Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Still a virgin then.

We always pay in some way. Unless you're married to a girl like Eva.



Edited to make it 100% right.

Unless you stay with virgins or girls who make you wait 6 weeks before you get to fondle a breast. You are likely to be with a girl who has had a few partners. Any girl who will do a one night stand with you, will do it with other guys.