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  • TurboAngel
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    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #1

    KARMA is a BITCH

    I got bit in the ass with some karma today.

    When I was 7 I pulled an April fools joke on my parents, I took the sugar out and put salt in so when they got up for coffee they would get salt, at the time I thought it would be a great joke. I got into soooooo much trouble over that. LOL

    I went over to my friends house and she had just made coffee so I went to get a cup and boom I go into the wrong canister so I had 4 spoonfuls of salt in my coffee. LMFAO That was soooo nasty.

    Only took 30 years but that shit came back and got me.

    ;)
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38957

    #2


    I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive...


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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      Karma doesn't exist.

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      • TurboAngel
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        • Jun 2003
        • 30122

        #4
        Originally posted by CurrentlySober


        I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive...
        I would be scared of her!


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        • Barefootsies
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          • Feb 2005
          • 42635

          #5
          "Karma" does not exist.

          Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

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          • brassmonkey
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            • Sep 2005
            • 77397

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober


            I agree - Her return at the Royal Rumble was less than impressive...
            i bet she can cook her ass off.
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            • TurboAngel
              H.B.I.C.
              • Jun 2003
              • 30122

              #7
              Originally posted by Barefootsies
              "Karma" does not exist.

              Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

              WTF? Now I'm heart broken.


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              • 96ukssob
                So Fucking Banananananas
                • Mar 2003
                • 12991

                #8
                Originally posted by Dirty F
                Karma doesn't exist.
                Originally posted by Barefootsies
                "Karma" does not exist.

                Neither does Santa, Easter Bunny, Boogie Man, or Devils/Angels on your shoulders, etc..

                SHHH!!! People knowing this wont behave and do nice things. its a good way for people to stay on their toes

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                • SykkBoy
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  Karma may not exist...

                  but karma E-cigarettes do
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                  • Sid70
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 16413

                    #10
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                    • Jman
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                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22838

                      #11
                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                      i bet she can cook her ass off.
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                      • JenniDahling
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                        • Jul 2005
                        • 5285

                        #12
                        Karma does indeed exists!







                        This is Karma


                        She can be a bitch


                        And she'll shoot you with her laser eyes if you don't watch out!

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                        • LeRoy
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                          • Jul 2007
                          • 13364

                          #13
                          For those who said karma does not exist... I'd be careful over the next few days.

                          That shit bites you in the ass when you least expect it ;)
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                          • TurboAngel
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 30122

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JenniDahling
                            Karma does indeed exists!







                            This is Karma


                            She can be a bitch


                            And she'll shoot you with her laser eyes if you don't watch out!

                            Pew pew pew

                            Awwwwwww how cute.

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                            • TurboAngel
                              H.B.I.C.
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 30122

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LeRoy
                              For those who said karma does not exist... I'd be careful over the next few days.

                              That shit bites you in the ass when you least expect it ;)

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                              • stocktrader23
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                                • Jan 2003
                                • 18781

                                #16
                                Karma very much exists, just not due to magic.


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                                • Zarathustra
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 1094

                                  #17
                                  well it does exist in a sense and can be easily proven

                                  For example go out into the street and start randomly punching people in the face and see what happens

                                  Then go out into the street and do something very simple like randomly starting a convo with random people. I bet you will end up with something very nice at the end of the day

                                  I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it

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                                  • 2ndxachrm
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                                    #18
                                    I am a firm believer in Karma, you never know when it will hit you.
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                                    • stocktrader23
                                      Let's do some business.
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 18781

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Zarathustra

                                      I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it
                                      So you paid for a hooker with their own money? PIMP!


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                                      • uno
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                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 18450

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                        Karma does indeed exists!
                                        She can be a bitch

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 2ndxachrm
                                          I am a firm believer in Karma, you never know when it will hit you.
                                          Based on what? Can you give me any evidence whatsoever that karma exists? And who or what controls karma? Who created it?

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                                          • Dirty F
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 59204

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Zarathustra
                                            well it does exist in a sense and can be easily proven

                                            For example go out into the street and start randomly punching people in the face and see what happens

                                            Then go out into the street and do something very simple like randomly starting a convo with random people. I bet you will end up with something very nice at the end of the day

                                            I once found $2000 in an envelope at the supermarket and returned it to the adreress on the envelope. Lets just say I got a lot more than $2000 back from the person once I returned it
                                            That has nothing to do with karma, you freak. It has all to do with you desperately wanting to believe in something, for whatever fucked up reason.
                                            I'm willing to bet you believe in ghosts as well. Am i right?

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                                            • Vjo
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 6082

                                              #23


                                              First trick every lil hellion learns while sitting in the cafe.

                                              Last edited by Vjo; 02-01-2012, 03:55 AM.

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                                              • Lykos
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                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 31032

                                                #24
                                                Hehe ,it is indeed

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94744

                                                  #25
                                                  Karma is for douchebags, not for rednecks ...

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                                                  • seeandsee
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                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                    • 50945

                                                    #26
                                                    i dont believe in karma,
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                                                    • raymor
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 3745

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                                      Karma very much exists, just not due to magic.

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                                                      • Just Alex
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                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                        • 6060

                                                        #28
                                                        I was hoping it was Chris Malick topic.

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                                                        • Dirty F
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 59204

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Just Alex
                                                          I was hoping it was Chris Malick topic.
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                                                          • DamianJ
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                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                            • 15808

                                                            #30
                                                            Does everyone here posting about karma also believe in the tooth fairy?

                                                            Fucking lulz.

                                                            Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

                                                            Also, FOUR spoons of sugar? Holy fuck.
                                                            Last edited by DamianJ; 02-01-2012, 06:45 AM.

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                                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 94744

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                              Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?

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                                                              • Tom_PM
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                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                • 16443

                                                                #32
                                                                Yeah, I was waiting for someone to mention the FOUR spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee, hehehe. I hope it was a big ass mug or thermos! Time to cut down
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                                                                • spazlabz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 6548

                                                                  #33
                                                                  ok I must be the only one who thinks "Props on the prank you pulled at 7!!!" very clever

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                                                                  • TurboAngel
                                                                    H.B.I.C.
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 30122

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                    Yeah, I was waiting for someone to mention the FOUR spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee, hehehe. I hope it was a big ass mug or thermos! Time to cut down
                                                                    I like a little coffee with my sugar and cream.


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                                                                    • TurboAngel
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 30122

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by spazlabz
                                                                      ok I must be the only one who thinks "Props on the prank you pulled at 7!!!" very clever
                                                                      Thanks for that!

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                                                                      • Dirty F
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 59204

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                        Does everyone here posting about karma also believe in the tooth fairy?

                                                                        Fucking lulz.

                                                                        Can anyone that does believe in it post just *one* link to any peer reviewed scientific paper agreeing with you?
                                                                        They just ignore this and keep on believing. Because they want to. People want to add mystery in their life. Based on...well...nothing. They just want it. Makes things more exciting i guess.

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                                                                        • Chosen
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 63151

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Coffee sucks...

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                                                                          • brassmonkey
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                                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                                            • 77397

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                            Karma is for douchebags, not for rednecks ...
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                                                                            • John-ACWM
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Guess one can associate karma with many events.

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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • TurboAngel
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 30122

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by daniel_webcams
                                                                                  it depends on the day...
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