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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #1

    Things to do with no electricity... :(

    Had a letter saying that on Wednesday from 8am to 5pm we will have no electric in my part of town - They are dong upgrading work etc...

    So that means no heat, no cooking, no lights no PC no internet, No TV or Radio... Nothing !

    I'll probably just go out for most of the day, and read when I am at home, but what suggestions can you give me for OTHER things I could possibly do, which are not obvious & apparent?

    Thanks


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  • Scott McD
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    • Nov 2002
    • 67792

    #2
    You could shit the bed!



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    • MrE
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      • Sep 2011
      • 69

      #3
      Tether mobile phone to laptop. Done

      On a side note they schedule a huge maintenance window but they don't always use all the time. Its just in case something goes bad.
      Last edited by MrE; 01-30-2012, 12:24 PM.

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      • Evil1
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 3893

        #4
        Drive to a fucking store and buy an inverter so you can turn your car into a generator next time it happens? you have 9 hours, you can drive back and fourth and buy many inverters, should set you up for a life of never having to ask this question again

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        • PenisFace
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          • Oct 2003
          • 3774

          #5
          Nothing, there is literally nothing to do without electricity. You can sit on the couch and admire the wall. So I'm actually wrong, there is something. Looking at the wall.

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38945

            #6
            Originally posted by Scott McD
            You could shit the bed!

            I do that anyway...

            Funny clip though...


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            • seeandsee
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              • Mar 2006
              • 50945

              #7
              full battery on mobile phone with gprs, android and lots of games

              then buy 1-2 newspapers and go true them 2 times

              then goto shop, WALK, spend 30 min. there

              then make something to eat, then eat, all 45 min

              then poo

              then listen music or sleep
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              • L-Pink
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                • Mar 2005
                • 39151

                #8
                Stay up all night Tuesday, sleep all day Wednesday.

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38945

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrE
                  Tether mobile phone to laptop. Done
                  Genuinely dont have a mobile phone that can do that...

                  Originally posted by MrE
                  On a side note they schedule a huge maintenance window but they don't always use all the time. Its just in case something goes bad.
                  No, this has been on the cards for months. They have even had two 'False Starts' where they canceled last minute, cause the felt the COULDN'T do it the allotted time frame.

                  They have even been sending people in person, to the elderly in the area, to reassure them, and check they have adequate blankets and are prepared. Its a BIG thing... Not just a random letter...

                  Anyway, I'm not REALLY worried... Just thought GFY may throw up some cool suggestions that I'd never have thought of myself !


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                  • tabasco
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                    • Jul 2006
                    • 2624

                    #10
                    smear poo all over the walls in protest
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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38945

                      #11
                      Originally posted by seeandsee
                      full battery on mobile phone with gprs, android and lots of games
                      Dont have mobile phone
                      Originally posted by seeandsee

                      then make something to eat, then eat, all 45 min
                      How do I cook with no electricity?


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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38945

                        #12
                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                        Stay up all night Tuesday, sleep all day Wednesday.

                        .
                        Good idea actually...


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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38945

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tabasco
                          smear poo all over the walls in protest
                          I appreciate the fact the you presuppose my walls are not already covered in poo

                          That makes me happy


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                          • CurrentlySober
                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 38945

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PenisFace
                            Nothing, there is literally nothing to do without electricity. You can sit on the couch and admire the wall. So I'm actually wrong, there is something. Looking at the wall.

                            I think you are correct. There really ISNT much to do, is there? Funny how much we all rely on it


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                            • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                              • Sep 2005
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                              #15
                              Open all the doors and windows, air out the house and clean it. You'll still have running water.
                              gone. long gone.

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                              • Scott McD
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67792

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                Dont have mobile phone
                                Do you really have no mobile ?


