My buddies mom just had a sex change and when i saw her at the mall she gave me a - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#1

My buddies mom just had a sex change and when i saw her at the mall she gave me a

09-19-2007, 10:30 AM

handshake and "she" shook it very firmly and it made me feel super uncomfterable.

this was her before:

this is her now:

she also showed me her "package" it was a DQ cake she had boughten for my buddies bday tonight.

being around her for only a second today made me feel very weird and i can only imagine how bad an entire night being around "her", but i basically have to go this is a close family and friend get together.

what should i do?

Last edited by MetaMan; 09-19-2007, 10:31 AM.
Tags: None
germ

( o Y o )

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 3108
Share

Post
#2

09-19-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

what should i do?

kill yourself.
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#3

09-19-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by germ

kill yourself.

wow nice response,

A) not funny
B) i would never kill myself because i am way to good looking, way to smart, way to sexy, have a huge cock, a sexy girlfriend, great job, lots of family and friends

now compare this to yourself and after careful inspection you will find that YOU should be the one that should kill themselves.
Comment
D

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2006

Posts: 7412
Share

Post
#4

09-19-2007, 10:57 AM

Did she have surgery to change the shape of her ears and eyes, too?

-D.
ICQ: 202-96-31
Comment
peterk

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2007

Posts: 3529
Share

Post
#5

09-19-2007, 10:57 AM

I would ignore her

Bogat mama ala cu loturi de trafic
Comment
Bex

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2003

Posts: 2382
Share

Post
#6

09-19-2007, 11:22 AM

Drink ..... alcohol.

www.NicheWealth.com
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#7

09-19-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by D

Did she have surgery to change the shape of her ears and eyes, too?

i didnt ask, or didnt even notice it was quite a shock to me.

what if she hugs me and i feel a poke?
Comment
Deej

I make pixels work

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 24386
Share

Post
#8

09-19-2007, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i didnt ask, or didnt even notice it was quite a shock to me.

what if she hugs me and i feel a poke?

Being that you have an enormous cock, hard or not, you would for sure be first to poke him/her/it...

You know this to be true so dont deny poking trans gendered dance folk..

btw, whos mom is that.... you are a mischievous one

Deej's Designs n' What Not
Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching

Icq#30096880
Comment
dav3

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2007

Posts: 7348
Share

Post
#9

09-19-2007, 11:55 AM

jeez, that is an odd situation.

Webmasters :: Juicy Ads :: ACWM :: Crak Revenue :: Money Tree
Comment
st0ned

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2007

Posts: 8437
Share

Post
#10

09-19-2007, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by dav3

jeez, that is an odd situation.

No kidding! Your poor buddy

I would kill myself if my mother turned herself into a man.

Conversion Sharks - 1,000+ adult dating offers, traffic management, and consistently high payouts.
We will guarantee and beat your current EPC to win your dating traffic!
Skype: ConversionSharks || Email: info /@/ conversionsharks.com
Comment
D

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2006

Posts: 7412
Share

Post
#11

09-19-2007, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i didnt ask, or didnt even notice it was quite a shock to me.

what if she hugs me and i feel a poke?

E-gads.

Tell him/her/it to deflate the thing.., I'm pretty sure female-to-male sex-change recipients still require a "pump." They're like those Reebok's from the 90's.

Or maybe the procedure's gotten more sophisticated recently.

Either way, He/She/It, being new to the gender, needs to learn to control the thing better.

-D.
ICQ: 202-96-31
Comment
carol.prime

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 6960
Share

Post
#12

09-19-2007, 01:29 PM

doesn't really matter as long as she's giving me lots of money everyday!

Prime Outsourcing | offshore staffing solutions | manual labor | employee leasing |
full time employees starting at $695.00/month = managed and dedicated
icq.: 309570461 live chat
Comment
CE_Rashaan

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2006

Posts: 937
Share

Post
#13

09-19-2007, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

handshake and "she" shook it very firmly and it made me feel super uncomfterable.

this was her before:

this is her now:

she also showed me her "package" it was a DQ cake she had boughten for my buddies bday tonight.

being around her for only a second today made me feel very weird and i can only imagine how bad an entire night being around "her", but i basically have to go this is a close family and friend get together.

what should i do?

dude I call FUCKING SHANANIGANS!

Those ain't the same people...your weird for even coming up with this story.

If it is true, your weird for having a friend whose mom got a sex change.

Always looking for Good New Content

ICQ- 336359256
[email protected]
Comment
Michaelious

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 6720
Share

Post
#14

09-19-2007, 02:28 PM

That is hilarious, what a fucked up world.
Comment
GrouchyAdmin

Now choke yourself!

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 12085
Share

Post
#15

09-19-2007, 02:30 PM

Posting in a sigwhore thread.

AIM: GrouchyGfy
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#16

09-19-2007, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

Posting in a sigwhore thread.

ya im a sigwhore because i dont or never have had a sig?

you idiots never stop surprising me. you are to stupid for your own good.

Originally posted by MatrixRashaan

dude I call FUCKING SHANANIGANS!

