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Originally Posted by epitome
When you see him doing it next time say "hey buddy, you must be down on your luck, come on in and I'll give ya a couple of dollars."
Once you get inside, run ahead, grab your gun and turn around and shoot him from within 2 feet.
At that point he was nothing more than an attacker in the eyes of the police.
(Do not actually try this at home)
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That's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets a gun, and he's trying to lure Flanders in the house so he can shoot him.
Poor guy's probably flat broke trying to make a couple bucks picking scrap out of the trash and he's about to shoot him.