What is the difference between a salamander and newt -- salamanders are slimy and newts are dry and have warts. (Similar to the relationship between a frog and toad.)

Newt was busy impeaching Bill Clinton and distracting him from national security issues (i.e., Osama bin Laden) and may be partially to blame for the events leading up to 911.

But hey, Americans like Bozos and Foxalmostnews touts the Bozos.