Those ain't the same people...your weird for even coming up with this story.

If it is true, your weird for having a friend whose mom got a sex change.

you sound like you want her number? is this true faggot?

where do you useless idiots come from? i mean seriously.
Comment
GrouchyAdmin

Now choke yourself!

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 12085
Share

Post
#17

09-19-2007, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

ya im a sigwhore because i dont or never have had a sig?

you idiots never stop surprising me. you are to stupid for your own good.

Well, "Posting in a worthless asshole thread" seemed a little harsh at the time.

AIM: GrouchyGfy
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#18

09-19-2007, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin

Well, "Posting in a worthless asshole thread" seemed a little harsh at the time.

nice attempt at back tracking you fucking idiot.

you are to stupid to even notice that i dont even fly a sig and then when you realise how much a tool you are you cant even admit it.

self ownage must feel good doesnt it?

+1 idiot on GFY, when will you newbs just die off already? you are useless.

what is a little harsh it that your mother decided against an abortion and had to raise an idiot her whole life.

Last edited by MetaMan; 09-19-2007, 05:17 PM.
Comment
GrouchyAdmin

Now choke yourself!

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 12085
Share

Post
#19

09-19-2007, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

nice attempt at back tracking you fucking idiot.

Nah, not really. I just didn't really feel like calling a spade a spade, but truth be know, you try so hard to be a grandstander that you are just an abrasive asshole.

You're nothing more than a Canadian version of jimthefiend, but you have nothing to sell. Your intellect is on part with Juicy's post bot. Congratulations.

Nice edit, BTW. Was that so you had time to hit up Google to look up 'third grade insults?'

AIM: GrouchyGfy
Comment
sortie

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2007

Posts: 7771
Share

Post
#20

09-19-2007, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by D

Did she have surgery to change the shape of her ears and eyes, too?

I like how her surgeon added realistic male pattern baldness too.
Comment
sortie

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2007

Posts: 7771
Share

Post
#21

09-19-2007, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

You know what is really fucking sad? Huh? HUH? HUH?

I'd hit it.
Comment
ProducerCashDave

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2006

Posts: 3983
Share

Post
#22

09-19-2007, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by sortie

You know what is really fucking sad? Huh? HUH? HUH?

I'd hit it.

15 Exclusive Sites By Top Brand Name Studios!
$25 PPS | 50% Revshare | 5% Webmaster Referral

David K. | Account Manager | www.ProducerCash.com
ICQ: 480757149 | david AT producercash DOT com
TOLL FREE: 877-549-1112
Comment
The Judge

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2006

Posts: 1647
Share

Post
#23

09-19-2007, 06:03 PM

take pictures and sell them to "my friend's hot mom"
Comment
tony286

lurker

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 57021
Share

Post
#24

09-19-2007, 06:11 PM

if she is happy what do you care?
Comment
sortie

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2007

Posts: 7771
Share

Post
#25

09-19-2007, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by BadBoy_Dave

I deserve that.
Comment
sonofsam

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 18648
Share

Post
#26

09-19-2007, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

wow nice response,

A) not funny
B) i would never kill myself because i am way to good looking, way to smart, way to sexy, have a huge cock, a sexy girlfriend, great job, lots of family and friends

now compare this to yourself and after careful inspection you will find that YOU should be the one that should kill themselves.

I'm beginning to like you, man

I like turtles.
Comment
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE

MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 16502
Share

Post
#27

09-19-2007, 06:59 PM

posting because MetaMan rocks and his threads get tons of views hahaha
Comment
Deej

I make pixels work

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 24386
Share

Post
#28

09-19-2007, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by sortie

You know what is really fucking sad? Huh? HUH? HUH?

I'd hit it.

Thats someones fathermom dude

Deej's Designs n' What Not
Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching

Icq#30096880
Comment
sortie

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2007

Posts: 7771
Share

Post
#29

09-19-2007, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

I'm beginning to like you, man

You don't dock him any points for misspelling "too" three times in a paragraph?
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#30

09-19-2007, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by sortie

You know what is really fucking sad? Huh? HUH? HUH?

I'd hit it.

well now it is a little late for that dont you think? i guess if you were fucking her in the ass now you could pretend she was still a "she" and it may not make you gay???
Comment
GhengisBong

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2007

Posts: 621
Share

Post
#31

09-19-2007, 09:38 PM

after a night of heavy drinking and the possibility of succumbing to a mental blackout - in all honest truth that lady in the first pic is fuckable.
Comment
Gasper
Share

Post
#32

09-20-2007, 12:02 AM

so your GF had a sex change and you don't want to be fucked in the ass or what?
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#33

09-20-2007, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by Gasper

so your GF had a sex change and you don't want to be fucked in the ass or what?

STUPID EURO TRASH ALERT

why do most of you euro trash assholes never come across as even being remotely funny? you say the most obvious jokes and somehow pat yourself on the back.

please grow a brain or i will insert my balls in your ear as a replacement.
Comment

Previous template Next

Working...