Originally Posted by barcodes

Moeloubani had the perfect twitter name for you but it looks like it sold

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1031...esbian+twitter


You should get her some big gaudy jewelry of a naked woman, like a big fucking charm lmao.
here is something not so big but may get a chuckle
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_1...=SPM2466194201

or somehting like this
http://www.princeofdiamonds.org/serv...de-lady/Detail



You could always add a plaid shirt or two in the basket


best of luck