarkJedi
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      • Feb 2001
      • 28301

      #3
      add to the list

      then
      than
      your
      you're
      their
      they're

      fucking retards

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      • porno jew
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        • Nov 2006
        • 10166

        #4
        hate when people write "i am looking for advise."

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        • Mutt
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          • Sep 2002
          • 34431

          #5
          Originally posted by DarkJedi
          fucking retards
          the one i see on GFY and elsewhere is 'retarted'
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          • Spunky
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            • Jun 2002
            • 133987

            #6
            I dint gits no edumacations,I can count to potato

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            • GFED
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              • May 2002
              • 8121

              #7
              i sale short icq
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              • 96ukssob
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                • Mar 2003
                • 12991

                #8
                my writer friend would bust on my for this and taught me a good way to remember...

                LOOSE - a woman has a loose vagina... two O's represent tits. Or my balls are loose, two O's represent each testicle (only works for you guys that have 2).

                LOSE - your a loser, I lose my mind. All are 1 thing with 1 "o"



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                • FreeHugeMovies
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                  • Dec 2001
                  • 14141

                  #9
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                  • GFED
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                    • May 2002
                    • 8121

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bossku69
                    LOSE - your a loser, I lose my mind. All are 1 thing with 1 "o"



                    I before E except after C
                    You're

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                    • KRosh
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                      • Nov 2001
                      • 5114

                      #11
                      There, their, they?re

                      there is a place, they?re is ?they are?!

                      Their, on the other hand is the possessive, of them, and is used when talking about their money, their size or their awesomeness, but never ever their awesome!


                      Definitely, definately, definitaly

                      Definately and definitaly do not exist! It?s definitely and that?s definite and final.

                      Could have vs could of

                      He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

                      On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.

                      Your and You're

                      ?your? and ?you?re?. ?Your? is a possessive pronoun: Your car is green. ?You?re? is a contraction of ?you are?: You?re a great swimmer.

                      A lot

                      The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words.


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                      • O MARINA
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 13796

                        #12
                        Originally posted by porno jew
                        hate when people write "i am looking for advise."

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                        • CaptainHowdy
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94744

                          #13
                          I'm an atheist, I don't believe in grammar ...

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                          • DWB
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                            • Jul 2003
                            • 31779

                            #14
                            That's an easy one.

                            Just remember this:

                            You are losing money because you have no idea what you're doing.

                            Your mom is a loose fithy whore.

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                            • The Porn Nerd
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                              • Jun 2009
                              • 19788

                              #15
                              THANK YOU ERIC for pointing this out. It's been driving me nuts for a long time now (admittedly, a short drive).

                              The example I use to try and educate these grammatical morons is this:

                              "You LOSE your mind; your vagina is LOOSE."
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                              • Rochard
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                                • Dec 2001
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                                #16
                                Eric is loose.
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                                • Just Alex
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                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 6060

                                  #17
                                  If PastorSinAlot clicks on this one he's going to be confused as fuck.

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                                  • PenisFace
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                                    • Oct 2003
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                                    #18
                                    I went too they're house too watch a movie, than we went to there pool in they're backyard. My pants were lose the hole time, though.
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                                    • JFK
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67373

                                      #19
                                      Finally an edumacation Thread, congrats Eric

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                                      • 96ukssob
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                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 12991

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Just Alex
                                        If PastorSinAlot clicks on this one he's going to be confused as fuck.
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                                        • SexSearchSuzanne
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 299

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Eric
                                          I am sure many of you will say that you do this on accident
                                          Ah, a thread I can appreciate. But are you sure people aren't doing it BY accident?

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                                          • borked
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                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 6284

                                            #22
                                            Add:

                                            I would/could/should *have*.....
                                            not I would of
                                            grrr.

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                                            • newB
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                                              • Jul 2006
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KRosh
                                              Could have vs could of

                                              He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

                                              On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.
                                              This one jumps out at me, too. Oh, that's another one - to vs too (as in 'also' or 'an excessive amount').
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                                              • BadMrFrostyCZ
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                                                • May 2011
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Eric
                                                I am sure many of you will say that you do this on accident
                                                I am sure many of you will say that you do this by accident.

                                                Please don't ban me Mr Admin

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                                                • Dirty F
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 59204

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KRosh
                                                  There, their, they?re

                                                  there is a place, they?re is ?they are?!

                                                  Their, on the other hand is the possessive, of them, and is used when talking about their money, their size or their awesomeness, but never ever their awesome!


                                                  Definitely, definately, definitaly

                                                  Definately and definitaly do not exist! It?s definitely and that?s definite and final.

                                                  Could have vs could of

                                                  He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

                                                  On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.

                                                  Your and You're

                                                  ?your? and ?you?re?. ?Your? is a possessive pronoun: Your car is green. ?You?re? is a contraction of ?you are?: You?re a great swimmer.

                                                  A lot

                                                  The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words.


