I just realised, that at the age of 43, I have never

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944

    #1

    I just realised, that at the age of 43, I have never

    sat or laid in a hammock!

    What simple things have you never done?


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  • cherrylula
    lol
    • Jan 2002
    • 15969

    #2
    Two girls one cup.... never tried that.

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    • u-Bob
      there's no $$$ in porn
      • Jul 2005
      • 33063

      #3
      made love to a real woman...

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      • CyberHustler
        Masterbaiter
        • Feb 2006
        • 28750

        #4
        Have sex with more than one woman at the same time...
        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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        • LAJ
          Gingerific
          • Jun 2001
          • 5567

          #5
          Heh I'm 43 as well. I've never been to a pro football game.
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          • B.Barnato
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2010
            • 3618

            #6
            Never masturbated.

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            • cherrylula
              lol
              • Jan 2002
              • 15969

              #7
              Originally posted by LAJ
              Heh I'm 43 as well. I've never been to a pro football game.
              Hmmm at almost 37 same here, and I do not plan on ever going to one.

              hell nah lol

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              • seeandsee
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                • Mar 2006
                • 50945

                #8
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                • ManuteBol
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 640

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  sat or laid in a hammock!

                  What simple things have you never done?
                  Have you ever done an indian rain dance in the shower?

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                  • Chosen
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 63151

                    #10
                    I never paid for sex

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                    • uno
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 18450

                      #11
                      I thought you were still a teenager this whole time.
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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38944

                        #12
                        Originally posted by uno
                        I thought you were still a teenager this whole time.
                        Understandable. After all, my 'i like poo' and 'i cant afford' posts are extremely juvenile, and borderline retarded, but its just a 'character' that I play on gfy...

                        But I am 43 and have been heavily involved in Adult Entertainment ALL my life...


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                        • B.Barnato
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 3618

                          #13
                          Originally posted by B.Barnato
                          Never masturbated.
                          Edit: Only masturbated

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                          • keysync
                            Living the Dream
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 2375

                            #14
                            Make money in porn


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                            • BFT3K
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 10764

                              #15
                              I'm around the same age, and I've never been to a Disney Land or Disney World.

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                              • tabasco
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 2624

                                #16
                                I've never been to me
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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Chosen
                                  I never paid for sex
                                  We all pay one way or another
                                  At 50,I haven't had sex with a black woman,Banged any drug,or try a flying in a Squirrel suit.I wanna do the last one

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                                  • rowan
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 17393

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Chosen
                                    I never paid for sex
                                    You pick up drunken butterface sluts at 4am without even buying them a drink?

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                                    • slapass
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 14625

                                      #19
                                      Have done all of the above but I have never driven a motorcycle.

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                                      • Lace
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                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 16116

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BFT3K
                                        I'm around the same age, and I've never been to a Disney Land or Disney World.
                                        I'm half the age and have been to both before I was 12.
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                                        • Mutt
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 34431

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober

                                          What simple things have you never done?
                                          i've never murdered anybody.
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                                          • MaxCandy
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                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 3750

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Mutt
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                                            • Coup
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                                              • Apr 2010
                                              • 9931

                                              #23

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                                              • martinsc
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 27043

                                                #24
                                                36 and I never cheated on my wife or any of my gfs.....
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                                                • Vjo
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 6082

                                                  #25
                                                  Man I didnt realize you were that old Welcome to the old guys club

                                                  How bout smell the air and swim on a tropical island beach. And all the other fun stuff to do on an island.

                                                  Couple guys around here have surely done that.

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                                                  • BIGTYMER
                                                    Junior Achiever
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 17066

                                                    #26
                                                    Take the virginity of two girls away at the same time.

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                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 38944

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Vjo
                                                      Man I didnt realize you were that old Welcome to the old guys club

                                                      How bout smell the air and swim on a tropical island beach. And all the other fun stuff to do on an island.

                                                      Couple guys around here have surely done that.
                                                      Thanks... I did the Caribbean Cruise thing in 1995?

                                                      Lovely islands, but shitty old people on the cruise ship... T'was the canberra...


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                                                      • Vjo
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 6082

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                        Thanks... I did the Caribbean Cruise thing in 1995?

                                                        Lovely islands, but shitty old people on the cruise ship... T'was the canberra...
                                                        Nice! I once road on The Pirates Of The Caribbean ride at Disneyland lol

                                                        And once swam in the Atlantic off Tampa.

                                                        Actually that would be the Gulf Of Mexico wouldn't it.

                                                        Both were pretty fun actually.

                                                        It is like 5 above outside so anything is fun about now.

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                                                        • ilnjscb
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                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 8957

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                          sat or laid in a hammock!

                                                          What simple things have you never done?

                                                          I've never been deep sea fishing, I've never gambled (unless you count stocks), I've never picked up a woman in a bar.

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                                                          • John-ACWM
                                                            Work Work Work
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 20060

                                                            #30
                                                            Bungy jumping.

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