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                                • ottopottomouse
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                                  • Jan 2010
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                                  #17
                                  Go and sit on the beach it's going to be sunny on Wednesday.
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                                  • NewNick
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                                    #18
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                                    • 96ukssob
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 12991

                                      #19
                                      have a bunch of people over, turn off the lights and poop into a styrofoam cup. then mix the cups up and play "guess who's poop!"
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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38945

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Scott McD
                                        Do you really have no mobile ?
                                        I have a basic pay-as-u-go for emergencies, but it is about 10 years old, and doesn't do internet. Its not a modern smart phone


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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38945

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                          Go and sit on the beach it's going to be sunny on Wednesday.


                                          Originally posted by bossku69
                                          have a bunch of people over, turn off the lights and poop into a styrofoam cup. then mix the cups up and play "guess who's poop!"
                                          You mean recreate a normal Friday night, but during Wednesday day time? Was really looking for something fresh and exciting to embrace


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                                          • DirtyDreamer
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                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 458

                                            #22
                                            Things to do without electricity:
                                            1) Masturbate until your cock falls off
                                            2) Fuck mate until you are both too sore to move
                                            3) Sleep
                                            4) Play Ghost Hunters
                                            5) Invite friends over for an orgy (stock the cooler with plenty of ice and refreshments beforehand)
                                            6) Go to an out of town friend/relative and bug the shit out of them for a change
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                                            • SexSearchSuzanne
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 299

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              How do I cook with no electricity?
                                              Toast smores over a candle. I think you might enjoy the gooey brown chocolate.

                                              Or fondue.
                                              Suzanne


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                                              • CyberHustler
                                                Masterbaiter
                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 28753

                                                #24
                                                Reminds me of the east coast black out back in 2003. Had to walk to the only open store I knew of with a bat and a .38

                                                It was surprisingly peaceful, but I was high and paranoid.
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                                                • RyuLion
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 32364

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DirtyDreamer
                                                  Things to do without electricity:
                                                  1) Masturbate until your cock falls off
                                                  2) Fuck mate until you are both too sore to move
                                                  3) Sleep
                                                  4) Play Ghost Hunters
                                                  5) Invite friends over for an orgy (stock the cooler with plenty of ice and refreshments beforehand)
                                                  6) Go to an out of town friend/relative and bug the shit out of them for a change

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                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 77385

                                                    #26
                                                    you could play like your a hobo. is it a bad area? you have a fence? if you have a fireplace your good to go
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                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 77385

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                                      Reminds me of the east coast black out back in 2003. Had to walk to the only open store I knew of with a bat and a .38

                                                      It was surprisingly peaceful, but I was high and paranoid.
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                                                      • CyberHustler
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                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                        • 28753

                                                        #28
                                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                        • EddyTheDog
                                                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                          • Jan 2011
                                                          • 25433

                                                          #29
                                                          Its gonna be fucking cold Wednesday as well.

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                                                          • d-null
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                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 13724

                                                            #30
                                                            take your laptop to starbucks and hangout on the internet all day there

                                                            but realistically you should have an inverter and mobile internet so this is never a problem

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                                                            • brassmonkey
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                                                              #31
                                                              maybe you can start a new biz popsicle maker.
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                                                              • shimmy2
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 38945

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                  you could play like your a hobo. is it a bad area? you have a fence? if you have a fireplace your good to go


                                                                  This is where I live - The yellow arrow genuinely points to my house. Entre town will be off grid!!!


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                                                                  • Dead
                                                                    They left the door open
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 4746

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Invest in a heater, kero will work because looks like you are going to be cold without a way to burn wood or other.
                                                                    Candles or oil burners will get you thru the dark.
                                                                    Grill, gas or coal, you can eat, well I might add.
                                                                    Its one fucking day, embrace the down time and enjoy the day off...
                                                                    If you like to dose, now is a great time to play survivor. In your mind it will be you against the power. This game will keep you entertained for at least 8 hours.
                                                                    Laugh like a madman at the people on your block( because you will be high as shit if you took above advice
                                                                    Wind down and blow out all the flames except for the heater.
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                                                                    • CYF
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                                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                                      • 10973

                                                                      #35
                                                                      play with your poo.

