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Originally Posted by epitome
People believe this guy has as many clients as he says?
If so, I have a bridge to sell you.
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My favorite thing about this one-man amateur operation trying to look like a large professional outfit is the complete lack of consistency. If you're going to bullshit, at least be consistent with the size of your business (or hobby, as the case may be). The same paragraph goes back and forth between I and we at least half a dozen times.
I, I, we, we, I, we, we, we, I, we, I, we... me, myself and I!
Maybe it's just me but giving yourself a name like "Porno Police" just cracks me the fuck up.
Might as well call yourself the Jerk Off Judges or Erotic Enforcers.