                                                  English is not my first language and although i make a lot of mistakes the words you mentioned are no problem for.

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                                                  • pornguy
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                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 62912

                                                    #26
                                                    This is something that does NOT bother me on chat boards especially when I consider that a Larger number of these people are speaking English as a second language.

                                                    If they say something confusing, I just ask.
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                                                    • Dirty F
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                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 59204

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BadMrFrostyCZ
                                                      I am sure many of you will say that you do this by accident.




                                                      .,.

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                                                      • ottopottomouse
                                                        She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 13177

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                        English is not my first language
                                                        It's often the native English speakers that tend to write like a mong, and nobody can really complain about someone who is ESL - especially as if you reversed the situation most native English speakers are terrible at any other languages.
                                                        ↑ see post ↑
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                                                        • AnimeFevers
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • RyuLion
                                                            • Mar 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AnimeFevers

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                                                            • Biggie Smalls Web Writing
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                                                              #31
                                                              Thanks for the lesson, i feel smarter now

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                                                              • Evil Chris
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                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 13249

                                                                #32
                                                                Congradulations to the weiners.


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                                                                • uno
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 18450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.
                                                                  Last edited by uno; 02-01-2012, 01:24 PM.
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                                                                  • Tom_PM
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                                                                    • Feb 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    feonsay is still correct though
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                                                                    • lucas131
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      well thanks for your heads up master

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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • BV
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                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 10914

                                                                          #37
                                                                          English spelling is a terrible mess anyway, full of arbitrary contrivances and exceptions that outnumber rules. Why receipt but deceit? Water but daughter? Daughter but laughter? What is the logic behind the ough in through, dough, and cough? Instead of trying to get the letters right with imperfect tools, it would be far better to loosen our idea of correct spelling.

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                                                                          • d-null
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                                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                                            • 13724

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by uno
                                                                            I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.
                                                                            I've seen this recently too

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                                                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              How about all of the idiots who say "I should of known."

                                                                              Should HAVE, goddamnit. Paul M thinks that of and have are interchangeable.
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                                                                              • Eric
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                                                                                • Dec 2000
                                                                                • 8818

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                the one i see on GFY and elsewhere is 'retarted'
                                                                                Should we start calling those people "Pop Retarted!?"
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                                                                                • Eric
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                                                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                                                  • 8818

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by KRosh
                                                                                  There, their, they?re

                                                                                  there is a place, they?re is ?they are?!

                                                                                  Their, on the other hand is the possessive, of them, and is used when talking about their money, their size or their awesomeness, but never ever their awesome!


                                                                                  Definitely, definately, definitaly

                                                                                  Definately and definitaly do not exist! It?s definitely and that?s definite and final.

                                                                                  Could have vs could of

                                                                                  He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

                                                                                  On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.

                                                                                  Your and You're

                                                                                  ?your? and ?you?re?. ?Your? is a possessive pronoun: Your car is green. ?You?re? is a contraction of ?you are?: You?re a great swimmer.

                                                                                  A lot

                                                                                  The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words.


                                                                                  Do not forget... ALLOT - Which means to give an allowance of something.
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                                                                                  • Eric
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                                                                                    • Dec 2000
                                                                                    • 8818

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                    Eric is loose.
                                                                                    You shut your mouth!
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                                                                                    • Eric
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                                                                                      • Dec 2000
                                                                                      • 8818

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by uno
                                                                                      I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.
                                                                                      HAHA this is one I see all the time too.
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                                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                                        • 51460

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Tomorrow's lesson: To, Too, and Two.

                                                                                        I went back TO get my keys and caught her humping the gardner.

                                                                                        I was TOO pissed for words.

                                                                                        She was a TWO-timing whorebag.


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                                                                                        • HardlinkSells
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I aint understanding none of these stuff. Your a dunb poop idiot.

                                                                                          I ain't mad about nothing, but this something is not making no sense to me

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                                                                                          • HardlinkSells
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                                                                                            • Nov 2010
                                                                                            • 991

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Eric
                                                                                            Should we start calling those people "Pop Retarted!?"
                                                                                            Does forgetting commas make you pop retarted?

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                                                                                            • Evil Chris
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                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 13249

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              You're gonna loose that girl.... ;)


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                                                                                              • J$tyle$
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                                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                                • 11500

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by uno
                                                                                                I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.


                                                                                                LOL

                                                                                                Add this saying to the list too

                                                                                                "I could care less"

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                                                                                                • JFK
                                                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 67373

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by J$tyle$


                                                                                                  LOL

                                                                                                  Add this saying to the list too

                                                                                                  "I could care less"
                                                                                                  and the long and short of it is ..................

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                                                                                                  • Jim_Gunn
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                                    • 5702

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                                    How about all of the idiots who say "I should of known."

                                                                                                    Should HAVE, goddamnit. Paul M thinks that of and have are interchangeable.
                                                                                                    Just want to point out that I was at the forefront of scolding people, especially Paul Markham, about this!

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