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                                                                      • brassmonkey
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                                                                        • 77385

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober


                                                                        This is where I live - The yellow arrow genuinely points to my house. Entre town will be off grid!!!
                                                                        you said where you live. house? box? back alley? im starting to believe you cant afford shit are you breaking into peoples places and using the net while their gone??
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                                                                        • Mr Pheer
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 22082

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Buy some meat on tuesday.

                                                                          Have a BBQ on wednesday.

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                                                                          • Mr Pheer
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 22082

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Fuck I just saw where you live. Be on that pier early wednesday morning and just go fishing all day. Or walk on the beach and take photos. Go scuba diving. Go have some seafood. Stand on the corner and beg for change. Steal someone's boat. I could find all sorts of shit to do there.

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                                                                            • georgeyw
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                                                                              • Jul 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober


                                                                              This is where I live - The yellow arrow genuinely points to my house. Entre town will be off grid!!!
                                                                              Looks like a really nice place to live!

                                                                              Looking at the photo, there is plenty of sea to look at / go for a walk / run / enjoy the outdoors...
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                                                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 38945

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                                Fuck I just saw where you live. Be on that pier early wednesday morning and just go fishing all day. Or walk on the beach and take photos. Go scuba diving. Go have some seafood. Stand on the corner and beg for change. Steal someone's boat. I could find all sorts of shit to do there.
                                                                                Grass is always greener - I'd give my left nut to be back in America right now!

                                                                                Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                                                Looks like a really nice place to live!

                                                                                Looking at the photo, there is plenty of sea to look at / go for a walk / run / enjoy the outdoors...
                                                                                Thanks, but that pic was taken in the middle of summer - Its mid winter now, so its rainy, cloudy and about 1 / 2 above freezing - They are even forcasting snow for Wednesday - Thats why the teams are going round to the elderly that live alone to prepare them for it...

                                                                                But its cool. I'll be OK - Will prob drive to the next town over, go shopping and have a nice meal at a country pub... Its just annoting to have your routine messed up - Even if it IS only for 9 hours lol



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                                                                                    • candyflip
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                                                                                      • barcodes
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                                                                                        • Mar 2011
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                        Grass is always greener - I'd give my left nut to be back in America right now!



                                                                                        Thanks, but that pic was taken in the middle of summer - Its mid winter now, so its rainy, cloudy and about 1 / 2 above freezing - They are even forcasting snow for Wednesday - Thats why the teams are going round to the elderly that live alone to prepare them for it...

                                                                                        But its cool. I'll be OK - Will prob drive to the next town over, go shopping and have a nice meal at a country pub... Its just annoting to have your routine messed up - Even if it IS only for 9 hours lol


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                                                                                        • Brent 3dSexCash
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • Forever91
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                                                                                            • Jan 2012
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            You should take this as an opportunity to clear your mind and relax. Getting away from the computer for a few hours will only benefit you, use this time to reflect on things...just enjoy a bit of "me time" or family time.

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                                                                                            • 2012
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                                                                                              • 17189

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              you can get pretty creative with suicide ?
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                                                                                              • rogueteens
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                                                                                                • 8005

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                Had a letter saying that on Wednesday from 8am to 5pm we will have no electric in my part of town - They are dong upgrading work etc...

                                                                                                So that means no heat, no cooking, no lights no PC no internet, No TV or Radio... Nothing !

                                                                                                I'll probably just go out for most of the day, and read when I am at home, but what suggestions can you give me for OTHER things I could possibly do, which are not obvious & apparent?

                                                                                                Thanks
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                                                                                                • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 22082

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Dress up like a zombie and go down to the Winchester for drinks.

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                                                                                                  • d-null
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Forever91
                                                                                                    You should take this as an opportunity to clear your mind and relax. Getting away from the computer for a few hours will only benefit you, use this time to reflect on things...just enjoy a bit of "me time" or family time.
                                                                                                    what a ridiculous idea

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