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  • calibra
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 4357

    #1

    Old but gold, LOL!

    Subject: Flat Belly

    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
    The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,worried about what her son has seen.

    She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

    The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

    "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

    "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
  • Violetta
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    • Jul 2004
    • 28735

    #2
    hahaha... awsome
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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #3
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      • Gabriel Night
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        • Mar 2007
        • 602

        #4
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        • D
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          • Jan 2006
          • 7412

          #5
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          • Farang
            one sick puppy
            • Oct 2004
            • 11713

            #6
            Originally posted by calibra
            Subject: Flat Belly

            A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
            The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,worried about what her son has seen.

            She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

            The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

            "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

            "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
            fbm

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            • DaLord
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2001
              • 3318

              #7
              Hahahahaha god one

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              • [ScreaM]
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 1664

                #8
                pretty old one lol.

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                • F U S I O N
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                  • Jan 2006
                  • 1898

                  #9
                  Hah good ones!

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                  • AGS-17
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2005
                    • 1402

                    #10
                    nice..good one

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                    • TampaToker
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                      • May 2006
                      • 5828

                      #11
                      Some good ones lol
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                      • Fizzgig
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 9649

                        #12
                        Oh-oh.
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                        • mistergardener
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 746

                          #13
                          Hilarious. Heehee.

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                          • bobby666
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                            • Nov 2005
                            • 21765

                            #14
                            haha nice one

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                            • dav3
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                              • May 2007
                              • 7348

                              #15
                              lol good wons
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                              • Scott McD
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67792

                                #16
                                Originally posted by calibra
                                Subject: Flat Belly

                                A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
                                The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,worried about what her son has seen.

                                She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

                                The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

                                "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

                                "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."


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                                • Dare69
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                                  • Sep 2007
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                                  #17
                                  lol :D:D:D:D:D
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                                  • Sexsitesurfer
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                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 3157

                                    #18
                                    Kids!!!!!

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                                    • Angie77
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                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 1356

                                      #19
                                      haha grosss.. black sponge.
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                                      • everestcash
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                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 2194

                                        #20
                                        soooo old

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                                        • alby_persignup
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                                          • May 2007
                                          • 3119

                                          #21
                                          hahaha! goodie
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                                          • tranza
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 57559

                                            #22
                                            Lolololololol.... Nice one!!
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                                            • Fap
                                              Just Du It
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 12094

                                              #23
                                              hahahha awesome

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                                              • Klen
                                                • Aug 2006
                                                • 32234

                                                #24
                                                Huh another example how one joke can have million versions.

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                                                • Th!nk
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                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 6996

                                                  #25
                                                  lol! naughty kiddo!

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                                                  • nosey
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 14413

                                                    #26

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                                                    • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 6184

                                                      #27
                                                      good one

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                                                      • pornguy
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                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 62910

                                                        #28
                                                        Old but always worth the min it takes to read
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